Sing Like Weird Al and Win A Canned HAM!

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Sing Like Weird Al and Win A Canned HAM!
Wednesday, December 17 '08
9:30-ish to 12:30 there and abouts

HUMANS AGAINST MUSIC
Ho ho ho! This month Humans Agaisnt Music brings you songs you've already sung... but with the words of Weird Al Yankovic. Welcome your host Tim "Tong" Harrod as he heats up the holidays for you with paradoy songs such as:

214 "I Love Rocky Road"
608 "Another One Rides The Bus"
1004 "Like A Surgeon"
1715 "She Drives Like Crazy"
2806 "Fat" ("Bad" by Michael Jackson)
50014 "My Bologna" ("My Sharona" by The Knack)
50058 "Smells Like Nirvana"
50094 "Ricky" ("Mickey" by Toni Basil)
50152 "Spam" ("Stand" by REM)
50173 "Yoda" ("Lola" by The Kinks)
50204 Theme from "Rocky XIII" ("Eye Of The Tiger" by Survivor)
50217 "Ode To A Superhero" ("Piano" Man by Billy Joel)
50257 "Stop Draggin' My Car Around"

If you're in the mood to carol, but too shy because you're clumsy and drunk, we also have agnostic holiday classics:
70001 "Blue Christmas" (Christian)
70002 "Little Drummer Boy" (Pagan)
70003 "Deck The Halls" (Pagan)
70004 "Frosty The Snow Man" (Pagan)
70005 "Grandma Got Run Over..." (Pagan)
70006 "Happy Christmas (War Is Over)" (Christian)
70007 "Here Comes Santa Claus" (Christian)
70008 "Holly Jolly Christmas" (Christian)
70009 "I Saw Mommy Kissin' Santa" (Pagan)
70010 "It's Beginning To Look A Lot"
70011 "O Come All Ye Faithful" (Christian)
70012 "Rockin' Around The Christmas" (Pagan)
70013 "Santa Baby" (Pagan)
70014 "Silver Bells" (Pagan)
70015 "Twelve Days" (Pagan)
70016 "We Wish You A Merry" (Christian)
70017 "Winter Wonderland" (Pagan)

You might be thinking "You guys are out of material"... and maybe we are. Starting in January, Bill C., Master Kraoky Song and I will be handing HAM over to our favorite song-a-natrix, Lady H-Bomb. Sing low 'n' win big! You don't have to be a rock star to win a HAM, but it couldn't hurt. So put on some singin' pants and join in the fun.

MEDIOCRE PRIZES!
First Prize: 48 oz Krakus brand canned ham packed in it's own juices
Second Prize: "Mars Attacks", "Pootie Tang", "Terminator 2, Judgement Day", "U2, Rattle 'n' Hum" DVDs
Third Prize: A smug attitude for winning third Poetry! Condiments!

Join the Big Bohemian ending at 12:30. We have over 400 GET-OUT! voiceless tracks, but you'll have to show up and hear for yourself.

Humans Against Music
Wednesday December 17, 2008
From 9:30-ish to 12:30 there and abouts
Freddy's Bar & Restaurant
485 Dean Street (6 Ave + Dean)
www.freddysbackroom.com