Ok Park Slopers, which one of you has been cockfighting?

sarah palin called and wants her turkey leg back.

WTH is this...John Schlesinger's film Day of the Locust?

On a similar topic, I just heard that our commercial turkeys are now raised in farms to be so huge that the turkeys can't mate with each other -- that human workers have to yank semen out of one bird and throw it into another bird. WTF???

Yeah -- the Thanksgiving turkey you just ate was probably a menage a trios tube baby product with two bird parents and one human parent. Pass me the barf bag, Rockergirl77!

raw wrote: WTH is this...John Schlesinger's film Day of the Locust?

On a similar topic, I just heard that our commercial turkeys are now raised in farms to be so huge that the turkeys can't mate with each other -- that human workers have to yank semen out of one bird and throw it into another bird. WTF???

Yeah -- the Thanksgiving turkey you just ate was probably a menage a trios tube baby product with two bird parents and one human parent. Pass me the barf bag, Rockergirl77!

So wait, there are people who's job it is to jerk-off turkeys? Woa!

Do they get paid by the stroke.

Next Thanksgiving I will give thanks that I don't work at a turkey farm! :P

did you mean a jerkey farm.

that works too!