The Rant Rave thread

Carmen wrote: you guys are lucky he had pants on period.

We do thank you for dressing him before we arrived.

Rave: iF and IF Mougie takes the too expensive apartment so he can be super close to Carmen's man E, we will have awesome rooftop pahtaaaaaays!

Rave: Food Fight

scarlett wrote: Rave: iF and IF Mougie takes the too expensive apartment so he can be super close to Carmen's man E, we will have awesome rooftop pahtaaaaaays!

Where is this apt of which you speak?

a few short blocks away from yours

Rant: I need to move. My apartment is too small. I have too much stuff.

Rave: I look cute today!

Rave: Scarlett is a great real estate agent, and she takes payment in alcohol.

rant: i did not do laundry yesterday so I have to do it today. damnit.

Rant: neither did I so I am not wearing any panties!!!!!!

scarlett wrote: Rant: neither did I so I am not wearing any panties!!!!!!

I don't think your laundry has anything to do with that...

(Meh I was kidding anyway)

scarlett wrote: (Meh I was kidding anyway)

Crap! You TEASE!!!!

RANT: I AM SO STRESSED AT WORK AND WANT TO KILL THIS SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY.

Need a million cocktails.

Rant :

I'm hungry. I have no more cereal and the milk when bad yesterday.

I'm craving something sweet and I ate all the cake last nite.

My diet is on hold cuz I can't stop eating fatty foods.


Rave :

Entenmann's Marshmallow Cake . I'm in love. It tastes so damn good.
If you haven't had it , you must try it!
Not refrigerated , eat it in room temperature so that the frosting is
creamy. Mmm. It is also great eaten with/mixed into ice cream.

Rant!: WORK!!

Rant: The guy I volunteer for keep talking about paying me , but when I asked him today, hey can you cover this expense, he replied-- let me check my books. URG!!

rant: 700 people in the house every day.

rave: the sun on the mountains. will post to LJ. (find me, my username)

Rant: a certain rumor going around about who may or may not have been with me on a particular Friday evening.

Rave: being the subject of rumors! WHOO!!

Rave: The Kobe Bryant of meat

http://www.madatoms.com/site/blog/bacon-the-kobe-bryant-of-meat

Rave: Carni changing his user name to "Carniwhore".

Carnivore wrote: Rave: The Kobe Bryant of meat

http://www.madatoms.com/site/blog/bacon-the-kobe-bryant-of-meat

Rant :

The pic of that poor dead pig looks gross. :puker:

"I want you to figure out how to get it inside my fruit or start feeding it to cows to make bacon milk."

rave: other pork products (and a rather liberal sprinkling of rathergood this evening, hah)

Rave: I decided to hand wash my laundry to save money and time
Rant: hand washing is way harder than it looks and I now have laundry hanging all over my apartment. I feel like this was not a good idea

Rant: ISPs meddling with your VOIP and other ghosts in the machine
Rave: this particular ghost in the machine



(Heh, "Tikuf"...)

Not really a rant or rave, but kinda funny: Papi Chulo has Jury Duty this AM. He had to get up as early as I do LOL! He's stuck in lovely downtown brooklyn

Rave: Making me laugh because Papi got called for jury duty on the worst weather day we've had this year.

Yeah it's pretty funny, except I bet he'll be in a bitchy mood when he gets home. How much does jury duty pay? Anyone know? Not from an employer, I mean from the court?

40 bucks a day

damn, Mama's gonna mug Papi for the $40.

Mama, you know it comes via check about 8 weeks from now, right? You can't spend it starting your male ho business yet.

Rave: Sweet! I hope he get's picked!

Rant: Mougar ate 2, yes TWO dinners last night WITH BEERS and still went home to eat some MORE!! %@#@$@!^#@!! Goddamn skinny boys!

Rave: The haggis didn't count because I didn't have to pay for it.

Rant: The cheesesteak didn't count because it wasn't a cheesesteak (wtf was i thinking ordering that?).