Karaoke! Karaoke! Karaoke!

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Free low-fi/low-tech karaoke returns Wednesday night...

Wednesday, February 18, 2009 !
Freddy's Bar and Backroom !
9:30ish to 12:30ish !

HUMANS AGAINST MUSIC
Your monthly positive-reinforcement evening


Come feast your vocal cords on our 579(!!) songs. Your larynx (which, if like mine, might be compromised by the insidious winter cold virus that everyone seems to have right now) will thank you!

We continue to add NEW OLD SONGS, such as:

"Centerfold" - In the style of J. Geils Band
"The Way It Is" - In the style of Bruce Hornsby
"Iron Man" - In the style of Black Sabbath
"In Dreams" - In the style of Roy Orbison
"Fight For Your Right" - In the style of the Beastie Boys
"Paul Revere" - In the style of the Beastie Boys
"Mr. Lonely" - In the style of Bobby Vinton
"Surrender" - In the style of Cheap Trick
"Automatic" - In the style of the Pointer Sisters
"Hot for Teacher" - In the style of Van Halen
"Panama" - In the style of Van Halen
"Against All Odds" - In the style of Phil Collins
"Highway to Hell" - In the style of AC/DC
"Punk Rock Girl" - In the style of the Dead Milkmen
"At Last" - In the style of Etta James
"All Night Long" - In the style of Lionel Richie
"Night Shift" - In the style of the Commodores
"Right Down the Line" - In the style of Gerry Rafferty
"Freakin' at the Freaker's Ball" - In the style of Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show
"(I'm Not Your) Stepping Stone" - In the style of the Monkees
"You Send Me" - In the style of Sam Cooke

For the faithful: If you want a song that we don't already have, requests are accepted (for a suggested $1 donation for song purchase).

Mediocre prizes await you at...

Karaoke Big-Ass H.A.M.!
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
From 9:30ish to 12:30ish
Freddy's Bar & Backroom
485 Dean Street (6th Ave. at Dean St.)
Prospect Heights, Brooklyn
www.freddysbackroom.com
FREE!

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It's rumored that some of these fabulous prizes include: a three-line GE office phone, a cordless Uniden phone, colorful drinking straws, a home security Door Club™, fine reading, and so much more.

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Subject: Can something be mediocre and fabulous at once?

Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, is it really true? Could such fabulous prizes really exist? I also heard tell that there's a lovely new skin-care kit, an odd carbonated beverage, some white frame stickers for your wall, and even more(!) "gently used" DVDs and books. Oh, and let's not forget the HAM.