The Rant Rave thread

Mougar wrote: This thread has gone for 90 pages, but I think now is the time to close it so we never have to see those posts again.

Don't be upset that we treat you like a piece of meat. Well, maybe not you.

Yes, which pages, specifically would you like to delete, Mougar?

scarlett wrote: Yes, which pages, specifically would you like to delete, Mougar?

I was of course referring to le beave's penis comments.

So -wait- women can talk about men's penises.

...but it is still bad form for men to talk about women's vagina's, right?

Just tryin' to stay up to date

women's vagina's what? (and you're talking about something belonging to the one we all share, not to our individual ones, right?)

maybe I was referring to something owned by the vagina.

like the cervix

There's tales told about the One Great Vagina! It would swim the 7 seas on the waves of its majestic lips.....


(sweetT you finish this story... need to check on my cooking!)

I want to hear what whynot has to say about the vagina.

I also want to hear how the seafaring vagina story ends

Has this thread been merged with the fishing thread?

whynot_31 wrote: Has this thread been merged with the fishing thread?

No more vagina talk from you! :shock:

Mamacita wrote: There's tales told about the One Great Vagina! It would swim the 7 seas on the waves of its majestic lips.....

I didn't start it.

...it sounded like Gilligan's Island - Titantic theme that was goin' on for a while.

I'm just sayin'

Uh huh. Go say "vagina" and "fishing" in the same sentence to your wife. Go on. We'll wait.

she is still deciding as to whether the vagina owns the cervix.

it's a tough call, but i say they are their own. if any ownership applied, i would think the uterus would get dibs on the cervix.

And on that note...

So you all know, it is best to ignore him. Telling him no, only encourages his behavior. Alternately you could start to discuss the use of the biscuit joiner. (For those of you whose brains are in the gutter, that is a legitimate woodworking device).

In proper feminist form, ownership is so patriarchal a concept. Perhaps it is better to say the cervix is housed in the vagina.

mrs whynot wrote: Alternately you could start to discuss the use of the biscuit joiner.

The best joint to joke about is of course the tongue in groove.

Rave: Woodshop jokes for everyone!

http://www.benchnotes.com/Humour/woodworking_jokes.htm

mrs whynot wrote: So you all know, it is best to ignore him. Telling him no, only encourages his behavior. Alternately you could start to discuss the use of the biscuit joiner. (For those of you whose brains are in the gutter, that is a legitimate woodworking device).

In proper feminist form, ownership is so patriarchal a concept. Perhaps it is better to say the cervix is housed in the vagina.

mrswhynot, please make your man come over and put my backyard table together. He's whining about it because it doesn't involve welding (and of course, I don't have a man cave)

she is powerful, but not that powerful.

whynot_31 wrote: she is powerful, but not that powerful.

rut roh.

mrswhynot - care to chime in???

Craig is powerful, talk to him.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/search/tls?query=welder&minAsk=min&maxAsk=max

...then talk to me.

P.S. You have a 220V outlet I can use?

rant: phonecalls 7am-2pm. Again.

Longest. conference. calls. ever.

rant: big sinus headache. I hope I'm not getting sick. Anybody else suffering with bad sinuses lately?

haha Flexi, I am so tired I read "anus headache!"

Rant/rave: just had a conference call sitting with the acting president and my new boss the cfao. While both of them respected my imput and asked me for information, the acting president correctly pronounced my name every time and my new boss nary a once.

jeebus. almost as bad as my (college) students who still spell my name wrong in the headers of their final papers. i try not to accidentally take of points for that, but....

rave: migraine finally gone!

rant: now i have to motor through all those papers i couldn't deal with yesterday.

rave: sunbathing in bikini in yard
rant: superfuckingchubby

rave: Jackson chasing (but not catching) butterflies

rave: has anybody seen this Australian reporter on CNN? He says Nick-a-rag-you-a and totally sounds like an infomercial host

http://edition.cnn.com/CNN/anchors_reporters/ware.michael.html

RAVE: I'm going out with David Byrne girl tomorrow! (we finally meet!)

MeredithB wrote: RAVE: I'm going out with David Byrne girl tomorrow! (we finally meet!)

Yay! and what do you have planned for this d-a-t-e (I like to spell the dirty words)?