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  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    arches wrote: [quote=scarlett]Mougar, you had your shot at a bunch of single ladies and you spent the evening talking to Em about pork!!!!!!!!!!
    Next time make sure Carnivore shows up, so he and Em can argue about ketchup and mustard...leaving Mougar free to meet the single ladies.

    Festivus looks to be taking shape.

    Rave: Supreme Ian will take photos of Mougar making moves on the single ladies of Brooklynian...
  • mougar
    mougar
    crap ...
  • supreme_ian
    supreme_ian
    scarlett wrote: Mougar, you had your shot at a bunch of single ladies and you spent the evening talking to Em about pork!!!!!!!!!!


    ahahhahah @ the above statement

    & yes i will take photos :)
  • caaahyoko
    caaahyoko
    Mougar wrote: Rave: Drunk mini-golf at the office last night.

    Rant: Everyone has a date but me. Well, two people anyway.
    Awww. Someone take Mougar out! He's a sweet guy.
  • arches
    arches
    Rave: Mougar will set up a small charcoal grill and entice single women with the sweet scent of spicy grilled pork belly.
    Rave: Supreme Ian will take cool pictures with wacky exposure that makes Mougar look like some sort of master of ancient Korean grilling techniques.
    Rave: Mougar's stature amongst single ladies will grow to the point where he is regularly referred to as "Moumoufuku" (we'll help this along by telling everyone that he's really David Chang's father's illegitimate love child).

    Rant: I won't be able to make Festivus if it's on the 12th.
  • em26
    em26
    arches wrote: [quote=scarlett]Mougar, you had your shot at a bunch of single ladies and you spent the evening talking to Em about pork!!!!!!!!!!
    Next time make sure Carnivore shows up, so he and Em can argue about ketchup and mustard...leaving Mougar free to meet the single ladies.

    Hey hey hey , if you wanted him you should have came and took him!

    What ? Are the people that are taken only allowed to sit and talk with each other?
    We ain't allowed to hang out with the singles for more than a few minutes? FINE!!!!!!

    I promise to stay away from Mougar so that he can kick some game to the single ladies or vice versa.

    Ya'll can have him. I'm willing to accept Carnivore as a trade in.


    Ahmm , but I'm keeping my beaver and Ian.
  • arches
    arches
    Em26 wrote: Hey hey hey , if you wanted him you should have came and took him!
    By the time I got there he had moved from pork to pasties! Mmmm, pork pasties. :twisted:
  • mougar
    mougar
    Rave: Having pate de lapin et pate de gibier for lunch. It's like if you put Bambi and Thumper in a blender and topped it with teh awesome.
  • sweet tea
    sweet tea
    don't worry em, i'll talk to you about pork. carny and i can tag-team.

    rave: i had the best birthday ever.
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Em!! No, no no!!!! I'm sayin' Mougar was lamenting his lack of dates and I reminded hm that he had an opportunity to score a date and opted out! (Meanwhile I scored a date with someone who wasn't even in our group!)
  • em26
    em26
    LOL!

    Who said he wasn't on a date.......... :-$
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Um, your husband??
  • em26
    em26
    scarlett wrote: Um, your husband??
    :scratch:

    scarlett wrote: Um, your husband??
    :-k
    scarlett wrote: Um, your husband??
    :shock:



    Exactly who you working for , huh?


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  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    scarlett wrote: Em!! No, no no!!!! I'm sayin' Mougar was lamenting his lack of dates and I reminded hm that he had an opportunity to score a date and opted out! (Meanwhile I scored a date with someone who wasn't even in our group!)
    So wait, let me get this straight: Mougar complained to you about being single. You responded "I am hot and also single", and he continued to talk to EM about pork?

    ...I can confirm him talking to EM about pork.

    ...Mrs. Whynot prohibits me from commenting on your hotness.

    ...so the only thing that needs confirmation is your offer to date Mougar.

    Rant: Men who let thier love of pork interfere with the potential to, er, "pork".
  • mougar
    mougar
    I'm afraid this going to end with Mr. Em killing us both and mopping up our blood with his Sham Wows.
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Ha! Hold on, I never said I was hot or single! Beaver said she is. But I am starting to think that perhaps Mougar was hoping for a different type of date......
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    scarlett wrote: Ha! Hold on, I never said I was hot or single! Beaver said she is. But I am starting to think that perhaps Mougar was hoping for a different type of date......
    Mougar, how do you plead?

    First: Not there is anything wrong with that.

    Second: No, I won't talk about Vince and the Sham wow
  • em26
    em26
    No no no , she never got the chance to let him know that she is single. He could see that she's hott , she don't gotta tell him that. If she does than he may have problems and we will have to get him help.

    Whynot , I think we might have another match.......
  • em26
    em26
    Mougar wrote: I'm afraid this going to end with Mr. Em killing us both and mopping up our blood with his Sham Wows.
    He's not getting any damn sham wows , so don't worry!!
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    damn, Em won't even mop up your blood!

    ...she holds a grudge against you for your love of pork, but forgives Carnivore!
  • mougar
    mougar
    whynot_31 wrote: [quote=scarlett]Ha! Hold on, I never said I was hot or single! Beaver said she is. But I am starting to think that perhaps Mougar was hoping for a different type of date......
    Mougar, how do you plead?

    It's a tough question. I mean I like pork, and I also like tacos, maybe a pork taco? We're still talking about food right?
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Well I hope he doesn't mop it up with your new T-shirt!

    Hey are we gonna coordinate outfits again?

    Rave: Em and Scarlett in matching green.

    Who wants to go spy on the Beaver and Voodoo on their date on Saturday?
  • em26
    em26
    whynot_31 wrote: damn, Em won't even mop up your blood!

    ...she holds a grudge against you for your love of pork, but forgives Carnivore!

    You keep Carnivore out of this!


    Mr.Em , doesn't know about Brooklynian.

    What happens in Brooklynian stays in Brooklynian.

    :lol:
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Rant: Mougar avoiding the topic at hand.

    Rave: This is a safe place. People of all orientations are welcome here at Brooklynian. ...which might include Mougar.

    Scarlett and EM, you two should definately color coordinate. Want me to start a poll on what you two should wear?
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    scarlett wrote: Beaver said she is.
    Did she? Link that thread. I'm curious.
  • em26
    em26
    whynot_31 wrote: Rant: Mougar avoiding the topic at hand.

    Rave: This is a safe place. People of all orientations are welcome here at Brooklynian. ...which might include Mougar.

    Scarlett and EM, you two should definately color coordinate. Want me to start a poll on what you two should wear?
    LOL!

    I don't know if I'll be able to make it to Festivus , yet.


    If I do , I'll be wearing blue.
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Er, um, I think it was something about how cute her nose is.

    Em, I am thinking the color scarlett. What say thee?
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Actually, she claimed to be a 6' blond model from Estonia.

    It was in the thread "Anastasia and Sneaky" (which although was great fun, is now a giant buzz kill)

    http://www.brooklynian.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=487056&sid=c5b1d429582916149a4b665f167e47d8

    Rest in Peace Sneaky....
  • em26
    em26
    Ok , I can do that color. Scarlett will be wearing scarlet. :)

    Sounds good.

    Yeah , Beavs never said she was single and hott. Don't worry Voodoo , she ain't two timing you.
  • mougar
    mougar
    whynot_31 wrote: Rant: Mougar avoiding the topic at hand.

    Rave: This is a safe place. People of all orientations are welcome here at Brooklynian. ...which might include Mougar.
    I was going to post some innuendo about pipe jobs from plumbers and getting nuts from fresh direct, but that would have been crude :wink:

    Damn it, now I'm posting emoticons. What have I become?
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