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The Rant Rave thread - Page 93 — Brooklynian

The Rant Rave thread

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  • Oh and Carni, she DID go to the Festivus at Franklin Park! Grandted that was three months ago, still.
  • I shall atone for my sins!!
    But who's actually available? Carny? Sweet tea?
  • Mamacita wrote: I shall atone for my sins!!
    But who's actually available? Carny? Sweet tea?
    Not Friday. I'll be at my parents' place for Passover.
  • Happy Passover Chosen People!!!!!!! Or should I say Happy Single Seder for those of you whose parents require you to attend one and then you can go back to eating Bahn mi the next day hee hee!
  • Carnivore wrote: Not Friday. I'll be at my parents' place for Passover.
    Will they be serving bacon matzo? :P
  • VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=Carnivore]Not Friday. I'll be at my parents' place for Passover.
    Will they be serving bacon matzo? :P
    Not far off. It's not exactly a traditional seder.
  • I just ate 6 pieces of bacon and I want to barf. BEWWY HURTS!
  • 6 pieces? Wimp!!! Carni eats that for his pre bacon/ham/pork bellly appetizer to a meal of bacon wrapped ribs and um, nasty I am grossing myself out.
  • I'm a total wimp. I have not had the years of stomach training that Carni has had.
  • Well I haven't had the years of tonsil tickling you have, so I guess we're all even.
  • scarlett wrote: Well I haven't had the years of tonsil tickling you have, so I guess we're all even.
    Then how do you explain your sudden outbreak of face funk?
  • Yeap I blame you actually, 100%! You kissed me, you have the thing, it must have been so. I had most of the other people tested to see if they had it. You even said you have had it since you were a little girl.
  • Hhhmm...this would be an interesting theory if you didn't also have thrush.
  • I just had to look it up! I assume you are talking about the infant variety as opposed to the horse foot variety? Haha.

    Fucking going to find some rusty razor blades and kill myself as soon as I finish this bottle of gin.
  • and here i was thinking of the no-no-spot variety of thrush...
  • Fucking giggle garden is fresh and clean thank you very much.

    Fucking blurry gin almost gone Beave, sorry.
  • Rave: Pulp! Love this album.... going to make a drinkpoo now.



  • Well get your weeded garden ready to go out tomorrow night.
  • more Pulp!!




    Thirsty Thursday!
  • i want thirsty thurs
  • Rant: One of the worst days of work I have ever experienced at the office.

    Rave: I took tomorrow off from work! Mama, good chance you'll see me tomorrow at Manhattans (Tracy Westmoreland's new bar).
  • Rant: I'm not drinking a Manhattan right now.
  • Rave: Cornelius and Weather Up both make superb Perfect Manhattans.
  • Rant: Never been to either one. Hard to get to. Plus like Manhattans more in the wintertime.
  • Rant: work stressed me out today and ive smoked like half a pack of ciggs, which is a lot for me.
    Rant also: no one will meet me at the hoff
    Rave: damn, its nice out
  • Rant: haven't smoked any ciggs cuz I cannot go out in daylight
    Rave: haven't smoked any ciggs!
  • My sweet little alpaca, just put a pound of blistex on that shit and some zit cream on your chin, you'll be fine.
  • Rave: alpaca is the best pet-name ever.
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