CAN SOMEONE PLEASE OPEN A (NON-PRETENTIOUS) CIGAR STORE

The non-pretentious cigar shop is an urban legend. :evil:

i keed, i keed.

I personally would love for you to find one so we don't have to smell that foul stench walking through the neighborhood.

Wha...? There's all kinds of places to buy dogshits around here. For an extra couple of bucks they'll probably let you spark up a Parodi in the back room with a lawn chair and a little black and white t.v.

One where I can sit and watch tv and smoke. I'm sick of freezing my butt off on the stoop.

Cannot smoke at home?

Fjord wrote:

One where I can sit and watch tv and smoke. I'm sick of freezing my butt off on the stoop.

Cannot smoke at home?

roarknumber1 is far too pretentious to smoke in his/her own home...

http://nymag.com/daily/food/2008/01/eat_drink_and_smoke_at_nat_she.html#gs-hp

out of the nabe, but...