Hooking up.

Are the days of casual sex truly over?

For me? Yes. Glad to see them go. For myself.

I used to have slutty girlfriends, but they've all hooked up with boyfriends this year.

If I hear of any, Shake, I'll let you know.

Unfuckingfortunately.

I'm not slutty! I just fuck like a guy. Without the penis.

Aww, thanks whatchuwant. I do pretty good on my own. However, I was told never to look a gifthorse in the mouth. With that said let me know.

shake wrote: Aww, thanks whatchuwant. I do pretty good on my own. However I was told never to look a gifthorse in the mouth with that said let me know.

I heard rumors to your studliness!

Ladies! Change this man! Make him love you and NOT leave you! Evah!

Whatchuwant wrote: [quote=shake]Aww, thanks whatchuwant. I do pretty good on my own. However I was told never to look a gifthorse in the mouth with that said let me know.

I heard rumors to your studliness!

Ladies! Change this man! Make him love you and NOT leave you! Evah!who said it, I owe them a drink.

Now that i have been single for like 5 months i have been meeting plenty of slutty girls in Prospect Heights and Crown Heights, if you area single guy or gal and can't get laid in our hood , you must have some sort of social defect. As for me , i have been having a good run lately, 3 different girls in 2 weeks and hopefully tonight i will get to fuck again. !!

Sneaky, you'll have to keep us updated. We'll all just live vicarously thru Sneaky.

...make sure to wear protection.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: I'm not slutty! I just fuck like a guy. Without the penis.

LOL! What? :scratch:

I don't want to know! Forget it forget it forget it.

Em26 wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]I'm not slutty! I just fuck like a guy. Without the penis.

LOL! What? :scratch:

I don't want to know! Forget it forget it forget it.

Oh yes you do!!

I like Beaverhausen's attitude, my kind of girl!

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=Em26][quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]I'm not slutty! I just fuck like a guy. Without the penis.

LOL! What? :scratch:

I don't want to know! Forget it forget it forget it.

Oh yes you do!! I don't know about Em26, but I'm all ears. :elephant:

The only hooking up I've done for a little bit is restarting my cable box.

Anastasia, we await the details. ...and if you mention crown hgts locations, we might not get moved to the lounge.

Pigs! You're all Crown Heights Pigs (how was that??)

OINK!!! OINK!! OINK!! COME HERE PIGGY!! OINK!!

Pigs? just filling our internet time with inane banter. You can't think no one would be interested in details...

I retract my statement. I want a husband and babies. Ew. I almost threw up from typing that.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: I retract my statement. I want a husband and babies. Ew. I almost threw up from typing that.

Looks fun , huh?


I have no kids so I guess I'm just a trophy wife.

Em26 ....that picture looks just like my british wife! She is an amazing cook, cleans the house like there is no tomorrow, and even irons all my shirts for work. What a woman!!!

flux wrote: Em26 ....that picture looks just like my british wife! She is an amazing cook, cleans the house like there is no tomorrow, and even irons all my shirts for work. What a woman!!!

Where can I get me one of those? But, um, you know, with a penis.

Flexichick wrote: [quote=flux]Em26 ....that picture looks just like my british wife! She is an amazing cook, cleans the house like there is no tomorrow, and even irons all my shirts for work. What a woman!!!

Where can I get me one of those? But, um, you know, with a penis.

The politically correct term is transgender. Sheesh.

transgender won't work for me...
Flux is not likely to give up the british wife...
Anastasia retracted her comments...

nothing more to read here unless Sneaky comes up with some details of his conquests...

Nah, I don't want a transgendered person....just a guy who will cook and clean for me. I'll take the British accent too, as long as his teeth aren't too crazy ;-)

Flexichick wrote: Nah, I don't want a transgendered person....just a guy who will cook and clean for me. I'll take the British accent too, as long as his teeth aren't too crazy ;-)

Woman! You know no man like this exists! You'll be lucky to find a really butch lesbian.

A stay at home husband maybe??

Is it worth it though? You go out and work your ass off while he sits at home and all he has to do is cook dinner , clean the house , do the laundry and grocery shopping.

The one I got washes the dishes every once in a while just for the hell of it.I don't have to iron his shirts for work cuz he takes them to the dry cleaners and they iron them all. They do a damn good job too.

Oh, I think I'd be ok with being a sugar mama. As long as he did all of the shit I don't want to do - cook, clean, etc. Plus, the sex has to be good. If I've got all of that (ok, maybe a massage every once in a while after a long day), I'll take a house husband.

Meh. I'd rather just have several 18 to 26 year old "house boys" at my disposal.

whynot_31 wrote: transgender won't work for me...
Flux is not likely to give up the british wife...
Anastasia retracted her comments...

nothing more to read here unless Sneaky comes up with some details of his conquests...

Hey I met Mrs. Whynot and she seems like a real catch

Mrs Whynot is a catch, but she is not the "British Wife" Flux mentioned. Flux is she real?

...nor is she female version of Flexi and Anastasia's desires. Who wouldn't want someone to just "be at thier disposal" (to paraphase Flexi and Anastasia)? ...both kinda sound like Prince on White Horses though.

Reality is rough...
Disney is Cruel.
Playboy is worse.