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Mougar wrote: [quote=Carmen]*boyfriend runs out of the door when I'm too drunk to notice*

If we get him loaded enough on dumplings and wine, he won't be running anywhere except the toilet.




Oh we are soooooo going to embarrass you Carmen! You still have time to withdraw the invitation!

voodoonyc

Mamacita wrote: [quote=Mougar][quote=Carmen]*boyfriend runs out of the door when I'm too drunk to notice*

If we get him loaded enough on dumplings and wine, he won't be running anywhere except the toilet.




Oh we are soooooo going to embarrass you Carmen! You still have time to withdraw the invitation!

Yeah. I can't help but think this is a recipe for complete disaster for Carmen's fledgling relationship.

carmen

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=Mamacita][quote=Mougar][quote=Carmen]*boyfriend runs out of the door when I'm too drunk to notice*

If we get him loaded enough on dumplings and wine, he won't be running anywhere except the toilet.




Oh we are soooooo going to embarrass you Carmen! You still have time to withdraw the invitation!

Yeah. I can't help but think this is a recipe for complete disaster for Carmen's fledgling relationship.


oh christ.

troutboy

Carmen? WTF? Get all of the lovin' you want from your boyfriend now, before he leaves skidmarks. You are either really brave, really stupid or really lonely :-)

fisherpropnyc

...or really high

carmen

I wish I was high. Yall better behave!

anastasia beaverhausen

I'll totally pretend not to know any of these people and act very horrified by their behavior.

zumbilirules

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: I'll totally pretend not to know any of these people and act very horrified by their behavior.

I thought that Mougar had a tattoo of you on his arm...it's going to be hard to deny

yovanoff

Carmen wrote: I wish I was high. Yall better behave!

somebody bring some weed to Carmen, please

anastasia beaverhausen

Flexichick wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]I'll totally pretend not to know any of these people and act very horrified by their behavior.

I thought that Mougar had a tattoo of you on his arm...it's going to be hard to deny

It's not so much of a tattoo as a brand. Circle S.

carmen

Speaking of tattoos, teh boi is covered in them. Just spend all your time asking him about them...he LOVES that

mougar

Flexichick wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]I'll totally pretend not to know any of these people and act very horrified by their behavior.

I thought that Mougar had a tattoo of you on his arm...it's going to be hard to deny
My tat is of a different kind of beaver.

voodoonyc

Carmen wrote: [quote=VoodooNYC][quote=Mamacita][quote=Mougar][quote=Carmen]*boyfriend runs out of the door when I'm too drunk to notice*

If we get him loaded enough on dumplings and wine, he won't be running anywhere except the toilet.




Oh we are soooooo going to embarrass you Carmen! You still have time to withdraw the invitation!

Yeah. I can't help but think this is a recipe for complete disaster for Carmen's fledgling relationship.


oh christ.

Wait. So your plan is to tell the relatively new BF that a bunch of random people from the internet are showing up at your apartment in 10 minutes to get trashed and scream at your TV? Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is entertainment.

mougar

Don't worry about me. I'm not really a jerk, I just play one on the internet.

anastasia beaverhausen

Mougar wrote: Don't worry about me. I'm not really a jerk, I just play one on the internet.

Aw, mougie is a good boy. And I'll beat him if he acts up. Or up his medication.

voodoonyc

I'll try and behave. But you have to be worried about Why. And Mama. Mama's a wild card.

mougar

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Aw, mougie is a good boy.

Talking about me as though I were a dog doesn't make it easy.

anastasia beaverhausen

Mougar wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]Aw, mougie is a good boy.

Talking about me as though I were a dog doesn't make it easy.

Who wants a cookie?! Who wants a cookie?!

whynot_31

Carmen, there is always revenge:

Ana after you.
I host after that.

..I'm telling certain people the wrong address.

voodoonyc

whynot_31 wrote: Carmen, there is always revenge:

Ana after you.
I host after that.

..I'm telling certain people the wrong address.

Beav's apartment is small. It's going to be like being on the subway. No offense, Beav.

I probably should host at some point. :roll:

We'll see how successful Weds is, but I guess I could do that. And we're talking 1,000+ square feet, people.

voodoonyc

whynot_31 wrote: Carmen, there is always revenge:

Ana after you.
I host after that.

..I'm telling certain people the wrong address.

And I've googled you. I know where you live. Don't even try.

anastasia beaverhausen

In that case, YOU'RE not invited. Plenty of room now, folks! Hot rugby players need apply.

voodoonyc

Beavs, I love your apartment. And 20 rugby players would fit in there quite nicely.....

whynot_31

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=whynot_31]Carmen, there is always revenge:

Ana after you.
I host after that.

..I'm telling certain people the wrong address.

And I've googled you. I know where you live. Don't even try.

I wasn't even thinking about you.
As I said before, there is no "us".
...but I'm glad you can google...

anastasia beaverhausen

Stop fighting, you two.

voodoonyc

whynot_31 wrote: [quote=VoodooNYC][quote=whynot_31]Carmen, there is always revenge:

Ana after you.
I host after that.

..I'm telling certain people the wrong address.

And I've googled you. I know where you live. Don't even try.

I wasn't even thinking about you.
As I said before, there is no "us".
...but I'm glad you can google...

:roll: I'll explain our "situation" to Mrs. Why on Wednesday. Can't wait to meet her!

whynot_31

Ana, I keep trying to tell him to go away. He completely read my PM wrong, and thought I was hitting on him just because I PM'd him.

He knows I'm married, straight and male, but he is still acting like we are a couple. No matter what I do, he's just not getting the message, yet I don't want to hurt his feelings. Plus, he practices Voodoo and he'll be in Carmen's small apt with me on Wednesday. (I would have wrote that we'll soon be "together" in Carmen's apt, but I was afraid how he would interpret it)

Surely, you've had your share of these type issues.
...but this is a new experience for me. Help.

Mama, can you split this thread and move it to Chicklynian?

Voodoo, until I get Ana's help, let me give this a shot:
Trust me, it's me. It's not you. You are a wonderful person, I'm just not ready. I just feel nothing between us. If you want to take PM's from only women, I think you are over-reacting ...but it is your business.

voodoonyc

^^ This is a classic example of why drinking and posting do not mix. Try therapy, Why. It may help.

carmen

this thread is getting a mind of its own

MOD

We are sooo hosting this at Voodoo's next time. Em can come and collect her games.