Stoned on St Marks...Be Alert

I give unto you the gift of a book idea, it is along the lines of the "all I need to know I learned in kindergarten" sort.

Title?

All I Really Need to Know I Learned from Gay Men in Greenwich Village.

Seriously.

I think it could be very well done and entertaining. I've considered doing it myself, but that would involve actually _doing something_ with my time, cutting into the- Well, let us just say I'm not capable of tackling said project at this juncture.

Best of luck!

just touch them up no one will notice

And that means?

Your roots. Just touch up your roots and no one will notice.

Yes, I understand the play on words, but nary a comment of that nature goes on this board without an insidious double meaning being afoot. It's the way it is around these parts. Thanks, though.

liftandcut wrote:
Yes, I understand the play on words, but nary a comment of that nature goes on this board without an insidious double meaning being afoot. It's the way it is around these parts. Thanks, though.

Well, crap. I thought I finally had something useful to post on this message board. Foiled again! Back to nefarious plotting, I guess.

Well, crap. I thought I finally had something useful to post on this message board. Foiled again! Back to nefarious plotting, I guess.

Nah, it was useful. However, my best advice is stick with the useless and you'll go very, very far on DH.

Subject: Re: roots, to touch up or not

Hamilton wrote: It was a simple joke and nothing insidious was intended,lighten up and enjoy bad humor

Feh -- I always say life's too short to enjoy bad humor. I have higher standards. :?