The Rant Rave thread

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Rave: the word twat - isn't it fun? Say it with me, Mama! I am not callinyg anyone a twat, I just like the word.

I'll call you one later, pookie pie.

Rave: adding adjectives that end in "y" to "twat"
dirty twat, silly twat, pretty twat

^^ That word looks really dirty.

It's not in my vocabulary.

My potty mouth is rated R.

That word up there is rated NC-17.


Rant :

People are going nuts in the Rant and Rave thread.


Rant :

My beaver is once again being attacked.

Rave :

I'm gonna get me some Kwong Village as soon as my dad gets home.
The best Chinese food EVER!

Rant: I'm always being attacked. I think it's all the hot sexuality I exude.

Rave: Em loves me.

Rant: twat is NOT NC-17!!!!!!!!!!! You're thinking of the see you next tuesday word!!!!!!!!!!! Look at all the lovely things that rhyme with twat - bought, hot, shot, dot, thought, wrought...............

Think of all the lovely things that rhyme with cunt! Runt. Um. Bunt. Stunt. Shunt. Front.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=cafeaulait]
Go talk to the Bell and Diallo families about it.

http://www.odmp.org/officer/18952-police-officer-russel-timoshenko

If you want to play that game I can make a much longer list than you.
All the things that rhyme with scunt...

Rant: I lost two buttons on my jacket.
Rave: This comment from Carnivore: "Myspace is for kids and pedophiles."

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

Hatemail wrote: Rant: I lost two buttons on my jacket.
Rave: This comment from Carnivore: "Myspace is for kids and pedophiles."

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

Rave: Hatemail is trying to change the topic

Rant: They seem determined

I hadn't seen these before:

I put the "fun" in dysfunctional - Beaverhausen
I put the "in" in inappropriate" -whynot

Without "me" it would just be Aweso - Hatemail.

Cafe - fight with yourself.

Ancient Chinese proverb: Even if you win a fight on the internet, you're still a loser.

beaver - heed your own advice

Rant: Power Point. I fucking hate it and it's making me crazy. I hate Excel too, but right now it's PP that's kicking my ass.

Rave: My new TV. It's pretty fabulous

Flexichick wrote:

Rave: Dr. Brown's Diet Black Cherry Soda is da bomb. And it's only $0.99

I second that rave. That shit rocks.

VoodooNYC wrote: Rant: Momma Mia.

I can't believe you even tried to watch that shit