F*cking Motorcycles on St.John's!

god

Subject: F*cking Motorcycles on St.John's!

What the Hell is going on?! I didn't get a memo. PH has now become a motor speedway. There are A-holes racing up and down St.John's tonight on motorcycles. Doing wheelies and standing up on the seats. I'd call the cops, but they take off and then come back minutes later. Can I put a tripwire across the road, so it will chop off their heads? I'm praying that one of them hits a small peeble at just the right speed and flys head first landing on his face. Jerks.

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MOD

Smite them God! Smite them!!!!

leet

He is a vengeful god.

But - - since when did God not get the memo? Unheard of, He being omniscient and all.

neene

last summer it was park place
it quieted down a bit after one of them wiped out and was killed on the fdr

leet

they are annoying.

they've been here every summer for several years now.

wish they would go away.

god

One of them left a large tire tread burn out on the corner near Washington Ave. WOW! You're really cool for doing that! Everyone in the neighborhood thinks you're the greatest motorcycle rider ever! Nobody in the whole world can do that. Those are some mad skills. Please race down Washington and get hit by a bus. Thank you. :x

erikka

This makes me think of the ad for Raceway Park

kgal

I don't have any problems with motorcycles specifically, but I do worry about cars speeding down my street (Pacific). Is there anything that can be done about this? It doesn't seem like the kind of thing you could call the cops about.

god

kgal wrote: I don't have any problems with motorcycles specifically, but I do worry about cars speeding down my street (Pacific). Is there anything that can be done about this? It doesn't seem like the kind of thing you could call the cops about.

Nether do I. But when A-holes mark up the sidewalks and race up and down to block doing stunts, it's a problem. I wish we could put in a speed bump on St.John's, but because it's used by the fire depatment, I'm told we can't.

drano

neene wrote: last summer it was park place
it quieted down a bit after one of them wiped out and was killed on the fdr

Yeah, I hate to say it, but a few years back I saw a typical loud motorcycle dude wipe out trying to (I think) do a wheelie. He looked like he was hurt pretty bad what with his leg twitching and all, but I felt nothing, or maybe even a little happy. Fortunately he didn't get immediately run over by a car, which would have made me feel a little sad.

Yup, I'm going to hell.