Festivus 2.0

Buffy said it best:

I'm suffering the afterness of a bad night of badness.

Let this be a lesson to you. If someone is going to the bar and asks you what you'd like, don't say "surprise me." Mougar did this. Three times.

MOUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH! And thank you Windowdressing for bringing us the cutest, smoochiest, sweetest baby bulldog EVER!!

I want to do tradsies!

Mougar wrote: If I owe anyone money, or should apologize, or thank someone please PM me. God damn beaver and her jager.

Maybe you should consider apologizing for the thing you did with that sausage last night. I know we were out drinking and all but there are some things that really aren't appropriate anywhere.

BigGuy wrote: Maybe you should consider apologizing for the thing you did with that sausage last night. I know we were out drinking and all but there are some things that really aren't appropriate anywhere.

Oh god, I thought that was just a dream. But I guess it does explain why I woke up with a sausage casing in my bed. I blame le beave.

Oh that was fun. How do I know? Because when I started tearing my clothes off for bed, a bunch of dollar bills fell out of my bra.

I dreamed of sleeping with the cutest bulldog ever. But man his kisses smelled like Carnivore!!!!!!!

MOUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That bulldog was was way too cute, I keeeeeeesed him SMOOCH!

Oh and did someone find my brains? I seem to have misplaced them....

Finallly, The Brooklynian Festivus 2.0 group photo:

That's me with the green feather bra. Classy, no?

Not as classy as my crown and cape!!!

The boys did get a little rowdy




JAGER!!!!!!!! errr.. I mean MOUGAR!!!!!!

Sorry, I missed it. I'll post photos of Dude in 14" of snow later this week.