Reaching Breaking Point Over the Park Slope PC Police

caseopele wrote: [quote=willregistersoon][quote=caseopele]
Also, Park Slope is still in New York City. Not everyone is like me, some people are crazy and might react very differently. All I'm saying is be careful about who you mouth off to, especially in a park after dark. This is common sense when living in a big city.

Did you just write this earlier??

"If someone gave me crap about them being off their leashes I would have told them to go f*ck themselves and to go find a hobby. "

I'm pretty sure that telling someone to go f*ck themselves is a hell of a lot different from giving them a beatdown. I know using the f word can hurt someone's feelings but it's not really as painful as a black eye. :roll:

huh ? i thought he was pointing out that in one sentence you say that people should be careful who they mouth of to, and in the next sentence
think it better to tell some one go fck themselves and get a hobby then to roll your eyes and walk away, which sure sounds like self contradiction.
:roll:

i wonder if i will bump into mallory today.

I ran a few loops of Prospect Park this morning. I ran into one of my running buddies and he told me that a dog just jumped on him. He said he just slapped the dog in the face and it fell back so hard that it knocked its owner to the ground. She got tangled in it's giant leash. She cursed him out for hitting her dog. He told her to fuck herself and control her animal.

Is there special mace for dogs?

winstonsmith wrote: I ran a few loops of Prospect Park this morning. I ran into one of my running buddies and he told me that a dog just jumped on him. He said he just slapped the dog in the face and it fell back so hard that it knocked its owner to the ground. She got tangled in it's giant leash. She cursed him out for hitting her dog. He told her to fuck herself and control her animal.

Is there special mace for dogs?

Pretty sure regular pepper spay will work. :roll:

If the incident even happened. Why was your "buddy" running so close to a leashed dog (as evidenced by your statement that she was tangled up in his leash)? Sounds like your friend was the stupid one here.

Oh no, my buddy was running on the road. He is not my "buddy", just my buddy.

"buddy" = lie. Still didn't answer my question. Why was said "buddy" running so closely to a leashed dog? Leashes are 6' in length. Maybe your "buddy" was trying to pick up on the owner? Why else would someone run within 6' of a woman with a dog on a leash? Why would anyone run within 6' of anyone? If it was a retractable leash, why did your "buddy" put himself in the position to run by the woman with the leash open? Sounds fishy to me.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: "buddy" = lie. Still didn't answer my question. Why was said "buddy" running so closely to a leashed dog? Leashes are 6' in length. Maybe your "buddy" was trying to pick up on the owner? Why else would someone run within 6' of a woman with a dog on a leash? Why would anyone run within 6' of anyone? If it was a retractable leash, why did your "buddy" put himself in the position to run by the woman with the leash open? Sounds fishy to me.

He said it was one of those long leashes, more than 6 feet.

He said he was running in the recreation lane. I have run with him many times, he does leave the path.

He is a 60 year old married man, not trying to pick up the owner, I don't know anything about the women.

This was a friend of mine. Not me. If it were me I would say so. I have no reason to lie, this is an anonymous message board.

Obamanut wrote:

Are you serious? Cats are basically feral animals; if you want to make it happy, let it out into the alleyway to answer the call of the wild.

I think most people's perceptions of a cat having "problems" stem from their failure to notice that cats hate human beings and want to be left alone.

You know next to nothing about cats. If you want to keep your cat safe and happy, you DON'T let them "answer the call of the wild." Proper owners spay and neuter thereby removing that desire to go out and populate.

As for cats hating humans- tell that to my cat who pees whenever I go away too long. Or away period.

winstonsmith wrote: I ran a few loops of Prospect Park this morning. I ran into one of my running buddies and he told me that a dog just jumped on him. He said he just slapped the dog in the face and it fell back so hard that it knocked its owner to the ground. She got tangled in it's giant leash. She cursed him out for hitting her dog. He told her to fuck herself and control her animal.

Is there special mace for dogs?

Wow, what an amazing coincidence; it coincides perfectly with your previous post about offensive dogs! It's incredible how you and your "buddies" manage to have the market on Prospect Park aggressive dog victimization cornered.

By the way, kudos to you "buddy"--that must have been one heck of a slap, to send both a dog and its owner tumbling like acrobats. Much respect.

When I kick as dog I will be the first to post it. But maybe there are a lot more people who can do without dogs than you can imagine.

Whatchuwant wrote: [quote=Obamanut]

Are you serious? Cats are basically feral animals; if you want to make it happy, let it out into the alleyway to answer the call of the wild.

I think most people's perceptions of a cat having "problems" stem from their failure to notice that cats hate human beings and want to be left alone.

You know next to nothing about cats. If you want to keep your cat safe and happy, you DON'T let them "answer the call of the wild." Proper owners spay and neuter thereby removing that desire to go out and populate.

As for cats hating humans- tell that to my cat who pees whenever I go away too long. Or away period.

Oh, is that so? So by your reasoning, the best way to enable cats to be naturally happy is to remove their sex drives and keep them locked indoors for their entire lives? Sounds suspect to me...

Cats have absolutely no loyalty or allegiance to any individual human. All they know is that if a human isn't around in the house, they're not getting food. That's all. They think every time a human exits the home, they're being deserted. The cat is peeing on your stuff because it's marking its territory to claim the apartment, since it thinks you're out of the picture and now it can take over.

If a stranger were to enter your home and start feeding the cat, the cat would forget about you in about 1.5 seconds, eat its food, and slink off somewhere licking its chops.

The only reason to own a cat is (1) if you have a mouse problem, or (2) if you live on a farm. Otherwise, you are keeping a wild animal imprisoned in your home.

yes, because 60 year old married men NEVER stray - or try to pick up on women. How silly of me. In any event, if my dog was on his leash and some retard came running up close enough to him that he felt threatened and jumped THEN said asswhip runner hit my dog, I'd have buried his fucking ass somewhere in the park. The owner of the dog did nothing wrong. She had her dog on a leash and was respecting the law. Unfortunately, your "buddy" broke the law by a) damaging her property (because we all know dogs are property) and b ) assaulted the owner by knocking her down.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: yes, because 60 year old married men NEVER stray - or try to pick up on women. How silly of me. In any event, if my dog was on his leash and some retard came running up close enough to him that he felt threatened and jumped THEN said asswhip runner hit my dog, I'd have buried his fucking ass somewhere in the park. The owner of the dog did nothing wrong. She had her dog on a leash and was respecting the law. Unfortunately, your "buddy" broke the law by a) damaging her property (because we all know dogs are property) and b ) assaulted the owner by knocking her down.

You don't know my friend, I do. He was not trying to make any new friends. The dog did not jump him because it felt threatened. It wanted to play. and it was on one of those long leashes.

She had no control over her pet.

Well, you said you weren't there. You can't know if the dog was threatened or wanted to play. If the latter, your friend was in no danger and his hitting the dog was an over reaction. In which case, you'd have no friend any longer if it had been my dog. Most people with larger dogs don't use retractable leashes. So best case senario, a maltese jumped on your friend's knee to play and he hit the dog so hard he sent it flying into his owner, knocking her down. Your "buddy" is a real trooper. Does he beat his "wife", too?

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Well, you said you weren't there. You can't know if the dog was threatened or wanted to play. If the latter, your friend was in no danger and his hitting the dog was an over reaction. In which case, you'd have no friend any longer if it had been my dog. Most people with larger dogs don't use retractable leashes. So best case senario, a maltese jumped on your friend's knee to play and he hit the dog so hard he sent it flying into his owner, knocking her down. Your "buddy" is a real trooper. Does he beat his "wife", too?

Please stop accusing this man of being me. I am not talking about myself. Just try to understand that not everybody likes dogs.

Obamanut wrote: [quote=Whatchuwant][quote=Obamanut]

Are you serious? Cats are basically feral animals; if you want to make it happy, let it out into the alleyway to answer the call of the wild.

I think most people's perceptions of a cat having "problems" stem from their failure to notice that cats hate human beings and want to be left alone.

You know next to nothing about cats. If you want to keep your cat safe and happy, you DON'T let them "answer the call of the wild." Proper owners spay and neuter thereby removing that desire to go out and populate.

As for cats hating humans- tell that to my cat who pees whenever I go away too long. Or away period.

Oh, is that so? So by your reasoning, the best way to enable cats to be naturally happy is to remove their sex drives and keep them locked indoors for their entire lives? Sounds suspect to me...

Cats have absolutely no loyalty or allegiance to any individual human. All they know is that if a human isn't around in the house, they're not getting food. That's all. They think every time a human exits the home, they're being deserted. The cat is peeing on your stuff because it's marking its territory to claim the apartment, since it thinks you're out of the picture and now it can take over.

If a stranger were to enter your home and start feeding the cat, the cat would forget about you in about 1.5 seconds, eat its food, and slink off somewhere licking its chops.

The only reason to own a cat is (1) if you have a mouse problem, or (2) if you live on a farm. Otherwise, you are keeping a wild animal imprisoned in your home.

I'm not taking the bait, dude. You still have NO idea what you're talking about. Your ignorance knows no bounds.

winstonsmith wrote:
Please stop accusing this man of being me. I am not talking about myself. Just try to understand that not everybody likes dogs.

I don't like a lot of things. But you don't see me slapping the shit out of whatever it is. Your "buddy" assaulted someone and should be arrested.

winstonsmith wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]yes, because 60 year old married men NEVER stray - or try to pick up on women. How silly of me. In any event, if my dog was on his leash and some retard came running up close enough to him that he felt threatened and jumped THEN said asswhip runner hit my dog, I'd have buried his fucking ass somewhere in the park. The owner of the dog did nothing wrong. She had her dog on a leash and was respecting the law. Unfortunately, your "buddy" broke the law by a) damaging her property (because we all know dogs are property) and b ) assaulted the owner by knocking her down.

You don't know my friend, I do. He was not trying to make any new friends. The dog did not jump him because it felt threatened. It wanted to play. and it was on one of those long leashes.

She had no control over her pet.


Your buddy is an asshole if all the dog wanted to do was play. I could see if the dog was going to attack him.

"The only reason to own a cat is (1) if you have a mouse problem, or (2) if you live on a farm. Otherwise, you are keeping a wild animal imprisoned in your home."

Where do you come up with this stuff?

eggcream wrote: [quote=winstonsmith][quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]yes, because 60 year old married men NEVER stray - or try to pick up on women. How silly of me. In any event, if my dog was on his leash and some retard came running up close enough to him that he felt threatened and jumped THEN said asswhip runner hit my dog, I'd have buried his fucking ass somewhere in the park. The owner of the dog did nothing wrong. She had her dog on a leash and was respecting the law. Unfortunately, your "buddy" broke the law by a) damaging her property (because we all know dogs are property) and b ) assaulted the owner by knocking her down.

You don't know my friend, I do. He was not trying to make any new friends. The dog did not jump him because it felt threatened. It wanted to play. and it was on one of those long leashes.

She had no control over her pet.


Your buddy is an asshole if all the dog wanted to do was play. I could see if the dog was going to attack him.



How do you know what a dog is gonna do when it jumps on your chest

Because YOU said your "buddy" said the dog wasn't threatened, it only wanted to play. Your "buddy" is an asshole.

winstonsmith wrote: I ran a few loops of Prospect Park this morning. I ran into one of my running buddies and he told me that a dog just jumped on him. He said he just slapped the dog in the face and it fell back so hard that it knocked its owner to the ground. She got tangled in it's giant leash. She cursed him out for hitting her dog. He told her to fuck herself and control her animal.

You ran a few loops of Prospect Park this morning? If you ran 3 or 4 laps in 8 degree weather, you are the MAN or the biggest liar in Park Slope. :oops:

winstonsmith wrote:


How do you know what a dog is gonna do when it jumps on your chest

Ya know, I've got to wonder about you, uh, I mean your "buddy"--if a dog is coming to attack you (which is 99% of the time dead obvious), then a "slap" isn't going to do much to stop it unless it's a Chihuahua. Pretty much the only thing a "slap" will get you is a lacerated hand, even from a relatively small dog.

On the other hand, if the dog wasn't trying to attack you--I mean your buddy--then, he slapped a completely oblivious animal for no reason. Sounds like a true hero to me.

Obamanut wrote:
Are you serious? Cats are basically feral animals; if you want to make it happy, let it out into the alleyway to answer the call of the wild.

I think most people's perceptions of a cat having "problems" stem from their failure to notice that cats hate human beings and want to be left alone.

what is wrong with you? seriously, you seem to hate all people, all animals, and know nothing about either. why are you even here, because you need playmates to instigate?

brooklynpotter wrote: [quote=Obamanut]
Are you serious? Cats are basically feral animals; if you want to make it happy, let it out into the alleyway to answer the call of the wild.

I think most people's perceptions of a cat having "problems" stem from their failure to notice that cats hate human beings and want to be left alone.

what is wrong with you? seriously, you seem to hate all people, all animals, and know nothing about either. why are you even here, because you need playmates to instigate?

Just because I believe that cats are happier when they are left alone and free to romp in nature, that makes me "hate" them? Then if I said that all cats around the world should have their genitals removed and be locked in apartments for their entire lives, that would show my love for them? I'm not quite sure I understand your reasoning.

Obamanut wrote: [quote=brooklynpotter][quote=Obamanut]
Are you serious? Cats are basically feral animals; if you want to make it happy, let it out into the alleyway to answer the call of the wild.

I think most people's perceptions of a cat having "problems" stem from their failure to notice that cats hate human beings and want to be left alone.

what is wrong with you? seriously, you seem to hate all people, all animals, and know nothing about either. why are you even here, because you need playmates to instigate?

Just because I believe that cats are happier when they are left alone and free to romp in nature, that makes me "hate" them? Then if I said that all cats around the world should have their genitals removed and be locked in apartments for their entire lives, that would show my love for them? I'm not quite sure I understand your reasoning.

You're going by incorrect "knowledge" that cats are feral animals. This is not true. They are, as a species, domesticated. Look it up.

I can't believe a week has gone by since I last checked this board and you people are still at it.

Thanks for the entertainment! =D>

Obamanut:

Subject: Re: Reaching Breaking Point Over the Park Slope PC Police

Obamanut wrote: To the guy who tried to have an angry showdown with me in (empty) Prospect Park earlier this evening over my (gentle) dog romping off the leash enjoying the new fallen snow--I didn't walk away from you because I was scared or because I didn't hear you, I walked away to prevent myself from going drill sergeant on your ass and to prevent you from perhaps getting yourself hurt. I have reached a point of zero tolerance with those individuals residing in this neighborhood who feel that they have carte blanche to open their mouth in a disrespectful manner to anyone and everyone in public, whenever they deem it necessary. Unless you have a badge, I would advise you to keep your thoughts to yourself, since the next person you decide to open your mouth to may not possess the same self-restraint that I do.

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LOL, Bruce Lee

modsquad wrote: [quote=winstonsmith]I ran a few loops of Prospect Park this morning. I ran into one of my running buddies and he told me that a dog just jumped on him. He said he just slapped the dog in the face and it fell back so hard that it knocked its owner to the ground. She got tangled in it's giant leash. She cursed him out for hitting her dog. He told her to fuck herself and control her animal.

You ran a few loops of Prospect Park this morning? If you ran 3 or 4 laps in 8 degree weather, you are the MAN or the biggest liar in Park Slope. :oops:

I am not lying. ran with about 10 other people to Manhattan and back. Then I did a loop of the Park. I am training for a spring marathon.

Actually, dogs should only live in the country where they can run free and not be cooped up in little apartments to be left along for hours at a time while their owners are out buying Brooklyn industries t-shirts and sucking up lattes at Gorilla.