What's up with men?

Did we ever figure what was up with men? I mean, besides their packages

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=LongTimeSloper]Did we ever figure what was up with men? I mean, besides their packages

Nah, I think we lost interest. I hate it when men claim they're being objectified.

When you think about it, I think more men want to be objects than women. ...it's just a lot of men are too lazy to do anything about it. How does one achieve being an object if they won't get in shape, shower and wear clean clothes?

(Yes, I just stated that some women desire to be objects. No, it is not a good thing. Yes, it is the result of the evil patriarchy. Correct, it would be better if we didn't objectify ourselves and each other).

Another mad man with a gun when nuts upstate.

Brooklynbound wrote: What's up with people losing their jobs and going buckwild!?

A good question. ...seems to not be limited to NYS either: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090404/ap_on_re_us/pittsburgh_shooting

Folks, this is likely to be a long recession. It might even be a complete re-adjustment of our nation's standing in the world, one which results in all of us having to lower our standards of living to make them more in line with our nation's actual CONTRIBUTION to the world's economy.

It should now be clear that our nation has been living beyond its means for decades, and has maintained a fantasy that we are number 1 for way too long. Don't get me wrong, I think we are good group overall, but some of you are making decisions that are clearly not helping yourself or the rest of us.

To make a long story short, a lot of us may become unemployed over the next several years.

Going on shooting rampages because we don't like it is completely unacceptable and immature; it will also make it very hard on everyone (not just yourself and those you kill).

...now lets put on our big boy pants and big girl pants, and figure out how to compete on a world stage again. No more mass murders, ok?

I think its those damn libruls:

Glenn Beck blames CrooksandLiars and Kos for pointing out his role in the Pittsburgh shootings

http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/glenn-beck-blames-crooksandliars-and-ko

I think I'm gonna try a live version of MeredithB's joke out tonight. Any bets on how long it will take someone to ask me why I have my index finger submerged in my drink?

I like masturbation jokes.

Yeah, I prefer it when you use two fingers, too.

Ladies, I forgot I was supposed to try this while out and just got drunks instead. But you made me laugh. Thanks. Will try the two fingers or a thumb routine out next time.