illegal dumping has got to stop!

minet · May 2008

Hi,
this is to whoever is doing the illegal dumping on the corner of prospect place and vanderbilt.
I am really tired of you not hiring a carting company to haul away your crap.
I am really tired of you putting your crap in front of our building so our super has to deal with it.
I am really tired of getting tickets for your crap that you leave by our garbage.
Why don't you come over and take it away and while you are at it you can pick up the ticket they gave us for your crap.
Thanks,

armchair_warrior · May 2008

i used to get that alot till i got camera installed.

i find other buildings crap in front of mines.

queencallipygos · May 2008

This may be a last-resort sort of solution, but if you've really had it --

Step one -- Break open a bag and see if you can find a piece of mail with an address.

Step two -- bring it all BACK there.

step three -- profit!

karl the druid · May 2008

queencallipygos wrote: This may be a last-resort sort of solution, but if you've really had it --

Step one -- Break open a bag and see if you can find a piece of mail with an address.

Step two -- bring it all BACK there.

step three -- profit!

step four -- assume their identities

step five -- use that identity and subscribe to the jehovah witness newsletter series

(optional) step six -- inquire about the jw pizza party; order one

kosherdave · May 2008

----^ hahahahahahaha step four almost made water come outta me nose.
Karl, you're f*cking hilarious and I mean that.

illegal dumping has got to stop!

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