Brooklynian for the Redneck

Gay Pride Pareede this hyar weekend! Fry mah hide!

Whut in tarnation is them green petishuns, an' whuffo' sign?

Do ya' dink it be terrible t'call 311 on some church? Dey gots some sound system and often gots windows and doo's open. 'S coo', bro. De shoutin', preachin' and drums (live beatians) kin be heard some block away. Slap mah fro! ah' feel sucka's should not fo'ce deir type uh wo'ship on oders. How tolerant should one be? Sometimes ah' have had t'turn mah' TV o' beat down louda' so dat ah' could hear it. Man! ah' am some half block away on some top floo'.
Dis duzn't only happen on Sundays. It be durin' de week too and some Saturdays. ah' often wonda' how de residents who live next t'de church feel.