Is OTBKB a Stalker???

Writing about Jennifer Connolly is one thing. But this guys is writing about how odd it is how he hasn't seen Jennifer and then at some point theorizes that some kid in a window is her son.

Very creepy to say the least.

Here was our attempt at hyper-stalkerdom, which was supposed to be a joke, but of course it's the Internet, so many people think you are being serious:

June 15, 2005

TURTURRO WATCH(tm): Update for The Week of June 12, 2005

UPDATE, Saturday, June 11, 2005, 1:15:50 PM: John Turturro, walking past the corner of President St. and Prospect Park West, gave a passerby directions to Ocean Parkway. He then proceeded in a northeasterly direction, toward Union St., where he waited briefly at the crosswalk, then crossed over to Grand Army Plaza.

PICTURED: Mr. Turturro, wearing sport shoes and pulling a grocery cart, interacts with fellow Brooklynites at the GAP greenmarket, still in full swing.

STATUS REPORT: It has been nearly 1 year and 9 months since our last John Turturro update. As reported Thursday, October 23, 2003 at 03:51 PM, Turturro was spotted striding purposefully past the Blockbuster near Flatbush and 8th Aves., wearing a dangly earbud and engaging in an intense cell phone call. As he strode past, Turturro pinched the microphone component between his left thumb and index finger, drawing it closer to his mouth in an attempt to improve the call quality.