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Unreal world 3.0 - Page 3 — Brooklynian

Unreal world 3.0

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  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    fictional beings had nothing to do with that goatee.

    ...not sure who or what to blame.

    Is Mougar a "who" or a "what"?

    P.S. If anyone tells you they will buy you haggis, in exhange for the rights to make fun of you ...you should not take them up on this offer, no matter how hungry you are.
  • MOD
    MOD
    Papi and I are in. ANA you better come!! Now Scarlet, get your as up in dis shit too.

    Carmen no freaking excuses!!! We came you your party, don't insult Whynot by not coming.
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    I have received word of a possible additional guest... but I will be coy and not tell you who it was from.
  • carmen
    carmen
    Mamacita wrote: Papi and I are in. ANA you better come!! Now Scarlet, get your as up in dis shit too.

    Carmen no freaking excuses!!! We came you your party, don't insult Whynot by not coming.

    Dude i have the plague. Seriously.
  • MOD
    MOD
    I had Sars and was able to go out, or was it consumption... :-k
    I will miss you :(
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    http://gothamist.com/2009/02/18/snuggie_pub_crawl_will_warm_your_dr.php#comments

    Look!
    Jager AND Snuggies.
    Let's dress up Mougar when VD hosts in two weeks!
  • MOD
    MOD
    So is Carny coming?
    What are people Bringing?

    Ana has cupcakes, Mougar bread and wine, right?
    I was thinking of bringing a bottle of wine or bubbly, I also have chocolates I can bring if people are into that... maybe that's too many sweets though. I don't eat sweets... er only in liquid form ;-P
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    I WANT TO COME DAMN IT! BAH!
  • MOD
    MOD
    What time am I supposed to be at this thing?
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    I'm coming. I'll bring wine, cheese, humus and pita, possibly more.
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Mamacita wrote: I had Sars and was able to go out, or was it consumption... :-k
    It was syphilis. :P
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Mamacita wrote: What time am I supposed to be at this thing?
    You can come as early as 9:30. The viewing/mocking begins at 10:00.

    Those still here at 11:30 will be politely told "you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here".

    They will also be given directions to Sepia (a bar approximately 1500 feet away).
  • nomad
    nomad
    I step away from my computer and you're all chatting away about this!

    Well I have choco brownies & vino.

    I'm on episode 3 on the internets as I try to catch up....

    See y'all soon!
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Great, we can ask Nomad if there is anything we should know beyond what I remember from Carmen's apartment ...Stereotyped mid-westerners are put together in Brooklyn. There is one jock, one gay guy, a mean looking girl who is really smart, a girl with big boobs who shows them off yet doesn't want them to be looked at, one farmer boy afraid of gay guys, etc., etc.

    They don't have to work.
    Everything is paid for.

    ...it's (all together now) The Unreal World.
  • nomad
    nomad
    whynot_31 wrote: ...Stereotyped mid-westerners are put together in Brooklyn. There is one jock, one gay guy, a mean looking girl who is really smart, a girl with big boobs who shows them off yet doesn't want them to be looked at, one farmer boy afraid of gay guys, etc., etc.

    They don't have to work.
    Everything is paid for.

    ...it's (all together now) The Unreal World.

    Yep - that seems to be it!
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    good to know I haven't missed anything. ...there is no content, so I feel I could pass a quiz on it by guessing (kinda like grad school).
  • carmen
    carmen
    albino rats frequently find their way into peoples beds


    WTF is wrong with these people?! They clearly have not even been in the subway or they would KNOW what a rat looks like...
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    Carmen wrote: albino rats frequently find their way into peoples beds


    WTF is wrong with these people?! They clearly have not even been in the subway or they would KNOW what a rat looks like...
    No spoilers!!!!!! Still at work. Damn it.
  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    Good cheese! Thanks for hosting, Why Not!
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    Like I needed ANOTHER reason to hate whynot!! Thanks for hosting in your mansion.

    I forgot to add that it was great to meet Nomad!

    And I also need to schedule a time to bring Oscar over for Dude training and baseboard/grout cleaning.
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Special thanks to Mrs. Whynot for putting up with us.

    That apartment is amazing.
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    No way I can host after that! I vote Unreal World 4.0 and all future Unreal Worlds be held at the Whys.
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Whynot's Unreal World 3.0 Index (heavily influenced by Harper's Index).

    Number of guests: 10
    Number of people who hate whynot more than ever: 10
    Bottles of wine consumed: 5
    Minutes of Real World watched: 0
    Fooseball goals scored by Carnie and whynot: 10
    Fooseball goals scored by Mougar and Papi: 0
    Number of brownies consumed by whynot this morning for breakfast: 3
    Time EM was able to spend with us: 30 min

    Special note to Voodoo and other potential hosts of future gatherings: You can likely host a viewing of the UnReal World without actually owning a television.

    ...see all of you at Carnie's Vanderbilt Pub Crawl (tm) this weekend.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    On a serious note, your apartment is truly lovely. Yes, we hate you, but we love Mrs. Why and your apartment.
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: On a serious note, your apartment is truly lovely. Yes, we hate you, but we love Mrs. Why and your apartment.
    Mrs. Whynot is quite a catch. ...must have been my six pack abs that made her fall for me.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    You hid beer under your shirt?
  • MOD
    MOD
    LOL!


    Your mansion was devine. Dude is adorable as always. Vodoo and Scarlet were missed. We managed not to see one minute of the real world probably because we could find the TV amongst all those ENORMOUS ROOMS!!
  • carmen
    carmen
    I'm sad that I missed this guys.
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    Carmen wrote: I'm sad that I missed this guys.
    In two weeks it's at my place, which is only a mansion when compared to Beaver's. How's your plague?
  • MOD
    MOD
    Sigh, I want Whynot to adopt me. His bathroom is bigger than my bedroom :-(


    You should all know that it behooves you to come to these Unreal World nights. Those that don't show up end up being talked about all night :twisted: bwahahahaha!! (claps hands)
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