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Wack Peen — Brooklynian

Wack Peen

whatchuwant
whatchuwant
edited November -1 in The Lounge / Random Stuff
My friend told me this story of a girl she works with who's white but thinks she's black.
Anyway, she emailed some people and was describing this guy's penis as a "wack peen."

Because I love potty humor, I found this hysterical (yup- doesn't take much)- I had to pass it along.

Got any others?
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  • ninemonthsout
    ninemonthsout
    Any other what?

    Terms for substandard male parts or slang terms in general that aren't yet mainstream (read: new and clever to white people)

    I got lots of both.
  • ninemonthsout
    ninemonthsout
    Ok- maybe not lots but a few spring to mind.
  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    Yea, I mean, whatever makes you double over and shoot milk out your nose.

    Let 'er rip!
  • ninemonthsout
    ninemonthsout
    Oooh. This could get very adult very quickly.

    I had an ex whose equipment was always "on lean". Even when at full attention, it was too cool to stand up straight. But wack it was not.

    Im game. Trying to think of a few...(has it been that long?!?)
  • adguy
    adguy
    Moose Knuckle. Two Words. I'm not sayin'., I'm just sayin'
  • daver
    daver
    ninemonthsout wrote: Ok- maybe not lots but a few spring to mind.
    ninemonthsout wrote: Im game. Trying to think of a few...(has it been that long?!?)
    Tonight on Hardball, totally wack peen and the wackers that wack it!

    Do girls really talk to each other about boys' totally wack peens?

    How rude.
  • daver
    daver

    Subject: Re: Wack Peen

    Whatchuwant wrote: Because I love potty humor, I found this hysterical (yup- doesn't take much)- I had to pass it along.

    Got any others?
    OK, I've got one. At an old job in AZ I had a coworker, let us call her Noon*. So for whatever reason, a few guys got it into their head that it was _really_ funny one day when Noon talked about wanting a taco. It became a running joke about Noon's taco this and Noon's taco that.

    :mrgreen:

    Easily amused.

    One day Noon had leftovers from lunch in the fridge, someone popped the lid and lo and behold, it was a taco! A digital pic was quickly taken, and soon pictures of Noon's taco were posted front and center on the company intranet. :lol:

    I no longer work there, but I'm sure that the legend of Noon's taco still lives on.

    Which reminds me of the huge controversy back in Phoenix over the popular restaurant The Pink Taco. They tried to name the new stadium there the Pink Taco Arena, but the Cardinals (NFL) turned it down.

    :mrgreen:

    *Name changed to protect the innocent.
  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    Oooo, I just remembered!

    My favorite website, Go Fug Yourself, trashes all the fugly dressed famous folks, more women than men. When some unfortunate gal wears some atrosciously shitty pants, often she grows what they describe as a polter-wang....get it?

    milk, nose, whole nine.

    Exhibit A:
    image
  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    Exhibit B:

    image
  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    Crotch Bulge:

    image
  • ruska b
    ruska b
    my morning is slow
    nothing like some camel toe
    to make me giggle
  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    A.K.A.----> Ghostnads.
  • ruska b
    ruska b
    Whatchuwant wrote: A.K.A.----> Ghostnads.
    The Phantom Menace
  • ninemonthsout
    ninemonthsout
    @daver- I think women have way more graphic convos with our friends about sex (and performance) than guys do. I find this generally stops when you are in a serious relationship because, you know, then it's not fodder for your friends to laugh about (or envy).

    Alicia Keys always has camel toe. Is this sexy to men and us non-famous women are clueless? Not that I'd hop on that band wagon.

    Male equivalent has been referred to as "dick print" in my social circles.
  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    ninemonthsout wrote:

    Alicia Keys always has camel toe. Is this sexy to men and us non-famous women are clueless? Not that I'd hop on that band wagon.

    Male equivalent has been referred to as "dick print" in my social circles.
    Ha! I think she just has an enormous vag....I mean, the camera adds 20, but when she wears pants they totally emphasize her crotchular area.

    Dick print. Not sure what that is exactly, but I like it!

    "He's a total fucking dick print!"
  • jeffrey
    jeffrey
    Whatchuwant wrote: Dick print. Not sure what that is exactly, but I like it!
    According to arches *here*, you got quite the introduction this afternoon.

    So, didja drop the right terminology, on the spot?

    :tongue::lol:
  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    It was crazy large, that's all I'm saying. I mean, he was wearing a bikini and the whole crotch area was just ENORMOUS! It was nuts.

    Wackly HUGE peen....
  • caaahyoko
    caaahyoko
    Whatchuwant wrote: It was crazy large, that's all I'm saying. I mean, he was wearing a bikini and the whole crotch area was just ENORMOUS! It was nuts.

    Wackly HUGE peen....
    I knew you were going to mention that here! hehehehe. So angry I didn't see it. Grrrrr. #-o
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    ninemonthsout wrote: @daver- I think women have way more graphic convos with our friends about sex (and performance) than guys do. I find this generally stops when you are in a serious relationship because, you know, then it's not fodder for your friends to laugh about (or envy).

    Alicia Keys always has camel toe. Is this sexy to men and us non-famous women are clueless? Not that I'd hop on that band wagon.

    Male equivalent has been referred to as "dick print" in my social circles.
    Is this what you mean?
    image
  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    Now THAT looks like a wack peen to me! :shock:
  • alafairnadia
    alafairnadia
    yick!
  • jeffrey
    jeffrey
    ^^^ Camel toes, meet camel nose...
  • pat g
    pat g
    Duh....THAT is "moose knuckle".

    Jeez....Do I have to explain everything to "you people"? I'm in the Virgin Islands and yet I'm working on keeping your terminology on track.
  • em26
    em26
    That pic was.....ewww!!! Ickity ICK ICK!!!! AKKKKKK! BLOOP!

    I puke. :puker: :puker: :puker: :puker: :puker: :puker: :puker: :puker:


    He pukes. :puker: :puker: :puker: :puker: :puker: :puker: :puker: :puker:


    We puke together. :puker: :pukel: :pukel: :puker: :pukel: :puker: :pukel:
  • jah
    jah
    aha so i was right
  • jah
    jah
    you ladies want to see some non wack peen holla i got you :wink:
  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    JAH wrote: aha so i was right
    Right about what?
  • jah
    jah
    Whatchuwant wrote: [quote=JAH]aha so i was right
    Right about what?
    I asked modsquad(who is being very "not nice) btw) what wack peen was and got no answer and surmised it must be microscopic shriveled white dick and i was correct.
  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    No, you are so completely not correct. Wack peen is any dick (black, white, or purple) that is deemed wack by a chick.

    Your peen could very well be wack, but only a chick can make that call.
  • jah
    jah
    Whatchuwant wrote: No, you are so completely not correct. Wack peen is any dick (black, white, or purple) that is deemed wack by a chick.

    Your peen could very well be wack, but only a chick can make that call.
    what would make you think i have a penis?
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