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my roommate keeps eating my mozzeralle sticks! — Brooklynian

my roommate keeps eating my mozzeralle sticks!

brooklynlager
brooklynlager
edited November -1 in The Lounge / Random Stuff
every time i buy mozzarella sticks my roommate goes and eats them while i sleep (the entire package). he never eats any of my other food but i guess he just can't help himself when it comes to that breaded cheesy goodness. i told him its not cool and hes going to buy some more and not do it again (hopefully). its really funny to me, like i can't even keep them in the apartment. its like leaving bottles of booze around when you live with an alcoholic. discuss...

;)

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  • modsquad
    modsquad
    Are these the kind you microwave? Drive to PA, go to the nearest WalMart and buy a box of 22 longs. They won't sell you shorts, they're for pistols. Insert them in the mozzarella. Besides teaching him a lesson it will be more fun than a barrel of monkeys. :P :cheers: :P :cheers: :P :cheers: :P :cheers:

    Oh yea pay cash!
  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    I have two roomies right now. So, the other day, I got kinda mad because one roomie had eaten one of my bocca burgers (you know, you only get 4...) and then the other one ate my leftover pasta (it was good, and I was really looking forward to it).
    But then I realized that one had bought me drinks at Weather Up (not cheap) the other night and the other one...well, I just ate his cookies.

    Now we're all even!
  • rtraindweller
    rtraindweller
    blasphemy! i would not stand for such actions and would deal with it swiftly and sternly. while i can understand the temptations that arise when encountering moz sticks, a true appreciator would be noble enough to respect the moz sticks of another and go and get their own.
  • carmen
    carmen
    great. now im craving mozz sticks. Can you buy these are a ctown or keyfood or something? I don't think I've ever purchased them at a store before.
  • modsquad
    modsquad
    What do you do, steal them?
  • rtraindweller
    rtraindweller
    adding moz sticks to shopping list at key foods afterwork...
  • khuntiennang
    khuntiennang
    how about labeling your food? :mrgreen:
  • rtraindweller
    rtraindweller
    KhuntienNang wrote: how about labeling your food? :mrgreen:
    you'd think people would have sense enough to be able to remember what they did and didnt buy! i can see the labeling thing for an office fridge (it doesnt even work there sometimes) but somethin like that at home feels kinda passive aggressive. maybe that's just me?
  • brooklynlager
    brooklynlager
    Its really funny, the guy NEVER eats anything else of mine, ever. never drinks my juice, chips, whatever but this is now the 3rd time that he has done this with my mozzarella sticks, thats whats so funny about it, its like he just can't help himself and justifies that its worth it or something in his own mind. i cooked a breakfast this morning with his tater tots for payback but its just not the same!
  • jeffrey
    jeffrey
    brooklynlager wrote: i cooked a breakfast this morning with his tater tots for payback but its just not the same!
    Behold the power of cheese.
  • alafairnadia
    alafairnadia
    reasons to live alone ....
  • stacey
    stacey
    brooklynlager wrote: Its really funny, the guy NEVER eats anything else of mine, ever. never drinks my juice, chips, whatever but this is now the 3rd time that he has done this with my mozzarella sticks, thats whats so funny about it, its like he just can't help himself and justifies that its worth it or something in his own mind. i cooked a breakfast this morning with his tater tots for payback but its just not the same!
    Ok if you want revenge -
    slice the packages open carefully and replace your cheese sticks with white modeling clay, seal back up.

    If you want to stop him from eating them period then you should get yourself a little ziplock bag. Let him watch you as you take each one out of the individual packages. Lick each one up and down and them place them in the ziplock baggie and put in the 'fridge.
  • jeffrey
    jeffrey
    stacey wrote: Let him watch you as you take each one out of the individual packages. Lick each one up and down and them place them in the ziplock baggie and put in the 'fridge.
    Or, behold the power of sneeze. :lol:
  • jeffrey
    jeffrey
    alafairnadia wrote: reasons to live alone ....
    amen, sista.

    ***edited to add:

    Now very honnngree.

    Dammit.

    /me hears bell ringing
  • rtraindweller
    rtraindweller
    brooklynlager wrote: Its really funny, the guy NEVER eats anything else of mine, ever. never drinks my juice, chips, whatever but this is now the 3rd time that he has done this with my mozzarella sticks, thats whats so funny about it, its like he just can't help himself and justifies that its worth it or something in his own mind. i cooked a breakfast this morning with his tater tots for payback but its just not the same!
    bold move sir. messin' with a man's tots is almost on par with messin' with his moz sticks.
  • MOD
    MOD
    Was your roommate hungover each time?

    All bets are off if I'm hungover and there's fried deliciousness's in the fridge.
  • khuntiennang
    khuntiennang
    rtraindweller wrote: [quote=KhuntienNang]how about labeling your food? :mrgreen:
    you'd think people would have sense enough to be able to remember what they did and didnt buy! i can see the labeling thing for an office fridge (it doesnt even work there sometimes) but somethin like that at home feels kinda passive aggressive. maybe that's just me?
    i agree. i always wonder about the exact same thing whenever my classmates in middle school borrowed and then packed my pens or ruler to their own bags at the end of the day. i thought people should be able to remember what they bought or didn't.

    luckily i never had any problem of this kind with my roommates, at least not without asking first. but i have a friend who had the same prob, his roommates would take each others stuff as if they were their own. in the end, he would only buy 1 or 2 apples at a time instead of in bulk.
  • carmen
    carmen
    dude. i really want a mozz stick. damnit. i've been thinking about this all day now. this thread sucks ;)
  • daver
    daver
    I wear the cheese.
    It does not wear me.
  • carmen
    carmen
    The cheese stands alone.
  • ev965
    ev965
    Try Costco. They usually have great quantities of mozzarella sticks, so you will have plenty to go around! But make sure your roommate pitches in for the cost (they are not expensive, relatively speaking). Costco also has Boca burgers in large quantities. And even jalapeño poppers, sometimes. Hrr ... Costco ... ! --E.
  • rtraindweller
    rtraindweller
    "i am the cheese! i am the best character on the show! i am better than both the salami and the bologna combined!"

    i'll buy you a beer if you can cite where that's from
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    rtraindweller wrote: "i am the cheese! i am the best character on the show! i am better than both the salami and the bologna combined!"

    i'll buy you a beer if you can cite where that's from


    Rocko's Modern Life, from the Wacky Delly episode.
  • ch_smooth
    ch_smooth
    shucks i thought it had to do w/ the robert cormier book.

    i had a gorilla roommate who ate my expensive salami and replaced it with boar's head pepperoni. needless to say i was not happy. the only way to solve that and the many other problems we had (waking up and finding random ppl passed on couch, paint flung everywhere - he was an artist, his taking over all shared spaces, etc) was to kick him out.
  • rtraindweller
    rtraindweller
    one beer for Carnivore comin' up!
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    I would be careful not to let it turn into a full-fledged passive-aggressive war. It's not fun when you're angry with the person you have to live with. I would talk to him and let him know that you are willing to share - or maybe you're not? - but he needs to ask or ante up a few bucks or something. Whatever you do, don't label them, or write a note that says "touch and die" or replace them with clay. He will be pissed and retaliate and then nothing's safe in your home.

    One time at band camp I kept eating my roommate's cookies, thinking he was so generous he wouldn't care. I never asked and we never talked about it when he was there, but we both knew I had been eating his cookies. Mmm cookies. One day I came home and there was a note attached to the cookies and the cabinet with a knife encouraging me to discontinue eating his cookies and get my own.
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