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1-800-LAWYERS outstanding moustache — Brooklynian

1-800-LAWYERS outstanding moustache

carnivore
carnivore
edited November -1 in The Lounge / Random Stuff
I've been seeing this guy on TV for years, and I still just can't believe that moustache. It's truly an extraordinary specimen.

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  • cccc
    cccc
    Yeah, that guy has always creeped me out.
  • em26
    em26
    My dad sports a moustache like that one. Not as big , tho.
  • bleibtreu
    bleibtreu
    That guy is Bruce Davis, who really is the 1-800-LAWYERS founder. He isn't practicing any more but was before starting that referral firm. Basically it's just a phone number that will connect you to one of a few local law firms.

    He also probably doesn't quite look like that anymore... haven't those exact same commercials been running since the beginning, for close to 20 years?
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Em26 wrote: My dad sports a moustache like that one. Not as big , tho.
    <--- spent 30 seconds imagining what Em's dad looks like.

    Picture?
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    I'm just picturing Em with that moustache.
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Carnivore wrote: I'm just picturing Em with that moustache.
    Is ketchup embedded in it?
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Carnivore]I'm just picturing Em with that moustache.
    Is ketchup embedded in it?
    Not embedded per se. More sort of frosted along the lower edge.
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Carnivore wrote: [quote=whynot_31][quote=Carnivore]I'm just picturing Em with that moustache.
    Is ketchup embedded in it?
    Not embedded per se. More sort of frosted along the lower edge.

    got it.

    If you arrange the line-up, I'll point out Em.

    http://www.artstorage.org/aguilar/Ketchup-Moustache.jpg
  • MOD
    MOD
    ^^^ waiting for Em to wake up and curse you both out :P :lol:
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    we'll be at meat fest.

    ...she forgave me for the posting the picture of her licking a pig.

    ...and Carnie for sneaking into her bedroom and messing with her spongebob.

    ...so the fact that I snapped a picture of her after she ate a hotdog should be minor.

    But if I'm dead tommorrow, I sure as hell want KWAC and Paraderest to interview her.
  • MOD
    MOD
    LOL... Send pics for the meat fest!!! I want to see!!!! You glottons I hope they have a puke bucket for you. :wink::lol:
  • em26
    em26
    Carnivore wrote: I'm just picturing Em with that moustache.
    I'm just picturing my foot up in your ass. :mad:
    whynot_31 wrote:

    got it.

    If you arrange the line-up, I'll point out Em.

    http://www.artstorage.org/aguilar/Ketchup-Moustache.jpg
    Now I'm Asian , you fuck?

    You're lucky that kid looked so cute or else I'd have my foot up in your ass , too.

    Instead , I'll just beat you repeatedly with a stick dipped in dog poo. :twisted:
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Maybe he's just a friend.

    P.S. There is nothing wrong with being Asian.
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    image
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    That might be him, but I imagined him as being taller.

    He does look a lot like EM.

    ...but Em's mustache is from Ketchup. Can you find one of her with a ketchup mustache?

    ...I could only find a young version.
  • em26
    em26
    whynot_31 wrote:

    P.S. There is nothing wrong with being Asian.
    Never meant that there was , dip shit.


    Carnivore , you ass , stop fuckin' with my avataaaaar- raaaaaar! :mad:


    That's it! I hate the both of you. [-(
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    You coming bowling? C'mon, you know you want to.
  • jeffrey
    jeffrey
    Carny, nice, almost. But perhaps this was the look you were really going for:

    image

    :twisted:
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Best. Moustache. Ever.
  • jeffrey
    jeffrey
    image
  • MOD
    MOD
    jeffrey wrote: Carny, nice, almost. But perhaps this was the look you were really going for:

    image

    :twisted:
    Oh man, that's going to piss her off :lol:

    I'd watch your backs boys. She's going to shank you in a dark alley!
  • jeffrey
    jeffrey
    But apparently she'll be smelling bacon all day, lol.

    Sorry Em. I blame the bacon muses.
  • em26
    em26
    jeffrey wrote: Carny, nice, almost. But perhaps this was the look you were really going for:

    image

    :twisted:

    image


    What.the.fuck. :mad:


    What I did to you ? WHAT???



    Jeffrey , you sick sumanabish , I haven't met you yet BUT when I do........YOU ASS IS GRASS. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
  • jeffrey
    jeffrey
    :wink::lol:

    You comin' to bowling tonight?
  • em26
    em26
    jeffrey wrote: :wink::lol:

    You comin' to bowling tonight?
    No. :(

    Why don't you come take a walk with us one day in the park.

    It would be perfect....Carnivore and Jeffrey-two nasty birds with one stone. :evil:
  • jeffrey
    jeffrey
    This stone, perhaps?

    image

    Dang. Suddenly Midnight Ride ain't such a fine idea after all, at least for two of us.

    Well, *if* she survives the mustard slick we have planned, that is...
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    <---- spends 30 seconds wondering if:

    1. Ketchup could be watered down, then put in a supersoaker.
    2. Mustard could be watered down, then put in a supersoaker.
    3. A supersoaker duell at the corner of Washington Ave and EP (the alleged border of of Crown and Prospect Hgts) could occur between EM and Carnivore.
    4. Winner gets a hot dog, of course.

    P.S. Fossilized bacon, interesting.
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    whynot_31 wrote: <---- spends 30 seconds wondering if:

    1. Ketchup could be watered down, then put in a supersoaker.
    2. Mustard could be watered down, then put in a supersoaker.
    3. A supersoaker duell at the corner of Washington Ave and EP (the alleged border of of Crown and Prospect Hgts) could occur between EM and Carnivore.
    4. Winner gets a hot dog, of course.

    P.S. Fossilized bacon, interesting.
    Sorry, but urine or bleach are the only types of ammunition I will use in a super-soaker.
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Em, your opponent wishes to pursue the nuclear option as the first and only option.

    My intervention has failed. Jimmy Carter has been requested.
  • em26
    em26
    Carnivore wrote:

    Sorry, but urine or bleach are the only types of ammunition I will use in a super-soaker.
    Yeah go ahead with your bleach urine filled super soaker.

    Fuck that , I'm using hydrofluoric acid. :evil:


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