Festivus 2.0

Subject: BUTTERMILK SATURDAY FESTIVUS

scarlett wrote: SATURDAY AT BUTTERMILK. It is decided. Beav maybe you could put that in the title.

For those of you attending Mougar's sad little event on Friday, have fun.

Okie dokie.

whynot_31 wrote: So, who is going to step forward and successfully declare when and where this will occur?

We should have Festivus one day for the cool people, and another day for --you know-- Mougar.

errrr... yeah Whynot.. ehem... because you're so cool

<--------- person who's met you

Admit it we're all dorks, especially that weird beaver lady

Mamacita wrote: [quote=whynot_31]So, who is going to step forward and successfully declare when and where this will occur?

We should have Festivus one day for the cool people, and another day for --you know-- Mougar.

errrr... yeah Whynot.. ehem... because you're so cool

<--------- person who's met you

Admit it we're all dorks, especially that weird beaver lady

I can't love you anymore. I just can't. *sob*

You can't resist me. I'll even play morrisey and the ramones for you.

Mamacita wrote: [quote=whynot_31]So, who is going to step forward and successfully declare when and where this will occur?

We should have Festivus one day for the cool people, and another day for --you know-- Mougar.

errrr... yeah Whynot.. ehem... because you're so cool

<--------- person who's met you

Admit it we're all dorks, especially that weird beaver lady

doesn't the fact that someone describes themselvves as "cool" already indicate that they are actually a dork?

Friday may be at Great Lakes instead of Loki. But what are you all doing on this thread anyway? All the cool people are hanging out over at Festivus 1.5

Mougar wrote: Friday may be at Great Lakes instead of Loki. But what are you all doing on this thread anyway? All the cool people are hanging out over at Festivus 1.5

All the cool people except for MOUGAR!

PS - our sausage sharing days are so over.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: PS - our sausage sharing days are so over.

Fine, be that way. I'll get someone else to fill me with meat.

Mougar wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]PS - our sausage sharing days are so over.

Fine, be that way. I'll get someone else to fill me with meat.

Damn. Where is Whynot and his Butthead sense of humor when you need him. I've been working until 3am every friggin night this week and will most likely now be working all weekend. My chances of being able to attend either one are getting slimmer by the minute. I hate work.

Mougar wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]PS - our sausage sharing days are so over.

Fine, be that way. I'll get someone else to fill me with meat.

Spoken as someone who used to run a HIV/AIDS harm reduction group:
Mougar we are glad you feel you can disclose that here. Now when you are "being filled with meat", what precautions can you take to keep yourself and your partner safe?"

whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Mougar][quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]PS - our sausage sharing days are so over.

Fine, be that way. I'll get someone else to fill me with meat.

Spoken as someone who used to run a HIV/AIDS harm reduction group:
Mougar we are glad you feel you can disclose that here. Now when you are "being filled with meat", what precautions can you take to keep yourself and your partner safe?"

Thank you. You are redeemed.

Yes, I am predictable.
No, I am not always on time.

whynot_31 wrote: Now when you are "being filled with meat", what precautions can you take to keep yourself and your partner safe?"

Duh, sausage casing.

good job. If you ever need any, there are some in the community room. Does everyone know how use a sausage caseing? (...reaches for large dildo, then rolls sausage casing over it. Explains to everyone that no how large their sausage, it ain't as large as this dildo ...therefore I don't want to hear about the casing not fitting)

yada, yada, yada.

what the fuck... ahahahahah holy shit ... i cant believe what i just read ahahahhaah oh man o man .. i dip off for a few days and its all sorts of wild shit being said here

ahahahahaha!!! Damn, whynot, you've got the funny these days!

but in a change of events, I may not be able to make either festivus

There might be a trip to the Catskills in my immediate future..... you guys are fun, but you are not several inches of snow.....

caaahyoko wrote: ahahahahaha!!! Damn, whynot, you've got the funny these days!

Caaah, it's only because I encourage him. Against my better judgment.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=Mougar]Friday may be at Great Lakes instead of Loki. But what are you all doing on this thread anyway? All the cool people are hanging out over at Festivus 1.5

All the cool people except for MOUGAR!

PS - our sausage sharing days are so over.

And whynot, I think there is a missed opportunity in the whole shared sausage thing. But ya know, that's just me.

And Catskills. WTF?

Catskills + snow = skiing!

actually catskills + snow + dog + snow shoes = general craziness in woods.


But now for some general craziness in Brooklyn: I have been encouraged by Voodoo to write a short expose.

Re: "The shared sausage". Sometimes you need to wait a while for a group member to disclose. Sometimes other group members will inquire, and it has greater effect on the participants of the risky activity (ie Anastasia and Mougar) when they hear good information from their peers than it would if the question or information was brought by me (the imaginary group leader).

But, because I have no patience, the next group "NA Double Trouble" starts here in 20 minutes, and am a sucker for Voodoo ever since he complemented Flexi's rack when he meant to compliment Anastasia's... here we go:

So, when they "share a sausage", one of our first assumptions is that Mougar is somehow getting "sausaged" by Anastasia. This is a low risk activity to each party because presumably a strap on (aka "sausage") is involved.

True, as the receiver, Mougar risks some injury (abrasions, tearing, etc).
However, as the exclusive user of the strap on, Anastasia has virtually no risk of injury if this is the only activity involved, and the chance of virus transmission between the them is low. This same low level of risk holds if Mougar exclusively uses the strap on sausage on Anastasia.

However, everything changes if the sausage (strap on) is used between and among the them. This is the "sausage sharing" that is referenced above, and the risk of transmission both "from Mougar to Anastasia" and "from Anastasia to Mougar" is much higher.

Likewise, if Mougar is the receiver of the strap on from Ana, yet gives Ana the "real thing", the risk of transmission is substansial ...unless, of course, a Mougar plans to use a sausage casing as he points out above.

It is not clear if the prohibition "no more sharing sausage" Ana has put in place involves: 1. Her receiving his genuine sausage. 2. Him receiving her strap on. The key word is "sharing". She has not ruled out simply receiving, or simply giving sausage.

Won't you miss me at Festivus?

Mougar, can you help us out? What's off limits now that she put this ban in place?

^^ I don't know what's going on up there.

I was just dropping by to see what's up with Festivus 2.12 or whatever it is, and I see ya'll are going to GL? FINE!!!

Bitches. :mad:


I'm going skiing with Whynot.

I'm running far, far away from this thread.

Mougar wrote: I'm running far, far away from this thread.

Straight into my arms.

Le Beav, who is coming tomorrow besides you and O? I thnk we scared off the bulldog and his owner.

The bulldog is scared of my broom and ironing board--so it doesn't take much to scare him off.

That said, you may still see us tomorrow night.

So far - it's me, ScarHo and possibly a smoochie cutie bulldog!!!! What's his name??

late breaking update...

While you characters are avoiding reading my well written, but deemed "obscene in Kansas" sausage post, and busy figuring out what day and place to have Festivus 2.12:

I am pleased to report that the Catskills have been forecast to receive 14" of snow....

EM, sorry you didn't get your request in on time. You can join us next time..

P.S. Have fun at Festivus! Some of you might drink enough to make it one long event....

Now that I have finished wiping the tears away after watching this video of stacking food on animals http://www.seriouseats.com/2008/12/in-videos-stacking-food-on-animals.html please please please can we play this with O and the bulldoggie??????????? Or even just with Mougar?

I'll be in for saturday too. If I survive tonight. It's fucking cold outside!!!!