Hooking up.

now THIS is one of those "photos or it didn't happen" events, for sure.

whew wee girl! You sure did get the boys are riled up.
I'm happy to lend my services under the arch as Brooklynian's -play-by-play announcer.

Whynot, I'd also like to be a housewife. I cook, clean, slice, dice, hell I even julienne fries.

What happened to Beaverhausen, don't need a house boy anymore??

sneakyonstmarks wrote: What happened to Beaverhausen, don't need a house boy anymore??

Maybe she is having second thoughts in light of the arch thing. It seemed to look promising for the three of you (plus the random assortment of onlookers, lurkers, etc) until then.

Mama, it seems that so far there is no one interested in a housewife ...but that might change, give it a few posts.

Sneaky, I'd agree with WCW and say you were appearing "too desperate" ...but as a fellow male, I've never really understood what that phrase means. Women have never had to beg, they just don't get it.

I'd hate for just you and dapearl9 to show up ...not that there is anything wrong with that.

Mamacita wrote: whew wee girl! You sure did get the boys are riled up.

I'm scared of my own powers.

hahahahahahah!!!! Remember that all of this has a hint of sarcasm, not desperate, could probably get laid any night of the week, but i just have made an effort, have other things happening in my life. But a good old fuck would def make me feel better. Its all about that, nothing more, its not desperation its just being human!!

sneakyonstmarks wrote: hahahahahahah!!!! Remember that all of this has a hint of sarcasm, not desperate, could probably get laid any night of the week, but i just have made an effort, have other things happening in my life. But a good old fuck would def make me feel better. Its all about that, nothing more, its not desperation its just being human!!

Anastasia, you should at least give him a number. Kinda like a housing lottery, just because you get number doesn't mean you get called.

But let's get back to the real issue: You seem to be still dodging the issue of a time and date for the vetting of your gaggle of Cabana Boys.

I have a feeling they'll be flexible and work around your schedule. ...they might even take Personal Time from work. (its gotta be your avatar!)

hahahahahahahah!!! Funny!!

I don't know if ya'll are still gonna do whatever the hell it is you were thinking , but I'll make sure to keep my camera batt charged just in case.

I guess this is not happening?HAHAHHA!!

Sneaky, she's probably secretly hooking up with dapearl. She seemed to have a thing for the young ones since the beginning....

But I tell you what: You should still show up at midnight under the arch.
I'll ride my bike around you in a circle.
Mamacita will record your amorous grief on a play by play basis.
Em26 will take your picture, then post it on the board.

I know, its less than you were hoping for ...but it might be the best we can do for you.

You should totally hunt down dapearl and teach him a few things....

You'll never catch me, not with my young, 24-year old body.

whynot_31 wrote:

But I tell you what: You should still show up at midnight under the arch.
I'll ride my bike around you in a circle.
Mamacita will record your amorous grief on a play by play basis.
Em26 will take your picture, then post it on the board.

Hey , we also specialize in videos.

Make sure to tell your friends about us!




Dapearl , you should learn to share , damn you! Sneaky needed this.
I think.Maybe not. I don't know. Just stop being a damn hogger.


HOGGER!

100 posts in less than 5 days. Is that some kind of a record?

So let's see.

1) casual sex is dead.

2)Cabana Boys are in.

3)Cabana Boys are really in if they can do chores.

4)Someone has a friend who wants marriage 3 days in, whoa.

5)And the gaggle thingy is still in the air?

6)Beaverhausen has special powers

7)Dapearl9 won't share.

Bring the good old days back when a few glasses of wine and a good converstaion was all you needed and dog walking wasn't part of the deal.

cccc wrote: 100 posts in less than 5 days. Is that some kind of a record?

Is it a record? do I get a certificate or something or at least a front view under the arch?

I just noticed we were moved. I was just getting ready to mention Crown Heights and how great it is. Someone warned we would be moved.

Gaggles are still in, dapearl still hasn't submitted his application (making him a slaker as well as a hogger) and I was thinking of throwing sneaky a pity-fuck but decided against it.

shake wrote: I just noticed we were moved. I was just getting ready to mention Crown Heights and how great it is. Someone warned we would be moved.

Damn, I should have suggested that the hook-up occur someplace in Crown Heights ...I would have ruined tradition, but kept this thread where it started.

Beaverhausen, what's this about an application?

You know...an application complete with doctor's notes, test results and references.

I'm with Shake: What happened to the days of hooking up after some good wine and conversation?

I'm so glad I'm married no longer have to deal with this whole dating thing. Mrs. Whynot will tell you I wasn't very good at it. I'll reply "I was good enough to get you"...

Wine and conversation are what my friends are for.

whynot_31 wrote: I'm so glad I'm married no longer have to deal with this whole dating thing. Mrs. Whynot will tell you I wasn't very good at it. I'll reply "I was good enough to get you"...

And how does _that_ line work for you??? :shock:

Sneaky, this now seems to involve a lot more than amorous groveling ...still interested?

dapearl, you might need to more than show up with your 24 y/o nubile self ...still interested?

mama, there still seems be no interest in having you for a housewife. ...are you desperate enough to post a photo and/or doctors exam results?

I have big Pepe but unfortunate for CH/PH I am claimed

Cool The Kid wrote: I have big Pepe but unfortunate for CH/PH I am claimed

For PS, however, the Pepe is still in play then?

this thread is making me depressed by reminding me of all the sex I am definitely not having. ugh.

Carmen wrote: this thread is making me depressed by reminding me of all the sex I am definitely not having. ugh.

Shall I send you my "Gaggle of House Boys" application to send out for yourself?

No worries Whynot, me and Em are taken anyways. It just happens to be my cabana boy has been doing all the housework lately, so I'm set. Too bad he's not rich though.... :-k

I'm all for a Brooklynian meet and greet at Franklin Park, sexual or nonsexual, gaggle or non-gaggle, single and attached. I'm disappointed I still don't really know people around CH. Maybe even Friday since there's a film shoot at my apartment that night that I want nothing to do with. Pro-tip: don't open your apartment up to any kind of video or film shoot. Fortunately my roommate is taking care of it.