The Rant Rave thread
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whynot_31 wrote: Actually, she claimed to be a 6' blond model from Estonia.
A gay male with a pink christmas tree in the body of a 6' blond model from Estonia. But really, I shouldn't be posting at all. It's not even Friday yet.
It was in the thread "Anastasia and Sneaky" (which although was great fun, is now a giant buzz kill)
http://www.brooklynian.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=487056&sid=c5b1d429582916149a4b665f167e47d8
Rest in Peace Sneaky.... -
Em26 wrote: Yeah , Beavs never said she was single and hott. Don't worry Voodoo , she ain't two timing you.
Thanks Em. The Beav rocks. And she is a very shy and demure little buttercup.
Edited: to remove eyerolling, because damnit, she is. -
Voodoo, you must resist further self destruction.
Remember, the tried and true formula: Act normal, call her beautiful, meet her parents. Marry her. Then act like a jerk. -
VoodooNYC wrote:
What???
A gay male with a pink christmas tree in the body of a 6' blond model from Estonia. But really, I shouldn't be posting at all. It's not even Friday
yet.
Beavs ain't no male!
OMG , Voodoo , you better not let her see this shit!
You just got out of the doghouse , man. [-X
Stop posting !! You're gonna ruin it for sure. #-o -
VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=Em26]Yeah , Beavs never said she was single and hott. Don't worry Voodoo , she ain't two timing you.
Thanks Em. The Beav rocks. And she is a very shy and demure little buttercup.
You're welcome.
Ya better stop with that eye rollin' , if you know what's good for you.....
Edited: to remove eye rolling, because Voodoo removed his , plus , don't want him to get a beat down..... -
whynot_31 wrote: Voodoo, you must resist further self destruction.
Oh Why, thank you. I heart the Beav. That's all I have to say. -
Em26 wrote: Yeah , Beavs never said she was single and hott.
Maybe not, but she is on record as saying she's better endowed than the Barette go-go dancer. -
Em26 wrote: [quote=VoodooNYC]
What???
A gay male with a pink christmas tree in the body of a 6' blond model from Estonia. But really, I shouldn't be posting at all. It's not even Friday
yet.
Beavs ain't no male!
OMG , Voodoo , you better not let her see this shit!
You just got out of the doghouse , man. [-X
Stop posting !! You're gonna ruin it for sure. #-o
Em, I can't find the link, but these were words out of her own mouth. I ain't makin that stuff up. SHE said that. -
Night, Beav.
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Rave: defecating world leaders figurines
http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/1934519-defecating-world-leaders-figurines/images -
Christ. I can't even trust you people when I'm sleeping!
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Rant: I am tired and cranky and they took away my nap time at work.
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RAve: I'm home
Rant: I want to go out again. Anyone want to meet up for a drink? Beav? -
Rave: I'm already at a bar.
Rant: I haven't eaten all day, so I'll probably be drunk after only a couple of beverages.
No, wait, that's a 'Rave'! -
rant: I'm home too. Where you goin, Mama? Is beav near us?
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RAVE: omg, i think my building sociopath might be moving out as we speak! probably i shouldn't get my hopes up. but he's hurling things into a uhaul trailer while yelling!
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Rave :
Sweet tea's sociopath might be moving out!
Rant :
Guys , umm....I've been drinking expired instant decaf coffee for the past 3 days.
First cup I made tasted weird, drank it anyway. I thought maybe I'm not using enough creamer , so I added a lot more to the 2nd cup......
still not tasting right , drank it anyway.......
Third cup I thought well maybe it's the fake sugar that I use, maybe I'm not putting enough of that in....used 3 packets instead of the usual 2.....still tasting kinda off, drank it anyway.......
Fourth cup , something was still wrong.....so I thought maybe it's the water? I don't really like to drink the tap unless I have to ever since I
saw metal stuff in it....eww...so I threw that cup out and boiled bottled water for the 5th cup.....God help me , it was still stank. Ahh, so then I finally went over to look for the original jar that it came in (I poured it out of the original little Sanka jar and into a bigger coffee jar cuz I don't like digging into small things with my big ass spoons) and checked the expiration date and yes it was expired already. It was almost brand new , only had it for about a month. I usually check the expiration when I buy things , dammit , I don't know what happened. :scratch:
I'm a dummy , I know. I should have stopped drinking after the 1st cup , but I didn't think it could be the coffee. Shit , honestly I was even stupid enough to add more coffee to one of the cups thinking that maybe I didn't add enough and that might have affected the flavor. #-o -
You should have never bought instant decaf coffee in the first place. Has there ever been a more pointless product?
Rant: instant decaf coffee -
I thought instant coffee was supposed to taste like shit?
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Rant : ^^^^ That guy up there.
Listen llama , I have a hard enough time as it is to get to sleep.
I'm drinking this stuff at night.
Edit: "That guy" rant was meant for Carnivore , but the other bacon lovin'
freak got in before me....Although :-k ......Mougar is one of his kind so it could work for the both of them. -
Em26 wrote: ...one of his kind...
Rant: Don't make me Godwin this thread! -
Rant :
"One of his kind" = Nasty bacon lover
Rant:
You don't make me open up a can , Carnivore......don't you make me!
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Rave: Hilarious that someone appropriate "Mr. Yuck" from the Pittsburgh Poison Control Center for that pic!
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Rant: Caseopele is still in the hospital, and will likely be there for 2 more days
Rave: She feels a little better today and I just helped her wash her hair and get cleaned, so at least she's not still stanky :-) -
Rave: Flexi looking out for Caseopele!
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Rant: No Voodoodoo/beaver date
Rave: substitute HOT BEAVER ON BEAVER ACTION!
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Carnivore wrote: Rave: Flexi looking out for Caseopele!
yay! i <3 this board sometimes. tell her we're all thinking of her. here's a card from me:
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I will tell her. If I get a little more motivated, I will upload some pictures of her hand/arm. It's nasty!
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Carnivore wrote: Rave: Flexi looking out for Caseopele!
Rant: Carnie is ruining my bitchy reputation
Rave: I bet one or two of you (those that could find me) would come do the same for me :cheers: -
Isn't this lovely?
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