Ok Park Slopers, which one of you has been cockfighting?

I found this in the middle of the sidewalk on 6th St this morning.

WOW Crazy!

I guess someone is missing one of their chooks. Was the culprit a cat? Racoon? Dog? Human? Bird of prey?

this looks more like the work of some religious.

looks like fowl play to me.

Hamilton wrote: looks like fowl play to me.

LOLOLOL - true dat!

Santaria claus is coming to town...

Is he related to Sanity Clause

Part of a pigeon.

Looks like part of a turkey.

Obamanut wrote: Part of a pigeon.

I guess it's the right color and shape for a pigeon . . . But the feathers still attached to it were all white. Also it was really big - like 2 inches in diameter on the claw part.

That is not a pigeon's claws or size!

yes, I think its a turkey part as well.

Perhaps someone bought a live turkey from one of the local poultry markets. They then threw out the claw, which poked thru the bag when the sanitation worker picked up the trash....

There are lots of places to buy live poultry and baby goats in the city. Prospect Heights has one on Grand St and Dean.

...there's likely some in Sunset Park as well.

Gee, I had a totally different image in my head when I saw cockfighting.

Yes, that's probably what happened. But I'm keeping the cockfighting/witchcraft dream alive because it's way more dramatic and fun.

RockerGirl77 wrote: Yes, that's probably what happened. But I'm keeping the cockfighting/witchcraft dream alive because it's way more dramatic and fun.

in that case, it kinda looks like an alien's hand. Did you hear that there was yet another abduction in Bayridge? Yes, the guy had been drinking and was walking home. When all of the sudden there was bright light...

Is it possible it's from a Turkey Gangs member ,that infringed on another's turf and the claw is a warning to stay clear ....or was it from the dreaded
skinhead gang thats roaming the hood

I just heard there's no Manhattan Bound F trains right now due to Police Activity @ The Church St Station. I bet they found the found the skinhead turkey gang.

Actually, according to my sources: The aliens posed as skinheads.

This of course bothered the real skinheads (who BTW, prefer to be referred to as "empowered, earth loving, diversity celbrating, vegan, bald youth". Some of them attnd Ethical Culture and are the children of leftovers from the 1980s Straight Edge movement").

Anyway, the real skinheads (the vegan ones) called the alien skinheads names like "poser" and "wimp". This caused the alien skinheads to retaliate against the vegan ones by throwing turkey legs all around Park Slope.

I know its true because I read it on Brooklynian.

I'm a sloper will be relieved, now he go out and buy a slurpee and not feel he's in danger.

I just heard the body of a Skinhead [vegan] was found on 15th st & 7th ave., with a drum stick protruding from his mouth, i wonder if it was a murder or suicide.

Oh my word!!!! That's where the rest of my sandwich went. I had came from 7-11 where i brought some hero bread and a slurpie. I made my own sandwich with my thanksgiving left overs and the hero. I was paying so much attention to my slurpie, when i arrived home, I bit into my sandwich, only to find nothing but bread. The whole inside must of fell out. Can anyone verify if this has been stepped on? If not, I can retrieve it, boil it in water for 5 minutes and it will be as good as new. Good looking out slopers.

"oh, park slopers, which one of you has":

- gotten all amped up about posting inane messages about chicken leg?
- chained a reference upon a reference causing me to puke a little in my mouth because I actually got them?
- not left the house today and are still sitting in your underwear with NPR crinkling in the background?
- masturbated to flexichic's old avatar?

I been there

Gee, this sounds like Posters Anonymous.

Drunken Revival wrote:
- masturbated to flexichic's old avatar?

I been there

The one with the cats?

turkey killers and cat masturbators!

LOL

RockerGirl77 wrote: turkey killers and cat masturbators!

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Wasn't that a 50's horror film.

In case you missed it.

I once saw two headless chicken bodies just inside the Greenwood Cemetery fence on the north side. We decided it must be related to Santeria. That was the most exciting explanation and I remembered seeing an animal cops (yes I watch it, don't judge me!) episode about Santeria and a goat.