Carmen's Real Housewives Thread :)

but i'd like her on my side.

i actually kinda hated caroline till now

where is carmen and the rest of the gang?

I didn't hate Caroline, but she was a very stereotypical italian wife.....I can't believe Bernie Kerik is her husband's BFF. I did NOT like the way he was pulling the dog off of the trainer.....

bernie kerik is totally amoral, that they know him only makes me more nervous about the family.

i saw the "brownstone" from the highway last week, shitty shitty neighborhood, like most of paterson

yes, kerik is shady to no end. I got the creeps every time i met him

somehow I am not surprised at this. way to keep it classy for your kids:

http://www.starmagazine.com/nj_danielle_staub_sex_tape_steve/news/15725

Isn't twohead going to have to take out her buhbies for the third princess she popped out?

Wtf was Danielle's friend wearing a pilgrim outfit?

This show has retardation.

I actually felt bad for Danielle, but also felt it was totally inappropriate to bring the book up at that time. Had to be at the encouragement of the show to both invite Danielle and create a scene.

Prior to this ep, I liked Caroline, but upon learning that she was the one who brought the book to the salon and didn't regret it? Now, not so much. I got the impression through the show that she was more direct than that but I guess I was wrong.

This show just made me sad. The only straightforward people seemed to be Jackie and her husband.

Did anybody catch the "director's cut" of the dinner that aired last night? I recorded it and will watch it later

Flexi I started to watch it last night. It was awful.

very excited about next week's two part reunion show!

who's watching part 1 of the reunion tonight?????

Oh yes.

Carmen wrote: Oh yes.

yay! i expect blogging

lol people will be here, i make no promises

Carmen wrote: lol people will be here, i make no promises

don't leave me here alone (again)!

Caroline looks good!

Danielle's fake boob has a huge indent in it. Gross

omg thurs better be good. today sucked

I think that Dina and Caroline were surrounding Danielle to keep her in line :-)

I was surprised that they made Teresa and Danielle sit together.......or maybe not surprised...Bravo is certainly stirring things up.

I love how they don't know how Caroline's FIL was murdered, but it wasn't mafia. Uh huh. (rut roh - maybe she's going to come over and go "toe to toe" with me now)

Did they like...totally ignore Danielle last night? She hardly got asked any questions or spoke at all. Thursday better rectify that!

Her sucking up to Caroline at the end was pathetic.

I'm glad Danielle said she's fixing that wonky titty of hers. But seriously - she said that was the only plastic surgery she had? except for the botox...except for lip plumpers...I'm sure there were other exception.......being a coke prostitute whore, i am sure she got her nose done too

Flexichick wrote: i am sure she got her nose done too

No way- that honker? That's Mother Nature's nose, all the way.

Whatchuwant wrote: [quote=Flexichick] i am sure she got her nose done too

No way- that honker? That's Mother Nature's nose, all the way.

it's even worse in her mug shot. I say she shaved it down a bit

This brightened my day: http://www.nypost.com/seven/06252009/news/regionalnews/housewife_sex_tape_blocked_176044.htm

Mougar wrote: This brightened my day: http://www.nypost.com/seven/06252009/news/regionalnews/housewife_sex_tape_blocked_176044.htm

gag. I dnw to see that tape with her evil imploding boob

Whatchuwant wrote: [quote=Flexichick] i am sure she got her nose done too

No way- that honker? That's Mother Nature's nose, all the way.

Where'd you find her mugshot? Fiance was looking to buy the book and said they were sold out but on Ebay they were on sale for THOUSANDS of dollars! Can you imagine?!?!

I'll try to dig it up later. or just google her name and mugshot

"Name change got arrested! Pay attention!"

the library has a copy. Do you think so jerk will try to steal it and sell it?