UnReal World 2.0!

thanks for the cliffs notes.

Mamacita wrote: Only thing I can think of that hasn't been mentioned is, your moving! Em will be so happy! :alien:

Nope, I would stay just to be near EM. She is _w_s_m_.

Would anyone like to buy a vowel?

Whynot, does this involve a large shipment of sex toys and bungie ropes?

damn, were they delivered to your address by the postman out of habit?

Shhhh! Don't tell Papi about the postman!

you got needs. Nothing wrong with that.

Is it that you are getting fired and starting an all teen s-x trade?

might be fun, but nope.

Scarlett, you are supposed to distract people from this topic, not feed their obsession.

You're buying a McDonald's franchise and providing all of us with a lifetime supply of Big Macs?

Oh, ok - everyone look at Mamacita's knockers!!!!!!!!

VoodooNYC wrote: You're buying a McDonald's franchise and providing all of us with a lifetime supply of Big Macs?

might be a good investment, they made money last quarter.

...but I wouldn't give 'em away free, all of you would still have to shell out $7 for a combo meal.

scarlett wrote: Oh, ok - everyone look at Mamacita's knockers!!!!!!!!

Difficult to miss.

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=scarlett]Oh, ok - everyone look at Mamacita's knockers!!!!!!!!

Difficult to miss.

Finally, something to see here.

Where is that emoticon?

This one?

[quote=Mamacita]Here's a picture of me:


this one?

this one?

Yes, whynot, that one! Except when I saw it on my phone it looked like knockers, and now it looks like a booty. Hmmm. I guess she does have both.

Here I am!

Oh shit - everybody hide. It's Mama!

Mamacita wrote:

Here I am!

The resemblance is uncanny.

I am so innocent, I know.

she's going to look like National Geographic women if she keeps that up.

I found one of you whynot!

Ha. And I found Scarlett.



Fine. Fixed it again.

I do't smoke THAT much! I like the other one of me better!!!!!

fixed it!

[quote=Mamacita]I found one of you whynot!


it looks like I'm a turkey with goblets. They are way too high.

So are you saying that your balls hang low? Do they wiggle to your toes?

they do not hang off my chin.

...that's all I'm sayin'

I have 100% Irish relatives, and they have double chins that resemble goblets (and that emoticon).

...but none have their balls way up there.

P.S. Mama, National Geographic is not a fashion magazine.