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alafairnadia wrote: [quote=liftandcut]If anybody on DH from PH actually did make an MC it would be kinda like getting with a family member, and that would be gross.
I totally disagree! I mean, I know a ton of the regular posters personally but the whole goal of this exercise is to get with some stranger who is a lurker. right? right?? and lurkers aren't family ...
are they?
well. maybe they're kinda ... third cousins, twice-removed?
MCPSA: Can we warn lurkers about people on here they shouldn't bother with? -
WTF? Whose bright idea was it to make this a :chicks only: thread?
Bogus. -
possibly candicissima? we need crossposting, I know.
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Last night at Buttermilk, the place was suddenly swarmed with big, heavily tattooed, black-clad hotties. My friend and I couldn't take our eyes off of them. Apparently, they're old school Park Slopers, the tough guys of the nabe. Me likey.
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omg. totally hot chick who tried to help me with my ipod falling apart on the 2 train this AM. short dark hair, cute glasses, blue jacket, funky jeans. we rode the trains together to GC when you left and I waited for the 6. has we love?
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How can I have missed this thread? Why can't this be on the main board for everyone to enjoy? And, btw, someone mentioned how CL gets rich off of MCs. But the founder of CL is a most AMAZING man, who refuses to put ads on his boards, refutes the successful business paradigm, etc... I wish I had a link to his interview on NPR, but you'd love him. He's a saint for all the poor and pervy souls from NYC to LA.
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alafairnadia wrote: omg. totally hot chick who tried to help me with my ipod falling apart on the 2 train this AM. short dark hair, cute glasses, blue jacket, funky jeans. we rode the trains together to GC when you left and I waited for the 6. has we love?
:shock:
OMG
has you caught the gay? -
jayce wrote: [quote=alafairnadia]omg. totally hot chick who tried to help me with my ipod falling apart on the 2 train this AM. short dark hair, cute glasses, blue jacket, funky jeans. we rode the trains together to GC when you left and I waited for the 6. has we love?
:shock:
OMG
has you caught the gay?
oh, I've had the bug since high school. I just also have the non-gay bug. they don't really conflict ... just allow me to view the world as a plethora of awesome. most of the time. -
petite cutie at heights coffee early sunday evening. short dark hair. white macbook. evening sun on your cheek. i'd love to chat! pm me!
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Carnivore wrote: Ladies, don't let this one slip through your fingers!
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
Haha, that's great. Shoot now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head.
Date: 2008-04-24, 11:52AM EDT
Are you ready to be together forever baby? Somethings i will never to do you:
1. Give you up
2. Let you down
3. Run Around
4. Desert you
5. Make you cry
6. Say Goodbye
7. Tell a Lie
8. Hurt you
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You know your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it. Hit me up -
Mamacita wrote: [quote=Carnivore]Ladies, don't let this one slip through your fingers!
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
Haha, that's great. Shoot now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head.
Date: 2008-04-24, 11:52AM EDT
Are you ready to be together forever baby? Somethings i will never to do you:
1. Give you up
2. Let you down
3. Run Around
4. Desert you
5. Make you cry
6. Say Goodbye
7. Tell a Lie
8. Hurt you
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You know your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it. Hit me up
yeah, there's not nearly enough rickrolling on this board. -
Laura B wrote: yeah, there's not nearly enough rickrolling on this board.
Hey, it's not technically a rickroll if you don't see the video. -
Laura B wrote:
LOL, you should give Carnivore your email address. He gets me and my husband at least once a week. And we still haven't smartened up. :P
yeah, there's not nearly enough rickrolling on this board. -
Best Post Evah!!
http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/mis/700897503.html
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http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mis/789755944.html
Hello there!
This is a total shot in the dark, but I am the gentleman that accidentally spilled about a half a cup of coffee onto your baby's head and face at a Starbucks last Friday. Let me start by saying that I'm very sorry for that blunder. I'm also sorry for when I tried to dab at the spill with a napkin and ended up spilling the rest of my coffee on his head. I hope he's ok... (Jesus Christ is his name? or were you just yelling that because of the situation?) At any rate, I found you to be very attractive and later at my house, I couldn't help but to notice that there wasn't that "ring mark" in my forehead even though you punched me pretty square in the face. Are you single? I'd love to get together sometime if you're interested in meeting a really nice guy. Maybe we could do coffee or something. By the way, I was the man wearing the blue shirt that said, "Who Farted?" Anyways, that's about it. I hope Jesus Christ finds the necessary skin graft donors soon. Take care and I hope to hear from you soon.
Thanks!
Tom -
ahahhahah holy shit.. i laughed so fuckin hard just now ahhahahahah
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All of your missed connections will be at the bbq near the bandshell in prospect park at 1pm. come out and meet them.
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You: the married couple with a daughter (maybe 5 years old) in the stroller on the B train to Brooklyn. The train was packed and the husband wanted to hold the child and fold up the stroller to save space for people to get in.
Excellent idea, very thoughtful. One caveat.
The.Child.Did.NOT.CONCUR!
She was pissed and didn't want to leave the stroller and you forced her up and out and she had the hissy fit of her life.
US: We endured a horrible ride to brooklyn and some partial hearing loss.
Thank you for the sentiment, but YOUR fukwit ass should have left that demon spawn IN HER STROLLER!!!! -
My daughter threw a Tantrum at The Museum of Natural History last week. It was over a stuffed horse animal, i did not want to buy it because she already has like 300 hundred of them and i am not exaggerating. She is obsessed with horses, i should have known it was a bad idea to take her to the horse exhibit. Anyhow, it was one of the biggest fits i have seen her throw. Everyone was staring at me as if i had done something to her or i was about to abduct her. It was quite the scene, had to physically pick her up and take hr out there as soon as possible. She calmed down once we got to the playground and bough her a hot dog with Ketchup..
She is so fucking cute though, leaving on Sunday back to Geneva.. I am going to miss her.. -
Oooh, yeah?
I used to take the seed of satan to Mt. Prospect Park. I stopped. Thats it , no more. The first 2 times , she was good.The last 3 times, she went psycho freak on me.Every time I would tell her that it's time to go bye bye , she would freakin' lose it. She was always crying , screaming NOOOO ! I try to take her hand and she'll just drop herself down on the ground crying. Of course people are looking at us , which is so embarrassing. Then I have to carry her out of the park.And when I put her down in front of the museum to try to get her to walk , she will just stand there screaming.She won't move an inch.She makes me carry all 25lbs of her the rest of the way home.Every time , it never fails. So , I told her that I will never take her there again and I never have since. Her mom does and she always walks back in this apartment crying cuz she wants to stay and play in the park forever and ever and ever.
ok , I'll post a missed connection to stay on topic , even though I don't miss shit about this freak.
Weird BOY that follows me around whenever we happen to be passing each other by on the streets. STOP IT!! I told you I was married , and then when you see me taking mens boxers out of the dryer you ask me who's are those? and I say MY HUSBANDS , then you tell me that I told you that I wasn't married???? WTF? Ok , so now you know I am , even though I DID SAY I WAS MARRIED , I even had the damn ring on that day, so why you still gotta follow me to the grocery store?? to the laundromat?? Hot damn. You're like 16 or 17 , hello?? I'm old enough to be your big sister. -
To the girl with the gray skirt and blue top on State Street at about 5pm. I was walking behind you and you had the most amazing ass, that thing made my day, it looked so succulent, one cheek moving up while the other down, your hips swaying from side to side, i walked behind you for 3 blocks till you made a right on 3rd avenue! Just want to tell you that you made my week or maybe month, it restored my libido and i was almost in a trance!!
Thank You!! -
hah, sneaky...was your libido truly ever lost...c'mon now...
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Well no sex since me and the ex broke up, so i was a little not into it from feeling guilty, but that ass made want to so much!! TMI !! HAHHAHAH
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I believe the proper scientific term may be badonkadonk.
Oh, there I go. I've said too much. -
It was a badonkadonk, no joke it was amazing, almost too good to be true!!
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Lotta nice butts in the nabe, even just on my block. But I've been tagged and bagged so missed connections for me...
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Carnivore wrote:
"Shouldn't still my stuff"
Good one ! =D>
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