The Rant Rave thread

Rant: in NJ for the holidays with no car and NO COFFEE AT MY FOLKS' HOUSE. It's 11am now, my lazy brother is still asleep so present excahngin's waits til he drags his carcass out of bed. NEED. COFFEE.

What is the Sunac market?

Rant: That sucks!!!!

Rave: Eartha Kitt was teh awesome. And EEBIL!

RANT: I'm AWAKE so I can get ready for work.

Rave: No work will actually be done by me.

Rave: I gave Mama herpes.

Rant: She gave it to Eartha Kitt and killed her.

rave: I'm getting a used scooter from a desperate seller for a cheap price, because its December

rant: Its December, and its too cold to ride it....

Mamacita wrote: Rant:Where should I grab lunch?

Rave: Beaves almost off work!

When in doubt, Carneviento.

Rant: Mom's innernet don't work so good out here in Ohio.

Rant: I ate so much bad cheese over the last few days I feel sick. A cheese ball covered in nuts with a maraschino cherry on top? Really Mom? I thought I trained you better than that.

Rave: the slab of stilton I scored.

Rave: I bought the wine (and didn't do too bad for Toledo) and (pretty)much saved (my) xmas.

Too many more rants to continue.

But big rave: I get to see my big sweet guys tomorrow. I miss them to death.

rtraindweller wrote: Rave: I'm back in Brooklyn and can't wait to see friends tomorrow!

Rant: I went to 6 stores when I got back into NY today trying to find atleast one of two specific pairs of sneakers, with no luck whatsoever. eff my life. and my haggard ass shoes that will last maybe another month.

try zappos.com. They're awesome and they almost always upgrade you to free overnight shipping

Rave:

My lil bro is here visiting and brought his lap top!

Family medical problem corner:

My lil bro picks me up from the airport and the first thing he says after we fasten our seat belts in is "dad gots hemroids". I started laughing and "I said why you telling me that shit for?" He said bcuz he's walking funny and I don't want you to ask him what's wrong bcuz he's embarrassed.

Sure enough I walk in to surprise him and he's really walking funny. My other bro leans over and whispers "he got hemroids" and I started laughing again ( I know I'm so mean,but I can't help it),and he says "shhh, he's gonna know you're laughing at him , we're not allowed to talk about it.

My mom was shocked to see me. She looked at me and looked away cuz I guess she thought I was my sister,but then she looked again and screamed out my name with a huge smile on her beautiful face and gave me the biggest hug ever.

Rant :

My sister still hasn't brought her kids by. They live far and she is making me wait till Sunday instead of Saturday. I've been harassing her but it's not working.

Rave : She's gonna come Sunday and they'll stay here with me till I leave. :bounce:

Rant: I'm at work.
Rave: at least it's Friday. Who wants to have brunch with me tomorrow??

Rave: I have today off, and (unlike someone...) am smart enough to not spend it watching TV. We have only 18 days of Dubya left.

Rant: Mrs. Whynot has to work.

now that I have provoked you, what should we fight about?

Beav next

rant: The beav thinks she is the one to enforce the rules.

rave: She is powerless and fry-less as a result of mama's mod powers and appetite.

Rave: This video

Happy New Year Everyone! Have a peek back at 2008:
http://www.unclejayexplains.com/media/UJ 12-22-08.wmv


Rant: Those fries were only ok, not GOOD (mama told me)