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The Rant Rave thread - Page 30 — Brooklynian

The Rant Rave thread

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  • A hussy? Hm. Well tell this hussy what we were going to make my sig line.
  • Rave: smittens

    I have to get a pair of these for the Beave and Jamzer!
  • scarlett wrote: A hussy? Hm. Well tell this hussy what we were going to make my sig line.
    Wait. Crap. Something about Beaver. Give me a sec, I'll remember.
  • scarlett wrote: Drinking. Looooooooooooooooooooooooooots of drinking.
    You guys have something in common with Diane Sawyer!

  • Bah! No, I'm a real blonde!
  • I heard last night that Beave carries with her sanitary toilet covers for when she needs to go any place other than her home.
  • Mamacita wrote: I heard last night that Beave carries with her sanitary toilet covers for when she needs to go any place other than her home.
    Yes! That's Scarlet's new signature! :)
  • Nu uh. I LIKE Le Beav- I don't want to make fun of her. Except for all the trash talking last night.
  • RANT: People that decide to throw their weddings on three day weekends. Thanks for ruining my Labor Day weekend nine months in advance, you boob.
  • I do not! Is this like the gay rumor Scar started about her friend and the go-go dancer?
  • Tee hee! Sadly I cannot take credit for this one. Mama heard it coming out of her own mouth!

    (heh heh coming..... mouth)
  • It is not my fault that you people are filthy pigs and that I would more than likely need a HazMat suit to visit any one of your apartments. Cleanliness is next to Godliness. I'm going to heaven!
  • I'm probably not. My handbasket is all decorated with red ribbons!
  • scarlett wrote: I'm probably not. My handbasket is all decorated with red ribbons!
    Well, I meant right after I devour a baby and eat it's fresh clean soul.
  • Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Well, I meant right after I devour a baby and eat it's fresh clean soul.
    uhhhhhh
  • Rant: 24 of 36 posts on this page have neither a rant nor a rave.

    Rant: I probably counted incorrectly, but I can't bother to do a recount.
  • Rant: My ribs hurt. Owww
  • Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: It is not my fault that you people are filthy pigs and that I would more than likely need a HazMat suit to visit any one of your apartments. Cleanliness is next to Godliness. I'm going to heaven!
    Rant: Beav won't be coming to unreal world at my apt or VD's?

    Rave: Beav won't be coming to unreal world at my apt or VD's?
  • Rave: Cornmeal and lime cookie.
  • RAVE: Alright beoches. For those that attended yesterdays happy hour, your pics are in you inbox. Don't post online though, people gota keep a low profile.
  • Rant: Secret pics.
  • Rave : Not secret pics to us if they post them in their facebook profiles.
  • Rave: I have secret pics.
    Rant: Mama didn't send the one with her and Derek behind the bar groping each other.

    Rave: I got my Slap Chop!
    Double rave: It came with a free buddy, Graty the Grater.
  • Rave :

    Voodoo got his slap chop!!! :cheers:

    And a bonus buddy!? Yeah! :thumleft:
  • VoodooNYC wrote: Rave: I have secret pics.
    Rant: Mama didn't send the one with her and Derek behind the bar groping each other.

    Rave: I got my Slap Chop!
    Double rave: It came with a free buddy, Graty the Grater.
    are you going to chop your nuts? :lol:
  • Rave: Chopped liver and onion at brookvin.
  • Flexichick wrote: are you going to chop your nuts? :lol:
    Direct quote from Vince in the commercial: "You're gonna love my nuts". That's why I bought it!
    Mougar wrote: Rave: Chopped liver and onion at brookvin.
    Rave: Oh man. I love chopped liver. How was brookvin?
  • What is a slap chop? Sounds like a toy from Babeland!

    Rant: I look so bad in those pics - thanks Mama!
  • Rant: Damn I thought you looked hot.

    Rant: It's revenge for trying to paw my innocent Papi. He's scared for life.
  • Scared or scarred? Either way--

    Rave: molesting Papi while you were trying to steal MY man, Derek.
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