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I've improved Brooklynian!

I just licked my monitor.

It needs a side of eggs.... and toast.....

oh, man. making this one a global.

I'm shocked and disappointed that this didn't sing "Never Gonna Give You Up."

Boygabriel wrote: I just licked my monitor.

I just puked on mines.

Sweet, Carnie.

If I make sizzling sounds it's even more awesome.

FUCK I WANTED TO BASH MY MONITOR IN !!!

I'm horrified... yet... I can't look away.

You should also see these products.

Pigs are friends, not food. They are smarter than dogs, for instance. Would you like to eat them as well? How about people you don't like? Are they fair game too? Say no to the slaughter.

Tasty smart meat, yummmm

pafnf wrote: Pigs are friends, not food. They are smarter than dogs, for instance. Would you like to eat them as well? How about people you don't like? Are they fair game too?

As Em will tell you, I do not discriminate amongst any of god's creatures. I just let my intestines sort it all out.

You should look at this websitehttp://www.all-creatures.org/anex/pig.html

that is great news! If I were to fry my friends, they would taste as good as bacon!

...and here I was thinking they would only taste as good as chicken.

well I guess that you are beyond the pale, since most americans don't like the idea of eating dog., I find your attitude repulsive.

Carnie, can we get you to make a Brooklynian with vegies all over it?

I want the noob to feel loved.

Don't worry noob, we won't fry you. ...and I didn't know I wasn't supposed to like dogs. I'll have to change my avatar.

but you will fry and eat dogs? you are horribal people

you just "met" me!

You can judge me as "horribal people", but I will not judge you in return.

Carnie, we need that Veggie page ...stat!

idiots. It is a good thing that most people in america don't eat dogs and cats and it is disgusting to find a blog full of people who do in my city. you should be arrested.

any one who eats dogs is horribal;

True. Dogs just don't taste as delicious as pigs. We should all work to convince dog-eaters to give up dogs in favor of bacon.

pafnf wrote: idiots. It is a good thing that most people in america don't eat dogs and cats and it is disgusting to find a blog full of people who do in my city. you should be arrested.

I can't resist. Laurie? Is that you?

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=pafnf]idiots. It is a good thing that most people in america don't eat dogs and cats and it is disgusting to find a blog full of people who do in my city. you should be arrested.

I can't resist. Laurie? Is that you?
I think we have a winner!

Your proselytizing techique needs work.
Take hints from successful porselytizers around the world, engaged in various causes:

First, appear normal.

Befriend your subject.

Offer them something in exchange for following you. (food, money, sobriety, heaven, 12 virgins ...all seem to work given the right subject)

Then slowly begin the brain washing ...deny them sleep and contact with their family and the outside world while the brain washing is occuring for maximum effect. ...do your research, it works like a charm.

You now have all you need to know to create far more converts. When your army is large enough, I'll surrender.

After finding piles of dead pigs stacked behind barns and more than 1000 piglets decomposing in the manure tanks of five farms in southwestern Ontario, officials have charged seven men with seventy-seven charges of animal cruelty.

The Ontario Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA) said that it found the pigs at facilities owned by Wood Lynn Farms Limited following an investigation that began at April at a farm in Elgin County.

The condition of the pigs at that farm led the SPCA to expand its investigation to other locations owned by Wood Lynn Farms. Ontario Pork, the Ontario Ministry of Agriculture and Food and a large animal veterinarian aided in the investigation.

Those charged with causing unnecessary pain to animals, causing unnecessary suffering, willful neglect and abandoning an animal in distress include Jim Long, president of the company and son of Wood Lynn Farms Ltd. founder Gerry Long.

Brian Pemberton, a spokesman for the Ontario SPCA said, "(Our) inspectors deal with pretty horrific cases all the time, but the sheer scale of this is extremely harrowing."

Mr. Pemberton said that the condition of the dead pigs, which were found in varying stages of decomposition, made it impossible to tell how many animals were involved.

There was also evidence of extensive cannibalization of the corpses and many of the corpses had been eaten by rodents, he said.

Investigators found that pigs at all of the farms were without adequate food, water or bedding. Sows were not separated before farrowing, resulting in their piglets being trampled or eaten by other pigs.

Investigators also witnessed one employee attempting to kill a pig by beating it with a metal pipe. Many of the pigs who were still living at the farms were in such poor health they had to be euthanized. The remaining pigs were sold and sent to slaughter.

Wood Lynn Farms Ltd. declared bankruptcy recently, but SPCA officials said it was unclear how long the farm facilities have been in a state of decline.

Pemberton said, "Our view is financial difficulties don’t excuse this kind of treatment of animals."

pafnf wrote: Pigs are friends, not food. They are smarter than dogs, for instance. Would you like to eat them as well? How about people you don't like? Are they fair game too? Say no to the slaughter.

then God wouldn't have filled them with such yummy meat.

yummy

That's nothing! Look how gross these rotten vegetables look!


And did you know that farmers often deliberately spread shit in areas that vegetables are growing? I can't believe anyone would ever put themselves and their families at risk by eating that garbage!

I wish I had known about those pigs before it got so bad. I would have given them a nice, loving home . . . in my belly.