The Rant Rave thread

Rant: more fucking rain! I have to go to PT 4 blocks from my house and because I am on crutches I have to take a cab so I don't wipe out in the rain. Enough with the fucking rain!

rant: the bag was a bust (its metallic?!) so no new stuffs for me.
rant: why the fuck is it still raining?
rant: work
rave: leftover cheese from moug's guilt over using my cable last night!
rave: doggies first training session tonight!

Rant: Top Chef Master's not so great

Carmen wrote: rant: the bag was a bust (its metallic?!) so no new stuffs for me.

THIS!!!!

http://www.saksfifthavenue.com/main/ProductDetail.jsp?PRODUCT<>prd_id=845524446222044&amp;FOLDER<>folder_id=282574491499813&amp;ASSORTMENT<>ast_id=1408474399545537&amp;bmUID=1245335872468&amp;ev19=5:9

Mougar wrote: Rant: Top Chef Master's not so great

Really? I thought it was great! Wylie Dufresne is such a freak!!!! They were all helping each other, it was for charity, the theme was Lost, awesome. Hello uni risotto!!!!!!!!!! WANT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

scarlett wrote: [quote=Mougar]Rant: Top Chef Master's not so great

Really? I thought it was great! Wylie Dufresne is such a freak!!!! They were all helping each other, it was for charity, the theme was Lost, awesome. Hello uni risotto!!!!!!!!!! WANT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm only going by the first episode. Didn't see much of the second, but wylie swearing every two minutes was awesome. "Fuck, I over-reduced!"

Rave: Everybody knows Rhode Island and Connecticut are pussy states.
Rant: Why does everybody got to be a LI hater?

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=230116&title=long-island-wants-to-secede

Enjoyed Carni's Alice & Kev posting.

I didn't see the first one but my roommate said I need to. Didn't you watch the second last night or were you too busy playing with Bruno?

The quickfire was amuse bouches from vending machine snacks! The elimination was Lost themed, and they could only shop for canned shit.

Flo wrote: Rant: Why does everybody got to be a LI hater?

Long Island is great, it's just the people from Long Island that are the problem.

MeredithB wrote: [quote=Flo]Rant: Why does everybody got to be a LI hater?

Long Island is great, it's just the people from Long Island that are the problem.

Rave: Serious balls because I assume this means they are sweaty too
Rave: Serious pubic grooming, big-haired 80's -style, is making a comeback or so I gather from the video

RANT: Doing other people's jobs because they are imbecilic.

Rant: song stuck in my head
Rave: it's an awesome song

rant: students who are bitches in their course evals because i neglected to tell them that the sun shines out of their assholes.

seriously, by the time you're giving me the lowest possible score in the section about the quantitative skills you developed in a _literature class_, it starts to look like you have a grudge.

Oh no!!! Sweet Tea I will write you an awesome review!!

Rave: my parents just had the third and last cria of the year!!! Naming the baby alpacas after fleece artists. Does anyone know who knit that corral reef exhibit?

Rave: The sun will be shining out of everyone's asses tomorrow, I hear...or at the very least it's not supposed to rain.

Rave: I hit a car today :-)

^^^ that's a RAVE?????????

Rave: I walked two miles to work today!!!!! And it's not raining!!!!!!

Rant: my kitty cat boyfriend woke me up at 5:30 demanding to be loved. As soon as I fell back asleep the helicopters on the West Side highway kicked in.

Well I was on my bicycle and it was in the bike lane and I only hit it's rear view mirror. The woman screamed, "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!" (trust me, she was a low life) and some chivalrous dickhead in the van behind her started yelling at me, "Hey you, come back here!" I just turned the wrong way down a one-way street and flipped them the bird.

Do you mean side-view mirror?

People using the bike line as a car lane really piss me off. When I drive, I don't drive in bike lanes or cuss and honk at pedestrians who have the right of way.

I've said it before, but I was so happy when the cops spent a few mornings hiding on a Plaza St berm, and when the light turned red, they just walked down the line of a-holes using the bike lane as a second car lane giving them tickets. They could really make some money if they just spend an hour a week doing that during rush hour.

Rave: my wife & daughters sent a lovely Father's Day bouquet to my office!

Superclam wrote: Rave: my wife & daughters sent a lovely Father's Day bouquet to my office!

Don't forget to take it home with you!

Rave :

My BFF is coming to visit me in September!

Rave :

She'll be here for the Labor Day parade.

Rave:

My sis and nephew might come , too!!

Rave:

We got all of the touristy crap out of the way last time so none of that crap this time!!

Rave:

No curfew when they are here!!

Huge Rave (along the lines of Em's): My BFF was just here overnight from Tortola. She did SO much shit for me because I can't walk, plus we got to do fun stuff for her and hang out. Target, Home Depot, Old Navy (for her), Fairway (both), Mexican AND Chinese food (they don't have good places there), we did my laundry, cleaned my kitchen floors, watched movies, drank wine......

Rant: I miss her. I wish we got to do this more often

Rant: I've had a vicious allergy attack since I woke up. I'm still sneezing and my nose is now bright red and sore. This cat needs to GO!!!!

Rant: I wish my girlfriend was here, she'd make me laugh and pass the kleenex

Rave: Ah-Nold with a Southern accent in this deleted scene...

Flexichick wrote: cleaned my kitchen floors,

Is it weird that I'm a little jealous?

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=Flexichick] cleaned my kitchen floors,

Is it weird that I'm a little jealous?

Yes....but not to worry, I can dirty them up again for you :-)

Um...thanks.

Rave: weeding the undesirables out of my life!

Rant:

* FROM SATURDAY AFTERNOON THROUGH SUNDAY AFTERNOON

* RECENT HEAVY RAINFALL HAS LEFT SOIL CONDITIONS ACROSS THE WATCH
AREA SATURATED. LOW PRESSURE IS EXPECTED TO PUSH THROUGH THE
LOCAL AREA SATURDAY NIGHT INTO SUNDAY MORNING. WHILE IT IS TOO
EARLY TO DETERMINE THE EXACT TRACK...HEAVY RAIN IS POSSIBLE
ACROSS THE AREA WHICH COULD LEAD TO THE POTENTIAL FOR FLOODING.

* BETWEEN 1 TO 2 INCHES OF RAIN...LOCALLY HIGHER...IS EXPECTED TO
FALL ACROSS THE AREA STARTING SATURDAY NIGHT AND LASTING THROUGH
SUNDAY MORNING.

Rant: Mosquitos! Buzzing little demons from hell!!

Rave: My BF is still awesome after all these years. iChat rocks when it comes to long distance relationships!

Additional rave: Maybe Scarlett and I will get dumplings when we go to Voodoo's today? Eton =P~ ?