Mathematically gay-bashed on the hypotenuse of the...

...triangle that's created by Flatbush, Park Place and Carlton Ave.

I was walking up Flatbush towards the Wing Wagon with my friend Hector and we were discussing the fact that 1+1=2, but this guy came out of nowhere and grabbed us by the shoulders and said God wants his creatures to procreate and the correct answer is 1+1=3 and whomever answers "2" is a pillow-biter.

What an asshole.