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Humans Against Music: O Holy Ham! It's X-mas! — Brooklynian

Humans Against Music: O Holy Ham! It's X-mas!

the yarn monkey
the yarn monkey
edited November -1 in Prospect Heights

Subject: Humans Against Music: O Holy Ham! It's X-mas!

Sing X-mas Classics and Win a Ham!
Wednesday Decmber 19 from 9:30 to 12:30

HUMANS AGAINST MUSIC
Cold enough fer ya? Warm up your Holday with vaguely non-religious tunes! Mele Kaliki Maka is Hawaiian for "Look out! Haole's been a drinkin'!" Yep, it's that time of the year to celebrate the greatest Uniterian holiday, X-mas. Bill C. is out this month delivering coal to all children, both good and bad. I'll be hosting with NAME HERE TK. Sing low and win big at Freddy's! This month's second place prize is inconvenient... "An Inconvenient Truth" DVD. Al Gore narates this new Christmas classic. It's a touching story about the Bush clan and how they warm up the world from the pole to pole.

Do songs like these haunt the hallways of your Holiday mind? I know I'm frightened.

50248 Mele Kaliki Maka (Is The Thing To Say)
70006 Happy Chistmas (War Is Over)
70005 Grandma Got Run Over
70009 I Saw Mommy Kissin Santa
70004 Frosty TheS nowMan
70013 Santa Baby
70007 Here Comes Santa Claus
70017 Winter Wonder land
70010 It's Begining To Look A Lot
70003 Deck The Halls
70015 Twelve Days
70011 O Come All Ye Faithful
70001 Blue Christmas
70016 We Wish You A Merry
70012 Rockin'Around The Christmas Tree
70008 Holly Joly Christmas
70002 Little Drummer Boy
70199 The Sound Of Santa
70014 Silver Bells

MEDIOCRE PRIZES!
First Prize: 48 oz Krakus brand canned ham packed in it's own juices
Second Prize: "An Inconvenient Truth" DVD, featuring the Bush clan as Global Warming!
Third Prize: Balls of red yarn! 100% acrylic, just what Mrs. Claus uses every year.

Join the Big Bohemian ending at 12:30. We have over 400 GET-OUT! voiceless tracks, but you'll have to show up and hear for yourself.

Humans Against Music
Wednesday Dec. 19, 2007
From 9:3-ish to 12:30 there and abouts
Freddy's Bar & Restaurant
485 Dean Street (6 Ave + Dean)
www.freddysbackroom.com
www.karaokebigassham.com

Comments

  • the yarn monkey
    the yarn monkey

    Subject: Christmas Parody Songs

    Nothing lampoons Christmas better than Christmas Parody Songs! Try some of these polished gems:

    70003 Wreck The Hood With Blight Of Ghery (Deck The Halls)
    70211 Private Santa (Private Dancer)
    70199 The Sound Of Santa (Sound Of Silence)
    70015 Twelve Days of Ratner (Twelve Days)
    70014 (Sheldon) Silver Bails (Silver Bells)
    70017 Spintered Neighborhood (Winter Wonder Land)
    70185 I Love What You Do Cuz You Know That You're Santa (Toxic)

    Well, that's really all we have for parody, but you can make up your own lyrics.
  • the yarn monkey
    the yarn monkey

    Subject: Empresario Kroaky Song!

    Invasion without Asian?
    (check spelling, hmm that'll do.)

    As Bill C. is out this Holiday handing out coal to all children both good and bad, Humans Against Music welcomes one of our tallest anime hosts Empresario Kroaky Song. Just over 6'4" and blond with ambition, Kroaky Song knows all about Holiday cheer and Billy Joel. This goes to show you that you don't have to be Japanese to sing to a voiceless sound track. I'm just there to represent and run the lap top.

    Cheers Darlings, see you this Wednesday, Dec. 19!
  • pensodyssey
    pensodyssey
    I'm only coming if you get "There's only you and me" by Dave Mason.
  • the yarn monkey
    the yarn monkey
    I believe it's called "We Just Disagree". And believe it or not we actually have it left over from a past event: "Divorced at Christmas" Karaoke. It wasn't a very popular night. See you tonight!

    We also have "Dust in the Wind" but that's a New Year's song.
  • the yarn monkey
    the yarn monkey

    Subject: Mahalo

    Isn't Christmas music more fun with strangers?

    Humans Against Music would like send a warm mahalo to all our karaoke kane and wahini. A lao lao mahalo to Empresario Kroaky Song for hosting with the mosting. Many people chose not to use their Karaoke Names, so instead we'll thank you all by your Hawaiian names, translated into English of course.

    To our HAM winner the Kate Bush Dancers, you were Running Up Tha Hill and we followed. Krakus canned HAM requires refrigertation. To That White Guy With The Fro Brian May's haunting hair with Freddy Mercury's velvet voice, enjoy Al Gore's "An Inconveient Truth", an excellent DVD for the Holidays. To That Josh Guy and friends, what a voice! Enjoy the Jack Daniels BBQ sauce, it's a great stocking stuffer and a condiment. And we can't forget the rest that made this evening so special... Keeton, John & Melissa you are the Pink Lady & Jeff of song! Paz for all the Rogering, Girl Who Falls Over Mic Stand, Katie Whaz'er'name, Agent Scully, Peter Ego, Funny Man Pat Oshea, and a special guest appearance by Bill C.. Where were Smashly and Trixie? I got Ode to Billy Joe and Ruby Don't Send Your Love To Town for you. If I left a bunch of people out, it's all to be blamed on the cruel spectre of middle age.

    Humans Against Music wishes you the best this coming Uniterian Winter Solstice. Mele Kaliki Maka, this train has sailed!
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