Sing Your Ass Off @ H.A.M.

the yarn monkey

Sing Your Ass Off @ H.A.M.
Don't miss the big Bohemian ending.

Humans Against Music @ Freddy's Bar
Wednesday April 21, 2010
9:30 PM until 3:00 AM

It's not a poetry slam, it's H.A.M.! For those of you not in the know, H.A.M. stands for Humans Against Music... you, a voiceless track, printed lyrics and a crowded room with very judgmental people. Destroying music one song at a time is not our goal, it's only coincidental. Join your song-a-natrix H-bomb and me Tokyo Rosenberg, your ethnic sidekick for the last H.A.M. as Freddy's closes for relocation. I'm taking an old man nap so that we can keep it running until 3:00 AM, and I think Heather will be drinking lots of coffee. On this special night Freddy's has suspended its 3 Asian limit, so bring it you singing sino-philes!

Calling all former prize winners!
Thought you'd never win another canned ham? You are now eligible to win another Krakus Canned Ham... 3 lbs of porcine glory packed in a protective aspic layer! Mrs. Buckingham, start draggin' Stevie Nicks around. Black cowboy, where are you? Drunken Fall Down Girl, we've cleared the stage for you and padded the floors! Estonian Bob and I will be doing our Kate-Bush-Off, we will pile drive "Wuthering Heights" into the ground, along with other Kate Bush classics,

Lower you expectations and win fabulous mediocre prizes! You don't have to an opera singer to win a prize, but could it hurt?

sarah k

I command you to let loose the last of the Titans! Let loose the KRAKUS!!!

the yarn monkey

Mrs. Buckingham, is that you? Krakus Rosie Get on Board!

bill c

I guess this will be last HAM in the old stadium (the house that Frank built).
Might have to pay final tribute to the great mackie messer.

the yarn monkey

Ole Macky's back in town. See you there Bill C.

sarah k

Yes, it is I, Mrs. Lindsey Buckingham, ready to regale with you with Gordon Lightfoot as sung by Cher.

bill c

might as well just award estonian bob the ham now for his upcoming rendition of "happy together."

the yarn monkey

All you hams, give yourselves a big round of applause! You all made this last H.A.M. on Dean Street a night to remember. Thanks H-bomb for being our trusty stewardess of song. To our ham winner Craven Heathen, I didn't know you were Muslim. Woooops! Sorry about that.

Humans Against Music gives a shout out to all our irregulars and newbies, Mrs. Lindsey Buckingham, Troy, Dave B. Ellen, Skippy, Cocoa, Mr. Tony, the Birthday Gang, Señor Suave, Tawny Newton, Mz. Ross, Matty, Young Matt, Charlie, Tabby, Diamond Josh, Jewish Josh, that other guy Josh, Josh by proxy... there were so many more but I blacked out at around 2:15 and woke up on the couch with one shoe.

This train has sailed! We'll be seeing each other in a few short months at a new Freddy'. Same H.A.M., same list of over 300-Get-Out! songs. Maybe we'll have freshly printed lyrics without typos by then.

Aloha oi vey,
Tokyo Rosenberg

h-bomb

Same H.A.M., same list of over 300-Get-Out! songs. Maybe we'll have freshly printed lyrics without typos by then.

We're currently at a mind-blowing 701 SONGS (dare to believe it!!) and might even have freshly painted lyrics upon our blindingly magnificent return!

Get your new song requests in now.

H-bomb
your airline stewardess of song
now cruising at 40,000 feet.