something is seriously wrong with this picture.

yea, they need at least two of those rascals

Reminds me of a story told by an ex-cowrker:

"I was behind an obese woman at Cinnabon. She said, 'Could you put extra frosting on that?' I thought, 'That's your problem right there.'"

I bet a scooter pimp'd to look like monster truck would sell well.

...you gotta figure the taste of white trash isn't going to change a lot as they age.

that explains george bush.

I bet they were heading to the Golden Corral for the all you can eat lunch special. :-)