Check this out!

But look at these delicious chuletas from Gran Castillo de Jagua!

For example, I know that Carnie would follow just about anyone anywhere for bacon ....he might even drink the poison laced koolaid if it was bacon flavored.

Beav on the otherhand, might be more susceptable to a cause which would result in Mougar being intoxicated on Jagermeister.

I'll have to get their view on what would motivate me to change my evil ways...

Attn fellow posters: What would make whynot do something he would not otherwise do?

How could the noob successfully convert me? I want to help the noob learn how to be successful...

How about ribs?

Did you see my breakie from yesterday?? EIGHT pieces of bacon, two eggs, hash browns and pancakes. EIGHT PIECES OF BACON.

you are disgustingmaybe someday someone will slam your head against concrete to kill you before eating you like these ones

Ribs might work.

PAFNF, if you give me ribs everyday, I will think about this vegetarian thing you propose.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Did you see my breakie from yesterday?? EIGHT pieces of bacon, two eggs, hash browns and pancakes. EIGHT PIECES OF BACON.

Amateur.

Did you know that the side order of bacon at Chat 'n Chew has been reported to contain 13 strips of bacon? :shock:

You are skipping steps. You can't change people's minds without doing all of the steps.... We're on your side! We've given you everything you need to be ruler of the world.

Hitler followed these simple steps and experienced great success. As evil as he was, he was almost successful by following this simple formula:

whynot_31 wrote: Your proselytizing techique needs work.
Take hints from successful porselytizers around the world, engaged in various causes:

First, appear normal.

Befriend your subject.

Offer them something in exchange for following you. (food, money, sobriety, heaven, 12 virgins ...all seem to work given the right subject)

Then slowly begin the brain washing ...deny them sleep and contact with their family and the outside world while the brain washing is occuring for maximum effect. ...do your research, it works like a charm.

...you are skipping the steps! The masses will ignore you unless you follow the steps. I am on your side.

You now have all you need to know to create far more converts. When your army is large enough, I'll surrender.

stabbing still living creaturesThese pigs are still fully conscious and struggling. The man with the knife had to repeatedly step back to avoid being kicked. Finally, he is able to grab a foreleg and stab the pig. The cruelty we have viewed in slaughterhouses is beyond belief.

Surely you wouldn't have us eat them before they are killed? We all understand that the animals have to be killed and butchered. What's your point? It looks gross? So does open heart surgery.

Now this looks delicious!

I'll be back when you follow the steps.

I'm going to lunch now ....wonder what I should eat. Carnie, where's that rib place?

Pafnf is going to tell Carnie what doctors do! How precious. I would love to stay, but have got to go to lunch.

is there a doctor on this thread?

oh i see how it is here. if i question whether repeatedly stabbing a strung up creature to let it bleed out is the same thing as open heart surgery you delete me. the truth hurts

pafnf wrote: you compare open heart surgery to repeatedly stabbing a live animal hanging by ets feet to let it bleed out and die? you really are stupid. that isn't what doctors do

Way to help your cause!

pafnf wrote: oh i see how it is here. if i question whether repeatedly stabbing a strung up creature to let it bleed out is the same thing as open heart surgery you delete me. the truth hurts

No I delete your personal attacks (read the PM I sent you when I deleted the first one). Stick to your point and you'll be fine. Even if you're wrong.

Carnivore wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]Did you see my breakie from yesterday?? EIGHT pieces of bacon, two eggs, hash browns and pancakes. EIGHT PIECES OF BACON.

Amateur.

Did you know that the side order of bacon at Chat 'n Chew has been reported to contain 13 strips of bacon? :shock:

But all mines only cost 7 bucks. WHOO!!

But seriously pafnf, stop posting those pics. It is bad enough that Carni has all those ribs and bacon, I don't need you making me hungry too!

Mougar, check out this tonkatsu:

Bourbon-glazed pork roast:

hey, pafnf deleted his post about doctors! no fair.

hmmm, who could tell us what doctors do?

I'm not the biggest fan of tonkatsu. If I'm getting japanese, I prefer a ginormous bowl of ramen or hunks of uni and tuna.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=Carnivore][quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]Did you see my breakie from yesterday?? EIGHT pieces of bacon, two eggs, hash browns and pancakes. EIGHT PIECES OF BACON.

Amateur.

Did you know that the side order of bacon at Chat 'n Chew has been reported to contain 13 strips of bacon? :shock:

But all mines only cost 7 bucks. WHOO!!
Look at the breakfast I made at home for about that much:

Mines had PANCAKES and in my still-half drunk state, I needed the carbs.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Mines had PANCAKES and in my still-half drunk state, I needed the carbs.

Fair enough. Personally, I'd rather not get filled up on carbs. Then I wouldn't have as much room for pork.

Mougar wrote: I'm not the biggest fan of tonkatsu. If I'm getting japanese, I prefer a ginormous bowl of ramen or hunks of uni and tuna.

Ahh, now that's more like it!

shit I step away and another page of delicious pork goodness is added.
So hungry now.... where should I eat, el Grand Castillo? Chip Shop... god I want sausage bacon and eggs. Mummm eggs..... I eat unborn creatures... yummy embryos....

Chinese crisp roast suckling pig: