Just wanted to introduce myself

robert torres

Hi my name is Robert Torres. I just joined the forum today. I couldn't find a specific introductions page so I just decided to post on the most active forum on the site. The posts that I have read so far have been great. I look forward to involving myself and supporting this forum as often as I can. Thanks.

em26

Welcome.


Do you put ketchup on your hot dogs? :-k

carnivore

Em26 wrote: Welcome.


Do you put ketchup on your hot dogs? :-k

No. Just spam in his signatures. Not that different, actually... :P

em26

Arrrgh!

Don't.like.you. :evil:


This was a ketchup and hot dog conversation....mustard your ass outta here!

emmaviz

Nonono, Spam goes with mustard, like Corned beef. Not Ketchup!

carnivore

EmmaViz wrote: Nonono, Spam goes with mustard, like Corned beef. Not Ketchup!

Or like hot dogs!

robert torres

Spam - Spamming is the abuse of electronic messaging systems to indiscriminately send unsolicited bulk messages. ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_(electronic)

I like the forum guys. Because I throw an anchor text in my signature doesn't mean I'm spamming. It just means that if I'm going to be spending an hour reading and posting on a forum, I might as well get some google backlinks. Sorry if I offended anyone.

Reread my sig - maybe this will help...

em26

^^Listen , just agree that ketchup on hot dogs is a delicacy and we won't have any problems.

carnivore

Robert Torres wrote: Spam - Spamming is the abuse of electronic messaging systems to indiscriminately send unsolicited bulk messages. ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_(electronic)

I like the forum guys. Because I throw an anchor text in my signature doesn't mean I'm spamming. It just means that if I'm going to be spending an hour reading and posting on a forum, I might as well get some google backlinks. Sorry if I offended anyone.

Reread my sig - maybe this will help...

That might have been a good definition five years ago.

Check out this article:
http://www.silicon.com/research/specialreports/thespamreport/0,39025001,39155545,00.htm

robert torres

Sorry everyone - mod let me know the anchor text is a no no. Got rid of it. And sweet puppet - I like the stop motion video

carnivore

Em26 wrote: ^^Listen , just agree that ketchup on hot dogs is a delicacy and we won't have any problems.

It's a delicacy like Casu marzu is a delicacy.

scarlett

Wait is Carni the "sweet puppet" or Em?

em26

Carnivore wrote: [quote=Em26]^^Listen , just agree that ketchup on hot dogs is a delicacy and we won't have any problems.

It's a delicacy like Casu marzu is a delicacy.

OMG that's nasty.

Reminds me of bAcOn for some reason. Yeah. :-s

em26

scarlett wrote: Wait is Carni the "sweet puppet" or Em?

Carni is the "sweet puppet". But I doubt he's sweet with all that sour mustard he has swirling around his insides.

robert torres

I was referring to carnivore.

carnivore

Thanks, RT! Welcome to the site.


Em, bacon is wholesome and delicious- truly one of nature's most perfect foods. But it's probably best that you don't eat it. You'd probably try to put ketchup on it! :twisted:

robert torres

I'm out of the ketchup/mustard loop

carnivore

Robert Torres wrote: I'm out of the ketchup/mustard loop

Em is an adherent of the heretical practice of eating hotdogs with ketchup.

em26

Robert Torres wrote: I'm out of the ketchup/mustard loop

It's best that you love it and bathe in it and all that good stuff.

Ketchup on a hot dog is the best thing EVER.

robert torres

how is it heretical? Although I'm more of a mustard person, most people I know use ketchup on their hotdogs.

em26

Carnivore wrote: Thanks, RT! Welcome to the site.


Em, bacon is wholesome and delicious- truly one of nature's most perfect foods. But it's probably best that you don't eat it. You'd probably try to put ketchup on it! :twisted:

No I wouldn't Carnivore. I only love ketchup on my HOT DOGS and fries.

robert torres

It would be heretical if they put peanut butter on their hotdogs

em26

It's all about ketchup on hot dogs. Carnivore just has bad taste.It's ok.

Edited to add :

His bad taste is so bad that even the wizard refused to help him. Such a shame.

carnivore

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/679/why-is-there-no-ketchup-on-a-properly-made-hot-dog

http://www.amazon.com/Never-Put-Ketchup-Hot-Dog/dp/0979789230

And finally, from the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council:
http://www.hot-dog.org/ht/d/sp/i/38617/pid/38617

meredithb

Em26 wrote: This was a ketchup and hot dog conversation....mustard your ass outta here!

I relish a good pun!

carnivore

Robert Torres wrote: how is it heretical? Although I'm more of a mustard person, most people I know use ketchup on their hotdogs.

You are not from New York. :evil:

em26

Oh C'mon! You can add all this shit but not super deliciously sweet ketchup??

Condiments should be applied in the following order: wet condiments like mustard and chili are applied first, followed by chunky condiments like relish, onions and sauerkraut, followed by shredded cheese, followed by spices, like celery salt or pepper.

Bullshit!

robert torres

I was born in astoria queen. Moved to woodside. Now Im back and forth between Williamsburg and Woodside.

robert torres

*Queens

robert torres

Carnivore wrote: [quote=Robert Torres]how is it heretical? Although I'm more of a mustard person, most people I know use ketchup on their hotdogs.

You are not from New York. :evil:

When you need your carpets cleaned call me. I promise you won't mistake my accent from anywhere else.

jeffrey

Funny, Em usually calls Carni when she needs her clocks cleaned.