Hello Ladies, Im notcommon
Im just your average guy, 6 foot 4, hung like a pornstar, washboard abs, rich, smart, hilarious. Nice to meet all of you. Have a great day.
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That's all well and good, but what about your teeth and feet?
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and what's with that helmet? not around these parts, son.
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mikelite wrote: and what's with that helmet? not around these parts, son.
Im from philly, i bleed green, deal with it. -
I think you meant to post this on Craigslist.
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Something tells me you have either or both:
A shaved hairline on the front of your head and / or a chinstrap beard - also known as the R & Beard.
I'll vote R & Beard. While it does look good on a select few, I'm betting it doesn't on you. The shaved hairline in the front is something the younger crowd is into. -
Who looks good with an "R-Beard?"
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Brooklynbound wrote: Who looks good with an "R-Beard?"
Nobody .... but I dint was to seem like a total ass. -
just trying to joke around guys, see it didnt go over well, soory for wasting your time.
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Hey, you were vetted by Beave and Flexi and passed with flying colors so you're cool with me.
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caseopele wrote: Hey, you were vetted by Beave and Flexi and passed with flying colors so you're cool with me.
eh. my verdict isn't in yet...don't go by me, Caseo
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Flexichick wrote: [quote=caseopele]Hey, you were vetted by Beave and Flexi and passed with flying colors so you're cool with me.
eh. my verdict isn't in yet...don't go by me, Caseo
Agreed. I believe all men should be castrated. -
I'm not sure exactly what you kids are talking about here...but I was thinking I needed a man the other way around...actually possessing a set, preferably salty.
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^^ Flo did you just say you want salty balls? :shock:
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I think I said I need a man with balls or that I prefer men with balls. NaCl optional, like a margarita.
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Flo wrote: I think I said I need a man with balls or that I prefer men with balls. NaCl optional, like a margarita.
so, she just wants it on the rocks -
Jeez, ladies- it's a single guy! Let's cut him a little slack, k? Quit yer bitchin' 'bout no good men around these parts and get to know the newbie jock!!!
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Fuck that. I just bought a new pitchfork and torch.
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whew, glad Ana has moved on. Last week it was me
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Flexichick wrote: [quote=Flo]I think I said I need a man with balls or that I prefer men with balls. NaCl optional, like a margarita.
so, she just wants it on the rocks
Rocks or a hard place. Oy. Can't help myself with the cheesy jokes. Still, something tells me Ms. Beaver has the pitchfork out for good reason, even if I don't know what it is. -
Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Fuck that. I just bought a new pitchfork and torch.
No, YOU fuck that. Be nice! Nothing worse than a bitter single chick in the city.... -
Flo wrote: [quote=Flexichick][quote=Flo]I think I said I need a man with balls or that I prefer men with balls. NaCl optional, like a margarita.
so, she just wants it on the rocks
Rocks or a hard place. Oy. Can't help myself with the cheesy jokes. Still, something tells me Ms. Beaver has the pitchfork out for good reason, even if I don't know what it is.
A VERY good reason, trust me. She's got every right to bitch her lovely heart out. :twisted: bwahahahaha! -
No, nothing worse than being told I don't have a right to be a "bitter single chick in the city" by someone getting married in a few months.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: No, nothing worse than being told I don't have a right to be a "bitter single chick in the city" by someone getting married in a few months.
No one said you didn't have a right, girl. I want you to be happy!!!! Some (ok, maybe we have an abnormally high rate for the city) sorry ass losers in this town shouldn't burn a girl for the many good guys out there to be had.
Who knows- maybe in your angry state you'll miss the good guy walking by... -
Whatchuwant wrote:
I know. Smooch.
No one said you didn't have a right, girl. I want you to be happy!!!! -
Whatchuwant wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]No, nothing worse than being told I don't have a right to be a "bitter single chick in the city" by someone getting married in a few months.
No one said you didn't have a right, girl. I want you to be happy!!!! Some (ok, maybe we have an abnormally high rate for the city) sorry ass losers in this town shouldn't burn a girl for the many good guys out there to be had.
Who knows- maybe in your angry state you'll miss the good guy walking by...
That said, I wish to add: Beware of the male pig looking to take advantage of the woman on the rebound.
When you have your senses again, go outside. -
I say, Love the one you're with. "With" meaning physically there.
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Whatchuwant wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]No, nothing worse than being told I don't have a right to be a "bitter single chick in the city" by someone getting married in a few months.
No one said you didn't have a right, girl. I want you to be happy!!!! Some (ok, maybe we have an abnormally high rate for the city) sorry ass losers in this town shouldn't burn a girl for the many good guys out there to be had.
Who knows- maybe in your angry state you'll miss the good guy walking by...
Wait, where is this good guy? Which nabe's board does he hang in? -
whynot_31 wrote:
Sometimes, getting taken is exactly what the rebounding woman is looking for. Now can we talk a little bit about pork?
That said, I wish to add: Beware of the male pig looking to take advantage of the woman on the rebound.
When you have your senses again, go outside. -
Salty porking?
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Mamacita wrote: Salty porking?
The saltier, the better.
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