No Happy Hour 4/2

yup, see you there.

This saturday is OK


But April 2nd is Papi's b-day. So if everyone wants to buy him drinks he might be convinced, otherwise I'm be making him dinner or taking him to a nice restaurant that night.

Carnivore wrote: so I'll only get to see the true hardcore folks.

Like moi?

I'm working late tonight. Saturday sounds good.

I'm down with Thursday April 2nd.

Flexichick wrote: [quote=Christina]I can do today or Saturday. I prefer both days.

:cheers: / :bounce:


:P The day flexi comes out for a happy hour is the day Mougar comes out of the closet.

We assured Mougie that we are ok with him being gay, so far without luck.

We've all heard the song from the Ave Q soundtrack, right?

...how come sober Em will come to a happy hour, but not wine loving flexi!?

Mougar! ...you've heard the Ave Q song, right?

MOUGAR:
Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?

BROOKLYNIAN
Oh,hi Mougar!

MOUGAR
Hi Brooklynian.

BROOKLYNIAN
Hey Mougar, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me

MOUGAR
That's very interesting.

BROOKLYNIAN
He was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I was gay!

MOUGAR
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?

BROOKLYNIAN
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Mougar...

MOUGAR
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.

BROOKLYNIAN
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Mougar.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.

MOUGAR
I don't want to talk about it,
Brooklynian! This conversation is over!!!

BROOKLYNIAN
Yeah, but...

MOUGAR
OVER!!!

BROOKLYNIAN
Well, okay, but just so you know �
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)

MOUGAR
Brooklynian, please!
I am trying to read....
What?!

BROOKLYNIAN
IF YOU WERE QUEER

MOUGAR
Ah, Brooklynian!

BROOKLYNIAN
I'D STILL BE HERE,

MOUGAR
Brooklynian, I'm trying to read this book.

BROOKLYNIAN
YEAR AFTER YEAR

MOUGAR
Brooklynian!

BROOKLYNIAN
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,

MOUGAR
Argh!

BROOKLYNIAN
AND I KNOW THAT YOU

MOUGAR
What?

BROOKLYNIAN
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,

MOUGAR
I would?

BROOKLYNIAN
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.

MOUGAR
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...

BROOKLYNIAN
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?

MOUGAR
Brooklynian, that's GROSS!

BROOKLYNIAN
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!

MOUGAR
I am not listening!

BROOKLYNIAN
AND HERE I'D STAY,

MOUGAR
La la la la la!

BROOKLYNIAN
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.

MOUGAR
Aaaah!

BROOKLYNIAN
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!

MOUGAR
BUT I'M NOT GAY!

BROOKLYNIAN
If you were gay.

MOUGAR
Argh!

(fun with Find and Replace)
http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/a/avenueq23882/ifyouweregay809569.html

P.S. Mougar, Its ok, we like you just the way you are. We wouldn't change a thing.

...and this begins a week long, self-imposed, moratorium in which I will not make fun of Mougar.

for those of us who like bootleg videos:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1276520637283772116&ei=_z3MSeOFD6OarQLLn_SsAQ&q=avenue+q+songs&hl=en

for those who like cartoons:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1272893444683177976&hl=en

Mougar wrote: On the one hand, that was hilarious. On the other hand, you're all retarded.

don't you mean whynot has the retardation? at the very least he has waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on his hands.

scarlett wrote: [quote=Mougar]On the one hand, that was hilarious. On the other hand, you're all retarded.

don't you mean whynot has the retardation? at the very least he has waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on his hands.

Mrs. Whynot is away; it could be a brutal weekend for all of us.

Dim sum! Followed by Happy Hour? Double awesome.

Saturday at noon is teh suck when I am at work and you are at dim sum (insert pouty faced emoticon here)

I have an 11am doc appointment. Not sure how long it will take but I may be able to after....