I've been set up ...

No, it's because the Delicate Flower laughs in the face of most who go near.

like I said, a special trip to Lowes might be needed.

....they have a tool section as well as a lumber section.

We should have a thread that you can only post to on Fridays. It wouldn't take much programming.

whynot_31 wrote: hey, we want details but don't want to hear about how thick it was. ...TMI.

oh ew.

Carmen wrote: [quote=whynot_31]hey, we want details but don't want to hear about how thick it was. ...TMI.

oh ew.

acckkk. It's Carmen....

shhhhhhh.

How about those Mets?

Sweep!!!!!!! LET'S GO METS!!!!!!!!!! RED HOT BELTRAN!!!!!!!

see, we were talking about baseball.

Baseball bats are made from wood.

Carmen, you have anything to add to this conversation?

Carmen doesn't care about baseball, silly!!!!!

And some baseball bats are actually aluminum alloy. Some metal toys are fun when they are heated up or cooled down. Just dayin'

good to know.

I was just thinking would should extend an invite to her ...she is new to this thread, and might have something to contribute.

She is usually so reserved and quiet, she might appreciate us welcoming her. It may cause her to post. (sarcasm)

...I doubt we aree not going to get her to the "some metal toys are fun when they are heated" level, but who knows...

oh hai everyone.

also baseball sucks?

Carmen wrote: oh hai everyone.

Hi pookie! Did you bring me a present?

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=Carmen]oh hai everyone.

Hi pookie! Did you bring me a present?

you can have the poop factory if you like. He's on a roll today... all over my apartment.

Carmen wrote: also baseball sucks?

That's a question and the answer is no. Baseball is awesomely awesome. Almost as awesome as LeBeave. Or seeing Papi wasted the other night.

is Oscar able to get along with Bruno? ...in a non-squeaky toy way?

whynot_31 wrote: is Oscar able to get along with Bruno? ...in a non-squeaky toy way?

this has not been verified. I would imagine so, Bruno is a giant pussy. I took him to the dog run today and two big dogs were playing with him and he got scared and started SCREAMING and ran in between my legs shaking.

whynot_31 wrote: is Oscar able to get along with Bruno? ...in a non-squeaky toy way?

Oscar loves squeaky toys! Oscar would share with Bruno and treat him like a bebe.

dude once ate a mole (then vomited it up, dead and slime covered, but intact).

Oscar might be able to swallow Bruno.

whynot_31 wrote: dude once ate a mole (then vomited it up, dead and slime covered, but intact).

Oscar might be able to swallow Bruno.

that is both disgusting and hilarious. He didnt chew it?!

I was only there for the aftermath. ...prior to this event we had thought moles were way too fast for him to catch. it was great.

damn it, now someone is going to tell me I am an evil person, and that moles are endangered or some stupid shit. It's friday, take the day off animal crazies.

You have moles living in your house? That's nasty.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=whynot_31]is Oscar able to get along with Bruno? ...in a non-squeaky toy way?

Oscar loves squeaky toys! Oscar would share with Bruno and treat him like a bebe.

oscar had his eyes on stella as a squeaky toy....but she got away (by trying to jump through the closed window) :shock:

Flexichick wrote:
oscar had his eyes on stella as a squeaky toy....but she got away (by trying to jump through the closed window) :shock:

Oscar wanted to give Stella Sweet Candy Kisses and he cried the whole way home because she's a tease.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=Flexichick]
oscar had his eyes on stella as a squeaky toy....but she got away (by trying to jump through the closed window) :shock:

Oscar wanted to give Stella Sweet Candy Kisses and he cried the whole way home because she's a tease.


it was Oscar's giant tongue that scared her. Don't make me post pictures (really, don't make me...i'm too lazy)

Lies. Oscar is tiny.

So when are we setting up Mougar with Caaa.... errr forget.... :oops:

Mamacita wrote: So when are we setting up Mougar with Caaa.... errr forget.... :oops:

What do you you mean "when"?

Mougar wrote: Wait . . . you don't want to hear about broken va-jay-jays?

Note that Mougar dropped out of this thread after this post. Smart move, stud muffin.

Reminds me o the blind date you and Beave went on and that hilarious thread before it, where you managed to put your foot in your mouth at every post.

Mamacita wrote: Reminds me o the blind date you and Beave went on and that hilarious thread before it, where you managed to put your foot in your mouth at every post.

HA! Mougar learned well.

Mamacita wrote: Reminds me o the blind date you and Beave went on and that hilarious thread before it, where you managed to put your foot in your mouth at every post.

where is this thread