What's up with men?

I almost stabbed six people on the way to work today. Must be some man thing.

Women actually want to commit the same crimes, but are too dumb to figure out how to load guns.

She will too- I have had bruises attesting to her abilities.

Garfunky wrote: [quote=whynot_31]
Men can't talk about anything without mentioning their packages.....

how completely untrue.
despite my superhuman length girth and endurance
i never ever mention my package.

:?

you are better man than I.
I usually run it down my pants leg, and just the other day I had to tuck it in my sock so it didn't drag on the ground.

Summer is brutal ...short pants.

But seriously, Women?

Ok, but what about the hundreds of men who didn't kill anyone?

This is what my mother said about the pedophile priests. I just wanted to see if it would work here.

Men are poo!!!

What's up with women?

http://news.google.com/news?q=woman+convicted
http://news.google.com/news?q=woman+charged
http://news.google.com/news?q=woman+felony
http://news.google.com/news?q=woman+arrested

...for just a few random examples.

Heh: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5074025/Womens-shopping-habits-linked-to-periods.html

Mouger is MY girl.

¿Qué?

whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Garfunky][quote=whynot_31]
Men can't talk about anything without mentioning their packages.....

how completely untrue.
despite my superhuman length girth and endurance
i never ever mention my package.

:?

you are better man than I.
I usually run it down my pants leg, and just the other day I had to tuck it in my sock so it didn't drag on the ground.

I like participating in three legged race competitions, and am undefeated.
Despite running solo , no judge has been able to uphold a disqualification.

i dont think so, as ive been married for quite awhile,
but if you wish converse it cannot be about my package.
as i would never discuss such things.

i will also have you know that im of
herculean build(was an all county athlete) ,
movie star good looks( when my friends new bride asked if i was a model
he deicided he no longer wanted to be my friend because he didnt trust HER) ,
genius level IQ (johns hopkins U actually studied me "why is this guy a genius" they are still stumped)
monster musician, (i can play 17 instruments including the dreaded glockenspiel)
and of course , my wonderful comedic wit is not to be discounted .

as you can see im one heck of a guy !

and despite all these incredible qualities,
there is one overriding quality that places
me on a pedestal far above other ,ahem, "men"

my modesty !!!

peace
g

scarlett wrote:
PS Damn Garfunky-- enough about you and now back to you!

hey wait :evil: - ok thats better

I'm BOYcotting this thread.