The Rant Rave thread

^ ^ Thanks.

Burgers bring everyone together. Especially that burger. I'm still thinking about it. :shock:

Rave: loving the CH (jacobs) forum and the new word they coined! I'll wear this sig line for a while, until Jeffrey wants it back....

Happy VD everyone!! Papi is doing the cooking tonight :chef: and I get whatever I want.... I'm thinking some dish with pesto or alfredo sauce, garlic bread and salad... but I'm not sure yet.... :-k

rave: I managed to somehow make an edible fruit salad out of all the crappy fruit at the ctown
rant/rave: valetines day...good excuse to make a fattening meal but really, what a stupid holiday

rant: busted up my finger (mild sprain?) sledding.

rave: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! sledding! so worth it.

Rave: getting the house clean today!
rant: ripped off TWO nails while loading my laundry to the point that they were bleeding all over the laundrymat. How can I make my nails stronger?! Neither of these were even beginning to rip when they snagged on a towel and just came right off

OUCH!! that's horrible

Gelatin capsules or just eat jello everyday. It totally works.

Best VD ever! Roast chicken with beer jus, pinot gris and bourbon yumyumyum!

Where did you go Scarlet? or more interestingly, who cooked for you :P Sounds great.

Papi ended up making me really cheesy manacotti with his signature garlic bread (best I've ever had). Really, we need to bring this garlic bread to a get together soon, it's decadent!

Me! I cooked!
Ok serious rant: went on a few dates with Africa and decided the chemistry wasn't there so said goodbye. Now he is stalking me! What part of delete my number we are through is unclear? He came to my house today and rang the doorbell for ten minutes! He texted me a million times. Aaaaahhhhhh!

^ ^ LOL! Dude, that's some fucked up shit. Change your number and move.

scarlett wrote: Me! I cooked!
Ok serious rant: went on a few dates with Africa and decided the chemistry wasn't there so said goodbye. Now he is stalking me! What part of delete my number we are through is unclear? He came to my house today and rang the doorbell for ten minutes! He texted me a million times. Aaaaahhhhhh!

He obviously reads the boards - I knew that this comment would come back to haunt you -

scarlett wrote: I think perhaps I may be more obnoxious, annoying and sarcastic in person. At least until I make nice. Then I give an excellent blow job.

But you might think that this

scarlett wrote: Then I give an excellent blow job.

might be mitigated by this

scarlett wrote: Best VD ever!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Ha! No. He barely speaks English and hardly reads. If the board is translated into French, maybe. Saddest part is that he is a pharmacist and works for a private company. So long free samples!

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=en&tl=fr&u=http://brooklynian.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=671165#671165

Rave: Dr. Rosenkranz and staff

3:58 arrive for 4pm appointment
4pm seated in dentist chair
4:04 Dr. R starts my check-up and cleaning (no x-rays needed today)
4:15 I'm done and walking out the door

Rant: One of my co-workers is absolutely incompetent.

Rave: She resigned today because she "got a better job somewhere else".

Rave: taking a nice hot bath
Rant: 100 year old brownstone only has space for a bathtub made for midgets (no offense to actual midgets. I was using satire)

OpossumQueen wrote: Rave: Dr. Rosenkranz and staff

3:58 arrive for 4pm appointment
4pm seated in dentist chair
4:04 Dr. R starts my check-up and cleaning (no x-rays needed today)
4:15 I'm done and walking out the door

Rave: Gildenstern

Carnivore wrote: [quote=OpossumQueen]Rave: Dr. Rosenkranz and staff

3:58 arrive for 4pm appointment
4pm seated in dentist chair
4:04 Dr. R starts my check-up and cleaning (no x-rays needed today)
4:15 I'm done and walking out the door

Rave: Gildenstern

I thought they were dead

OpossumQueen wrote: Rave: Dr. Rosenkranz and staff

3:58 arrive for 4pm appointment
4pm seated in dentist chair
4:04 Dr. R starts my check-up and cleaning (no x-rays needed today)
4:15 I'm done and walking out the door

best dentist. ever. never thought i'd have something good to say about a dentist, but he is awesome!

Heh. This reminds me of an old thread from back in the day...

http://brooklynian.org/forums/viewtopic.php?p=13945&sid=d995cf65406cd9e7dbde48d649d8523a#13945


Whatever happened to boaty anyway? I hope she's not in her dentist's basement.

Carnivore wrote: Heh. This reminds me of an old thread from back in the day...

http://brooklynian.org/forums/viewtopic.php?p=13945&sid=d995cf65406cd9e7dbde48d649d8523a#13945


Whatever happened to boaty anyway? I hope she's not in her dentist's basement.

That would totally creep me out!

hahahahhahaha

Rant: Had some cheeses and bread on the cutting board and some chicken cooling in a pan on the stove top for later. I leave for 5 minutes and come back to a very bad kittah with his ass on my cutting board and eating my chicken. [-X bad kitten!

Mamacita wrote: Rant: Had some cheeses and bread on the cutting board and some chicken cooling in a pan on the stove top for later. I leave for 5 minutes and come back to a very bad kittah with his ass on my cutting board and eating my chicken. [-X bad kitten!

Very bad kitty! But wasn't there a moment, albeit short, where you wanted to get the camera out and take a picture?

Rant: evil virus in my body. At least 4lbs of fluids lost at last check (4lbs under my lowest weight). Can't even keep pepto down.

Rave: BF took the dog for a long walk where they ran into SweetTea
Rave: Dog is willing to actually snuggle with me some in my pathetic state.

Rant: getting up close and personal with the toilet since 5 am. Um, somebody needs to clean that thing!

Rave: Going to a Mardi gras party at my neighbor's house. There is a tent in the yard. Close enough to stumble home.

rant: the irs just decided it wants more money...from 2008. I don't have any money
rant: I was going to treat myself to a bottle of wine but now I will not in light of the irs letter
rant: pasta with butter spray for dinner...again
rave: the dog is being cute right now (rant: he puked on me about 3 hours ago: less cute.)

ok now more upbeat
rave: all my bitching via text over being hungry and broke and weepy over the irs netted me a surprise burger and poutine delivery from the boy. I am full and happier
rave: I got my first ever yelp review today for my hair skillz and I was totally not expecting it at all. Pretty cool to see someone happy with what you do for them!

rant: i still owe the irs a bajillion dollars.

Rave: still sick but the puking part seems over (fingers crossed!). Drank a glass of water before bed and it has not shown itself again!