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The Rant Rave thread - Page 59 — Brooklynian

The Rant Rave thread

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  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    scarlett wrote: Rave: Carmen doesn't have a dart mark on her eye.
    That is no dart mark in your eye. But it could very well have something to do with this:
    scarlett wrote: Rave: this poem from Righteous Kill
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I want to poke your eyes out with my dick you fuck
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Ha! I wish!!!

    Rave: my dinner date just called and asked me to come over STAT so maybe this will be the case later tonight. See ya!
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=scarlett]Wednesday before Whynots?
    Rave: Just got asked out to dinner for tonight!
    I'm sure the whynots would love for us to show up at their apartment drunk with hooter girls in tow.

    I wouldn't recognize you guys otherwise.
  • MOD
    MOD
    Rant: I feel like I caught a cold!! Just woke up from a nap. I fucking HATE TAKING NAPS!!!! I wake up feeling like shit.
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    Mamacita wrote: Rant: I feel like I caught a cold!! Just woke up from a nap. I fucking HATE TAKING NAPS!!!! I wake up feeling like shit.
    Naps rule. You just need to have a cocktail within 3 minutes of waking up. Crank-ass symptoms will dissipate immediately.
    Rave: I just kissed my 80 year old landlord's ass hard and I should have hot hot water in the morning.
    Rant: Hot hot water will most likely come after I am at work.
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Rave: Vanderbilt Pub Crawl™
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Rave: Shamelessly plugging Unreal World 3.0, in response to Carnivore shamelessly plugging Vanderbilt Pub Crawl.

    Rant: I don't know how to make my Mac at home do superscript. Carny might sue me.
  • carmen
    carmen
    rave: hot buttered rum as an athome cure (with rum from VooDoo, thanks bud!)
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    Carmen wrote: rave: hot buttered rum as an athome cure (with rum from VooDoo, thanks bud!)
    Feel better!! Got your back, babe. :)
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    Rave: New bottle of rum from the Dominican Republic that is aged in used whiskey and bourbon casks to give it a very smokey flavor. May need to break this out for Unreal World 3.0.
  • MOD
    MOD
    RANT: NASTY PBS DOCUMENTARY ON LOBOTOMY!!!! Fucking gross and freaking me out!!! EVIL DOCTORS!!!! EVIL!!!! SNEAKY AND FUCKED UP!!!
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    Mamacita wrote: RANT: NASTY PBS DOCUMENTARY ON LOBOTOMY!!!! Fucking gross and freaking me out!!! EVIL DOCTORS!!!! EVIL!!!! SNEAKY AND FUCKED UP!!!
    You guys really need to get cable. Especially since you're unemployed. Srsly.
  • jeffrey
    jeffrey
    Mougar wrote: Rave: As most of you know by now I signed a lease yesterday morning and am moving March 1st to an apartment with a roof deck and in unit washer/dryer on union and 5th.
    Hrm. Original panty dropper apt. located further East required a Moug Park moniker.

    But Union and 5th...

    Hm...

    Okay:

    Moug CoOp

    Big congrats. When do we sign up fer shifts?

    :P
  • em26
    em26
    Rave:

    Mougar finally found a home! :cheers:

    Rant :

    Cake. I told myself no more cake for a month.
    Then today I was forced to buy a cake and now I can't get my mind off it.
    I really wanna give it the attention it deserves. :help:
  • MOD
    MOD
    Em26 wrote: Rave:

    Mougar finally found a home! :cheers:

    Rant :

    Cake. I told myself no more cake for a month.
    Then today I was forced to buy a cake and now I can't get my mind off it.
    I really wanna give it the attention it deserves. :help:
    EAT IT!!!!! yum!
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    Mamacita wrote: EAT IT!!!!! yum!
    Why were you up at 4:30 in the morning? Who do you think you are, Em?
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Rant: Winter is almost over, and we haven't had a "serious North-Easter" bizzard yet.

    Rave: We all survived valentines day.
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Rave: Valentine's Day!!!!!!!!!! All you can drink brunch followed by margheritas and hipster abuse and oxicodone and beer whoo hoo!!!!!!!!

    Rant: They are testing the fire alam system in my building AND IT IS SOOOOOOO LOUD I CANNOT THINK.
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    Rave: my first hot shower this morning in 3 days. That would be a rave from both me and all of my co-workers who have to smell me.
  • MOD
    MOD
    VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=Mamacita]EAT IT!!!!! yum!
    Why were you up at 4:30 in the morning? Who do you think you are, Em?

    I know huh!?! My sleep patterns are all fucked up.
    Rave: But I get to sleep in :tongue: Woot!!
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Rant: I woke up thinking the headache slash cancer was gone, and my thousand bottles of wine last night was the cure. Sadly, it's back in full force and I don't have any drugs to take at work. Why aren't any of you people doctors?
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    scarlett wrote: Rant: I woke up thinking the headache slash cancer was gone, and my thousand bottles of wine last night was the cure. Sadly, it's back in full force and I don't have any drugs to take at work. Why aren't any of you people doctors?
    Scarlett, you ready for detox? I can help you get a bed.

    http://www.hopelinks.net/drug-detox/new-york.html

    It works if you work it, so work it, you're worth it.
  • MOD
    MOD
    :lol: :-'


    Rave: I have way too much time on my hands!
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Mamacita wrote: :lol: :-'


    Rave: I have way too much time on my hands!
    Rave: If you are still bored at 6:30, come get your chest.
  • MOD
    MOD
    whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Mamacita]:lol: :-'


    Rave: I have way too much time on my hands!
    Rave: If you are still bored at 6:30, come get your chest.


    :shock: It's shocking that something so big can get so easily misplaced!

    OH! you mean your wooden chest. I think I may get it tomorrow if that is OK..
  • carmen
    carmen
    Rant: I am so stir crazy/cabin feverish. I hate being sick and being stuck inside. This is killlling me.
  • dennihy
    dennihy
    Rant: Voodoo has not posted more pictures of his kittehs on the fuzza wuzza thread. Show the pussies some love, damn it!
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    Rant: If Mama would stop taking me out and getting me drunk, I would actually have time to show the pussies some love. Damn it.
  • mougar
    mougar
    Rant: Still at work
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    Mougar wrote: Rant: Still at work
    Rave: Overtime pay.
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