The Rant Rave thread

somewhere deep in my brain I suspect that this is not the right answer, but the rest of my brain hurts so much that I think I just don't care.

RANT: fucking pimples. and grey hair. and wrinkles. all at the same times. FUCKERS!

RANT: Fucking idiots at work. Finger pointing whiners. There. I said it.

Flexichick wrote: RANT: Fucking idiots at work. Finger pointing whiners. There. I said it.

May I recommend an 89 Malbec for that particular problem?

No, it's obviously not the answer for everything.

But man oh man, can it help.

Rave: wine. :cheers:

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=Flexichick]RANT: Fucking idiots at work. Finger pointing whiners. There. I said it.

May I recommend an 89 Malbec for that particular problem?

No, it's obviously not the answer for everything.

But man oh man, can it help.

Rave: wine. :cheers:

you can recommend all you like, but unless you're willing to leave it at my doorstep.......

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=Mamacita]Anyone want to walk around the park tomorrow??

Dude and Oscar? :P

Dude is available....

Rant: ^

whynot_31 wrote: The Dude abides....

Rave: There, fixed.

Rave: jsut made a pre-birthday spa appointment for tomorrow to include haircut and massage. Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

Rant: Em is a punk ass. and i refuse to check my facebook!!!!

Rant :

Mama is hitting me while I'm down.

You just wait till my cooties are cured , woman!

Rave :

I'm feeling much better today. Must be the sunshine , sunshiiiiiine.

"You are my :sunny:

My only :sunny:

You make me when skies are gray.

You'll never know dear how much

Please don't take my :sunny: away."

There there Em. You knows I wuvs you!

For you hip hop enjoyment:

rant: spent all day cleaning so house won't look like war zone when the gf returns from south africa. house still looks like war zone (or at least police action site).

rave: gf home from south africa on monday!

Rave: Extra bacon

Rave: best. spa. day. EVER!!!!!!!
Rant: lost 7 inches of hair and am bald now.

scarlett wrote: Rave: best. spa. day. EVER!!!!!!!
Rant: lost 7 inches of hair and am bald now.

PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!

Rant: Between my tendinitis and guvment hating, I've turned into an crotchety old man.

Rant: Mougar have you been reading Ayn Rand again?

Rave: I've never had to read Ayn Rand. Right now I'm reading the Adventures of Sherlock Holmes.

Mougar wrote: Rave: I've never had to read Ayn Rand. Right now I'm reading the Adventures of Sherlock Holmes.

In this adventure, is he taking on the government for not allowing franchised wine stores?

whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Mougar]Rave: I've never had to read Ayn Rand. Right now I'm reading the Adventures of Sherlock Holmes.

In this adventure, is he taking on the government for not allowing franchised wine stores?
Nope, but he is doing coke which the dang guvment won't let us have either.

....You could likely successfully argue that (at least in NYC) the government has had more success in riding the world of franchised wine stores than cocaine.

And you think they are unsuccessful? hmmp.

Rave: there are really good movies on Sundance free on demand right now!
Rave: my taxes were accepted!
Rave: just made yummy brussel sprout, snap pea and pepper thing!

Rant: got to pearl paint last night JUST as they were locking the door and couldn't buy paints

Rave: Going with Mougar and Voodoo for dumplings. Also, I'm weird, and I LOVE this foggy misty weather. Took the long way home walking through the Gowanus.

Rave: covering said dumplings with Sriracha chili sauce and burning the fuck out of my mouth. And then doing it again!

Rave: having perfectly small boobs and not having to wear a bra on Sundays wheeeeeee!!!!!

Rave: Lard bread!

Rant: None left.

Mougar wrote: Rave: Lard bread!

Rant: None left.

Dude! You ate it all!?!?!?! Damn!!

Mougar wrote: Rave: I've never had to read Ayn Rand. Right now I'm reading the Adventures of Sherlock Holmes.

What do you mean "never had to"?? Why wouldn't you want to?

Rant: Stupid education system that makes it a freakin' chore to actually read literature...

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=Mougar]Rave: I've never had to read Ayn Rand. Right now I'm reading the Adventures of Sherlock Holmes.

What do you mean "never had to"?? Why wouldn't you want to?

Rant: Stupid education system that makes it a freakin' chore to actually read literature...
I like to read, but I have absolutely no interest in Ayn Rand.

If you're curious, the last three books I read were The Picture of Dorian Gray, Wuthering Heights (again) and Bloodsucking Fiends.

Rave: I found something to do with the leftover ricotta




Rant/rave: eric keeps asking me who I'm having over for dinner tonight (meaning you assholes.) Apparently I am now required to host or bring him to sunday night dinners every week. So rave that we love you, rant that I has no monies to feed you all.


MEXICAN EASTER FTW.

Rave: Can't move, but in a good way.