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The Rant Rave thread - Page 92 — Brooklynian

The Rant Rave thread

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  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Rave: Jon Stewart! <tbody></tbody>
    The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c
    Baracknophobia - Obey
    thedailyshow.com
    Daily Show Full EpisodesEconomic CrisisPolitical Humor
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Seriously I don't know if this is a rant or a rave. Coming home on the F train just now this guy turns to me (I am hiding my hideous face with my nose in a novel) and asks me what stop is next. I'm like, um Bergen. He goes "I am getting ready to have a panic attack, can you talk to me until we get out of the tunnel?" I have known people to have panic attacks and it's really ceepy so I launch into this ridiculous like "oh I see you're drinking cranberry juice and what is that you're reading...." in this really soothing, calming voice. So I talk to him until just before Smith/9th and then he gets off.

    So here's my thing. If you KNOW you have panic attacks on the train, shouldn't you navigate on busses?
  • jeffrey
    jeffrey
    Rave: ^ apparently, best pickup line evar. :lol:
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    jeffrey wrote: Rave: ^ apparently, best pickup line evar. :lol:
    Well if he was really smart, he would take a yoga class....

    The odds are good. ...but the goods are odd.

    (Damn, Flexi is about to kick my ass)
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    NO, seriously he was NOT hitting on me. I have some sort of facial edema right now and I am not attractive.

    And whynot, first of all why aren't you at the Gate, and second of all, yoga is an awesome place to meet a date!
  • jeffrey
    jeffrey
    Yes, so don't be..um...LATE...

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  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    scarlett wrote:

    yoga is an awesome place to meet a date!
    I said the odds were good.....
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Dude your sig line just made me think of an alternate meaning for "clams and linguine!!"
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    blame chicklynian
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Rant: everyone punked out early at The Gate.
  • meredithb
    meredithb
    Carnivore wrote: Rant: everyone punked out early at The Gate.
    What do you consider early?
  • carmen
    carmen
    Rave! My boyfriend's mom has empty nest and sends us boxes of foods a la college carepackage...and I'm always here to receive them so I get first pick muhahaha

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    yes that is a box full of junkfood and candy. Life is good.
  • sweet tea
    sweet tea
    rant: the doctor took like a quart of my blood yesterday. i was using that!

    rave: i replaced it with belgian trippel.
  • MOD
    MOD
    Carmen is that stuffed unicorn? :shock:
  • carmen
    carmen
    Mamacita wrote: Carmen is that stuffed unicorn? :shock:

    lol no its a bunny, his ear just looks wonky.
  • MOD
    MOD
    Your botfriend's mom sends him stuffed bunnies HAHAHAHA!!
    Yeah it's easter, but still :lol:

    Carmen's such a cougar. I mean that in the sweetest way :rabbit:
  • carmen
    carmen
    Mamacita wrote: Your botfriend's mom sends him stuffed bunnies HAHAHAHA!!
    Yeah it's easter, but still :lol:

    Carmen's such a cougar. I mean that in the sweetest way :rabbit:
    She sent us BOTH stuffed bunnies, theres two in there. HA.
    Shes having BAD empty nest...I get lots and lots and lots of cards from her haha. She has sent me more mail in the last 5 months than I have received from my mother in my entire life.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    Aw! I think that's cute!!!
  • MOD
    MOD
    It is cute.
    :flower:

    Rave: It's damn pretty outside!
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    Rave: the $115 parking ticket I got in mid-February still hasn't shown up in the Parking Violations Bureau database. Big win for me.

    Rant: having to work when half the city is off. The trains were seriously empty this morning.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    ^^ Means nothing!! Be careful they don't tow you for it. They suck!!!
  • voodoonyc
    voodoonyc
    I dunno, I've gotten lots of tickets and this is the first time that nothing is showing in the database for my plate or ticket number and I haven't received a second warning. But this ticket is reaaaaally illegible, especially plate number, so maybe..
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Rave: this from Brooklyn politics thread "The woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet, and adorned with gold and precious stones and pearls, having in her hand a golden cup full of abominations and the filthiness of her fornication. Revelations: 17-4. " Bwahahahahahaha (claps hands)!!!!!
    Rave: working from home because my face is so fucked up
    rant: my face is sooooo fucked up I can't go out in public and had to cancel my date for tonight
  • brooklynbound
    brooklynbound
    scarlett wrote:
    rant: my face is sooooo fucked up I can't go out in public and had to cancel my date for tonight
    Sorry to hear about that!? You have a beautiful face! I can't imagine it being too bad!
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Ain't you sweet! Yeah I am drinking the gin you brought because I am so ashamed of my horrific face.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    Oh stop it! Bring gin over.
  • MOD
    MOD
    http://www.brooklynian.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=567872#567872

    Ladies!! and boys! Let's go this Friday or Saturday!! Peeeeeeezzeee!!
    The new bar is from the peeps at Siberia. As the dive bar queen, I can't possibly not go!
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Mamacita wrote: http://www.brooklynian.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=567872#567872

    Ladies!! and boys! Let's go this Friday or Saturday!! Peeeeeeezzeee!!
    The new bar is from the peeps at Siberia. As the dive bar queen, I can't possibly not go!
    You'll say you're going to come and then bail at the last minute, like you do every time there's an event on this side of Flatbush! :lol:
  • MOD
    MOD
    Aww, no love :-(
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Perhaps if I am not a leper of if we go when it's dark out I can go tomorrow night, but not Saturday.

    And Carmen, my mommy used to send THE BEST care packages, waaaay after college, Including snacks and things for my roommates and stuff. Now she's broke ass so she sends nothing (apart from the pidge) but my friend's mom sends me Rx type prezzies wheeeeeee! I'll take a baggie of valium over a stuffed bunny ANY DAY!
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