Carmen's Real Housewives Thread :)

where's the drama????

This show is giving me a twitch in my right eye.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: This show is giving me a twitch in my right eye.

and here i thought you were winking at me :-(

am i the only one who has a little crush on Dr. Dre AND Snoop?

Flexichick wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]This show is giving me a twitch in my right eye.

and here i thought you were winking at me :-(

How could you tell? I'm always staring at your boobs.

wait how are they talking about the reunion already? Didnt this shit just start?

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=Flexichick][quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]This show is giving me a twitch in my right eye.

and here i thought you were winking at me :-(

How could you tell? I'm always staring at your boobs.

tru dat

so fucking glad I don't have an accent.
toooooaaaaalk

brooklynpotter wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]Danielle's gay boyfriend is a poor representation of gay boyfriends.

seriously. he looks like the husband from bewitched. who's dead

Dick Sargent or Dick York? Aren't they both dead?

they're TAWKING about her. Make them stop TAWKING!

You don't know what she had to go through - fucking all of those guys and doing all of that coke.

"Offend me behind my back?"

ok to be fair though it was like...25 years ago. and although I dont have a criminal record (and if i did i wouldnt be on TV!!!!!) I have friends who do and are legit people who I would trust with my most prized possessions including my son (dog)


And it is petty.

"I got a doooooooaaaaawwwwwwwtah!"

I dunno - kidnapping, prostitution, beating a guy/holding somebody hostage....

not like drunk driving or something (not that drunk driving is ok, but I do know some people who have DUIs)

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=brooklynpotter][quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]Danielle's gay boyfriend is a poor representation of gay boyfriends.

seriously. he looks like the husband from bewitched. who's dead

Dick Sargent or Dick York? Aren't they both dead?

they're both dead, and he looks like both of them.

This thread would not be complete without a jersey accented "boooooooaaaawwwllls deep!!!!!"

i feel cheated.

gah, i have to go call my jersey mother

Is this a repeat?

Flexichick wrote: I dunno - kidnapping, prostitution, beating a guy/holding somebody hostage....

not like drunk driving or something (not that drunk driving is ok, but I do know some people who have DUIs)

agreed. I dont know anyone charged with kidnapping...just saying people make mistakes and it *was* 25 yrs ago..

brooklynpotter wrote: i feel cheated.

yah..


NYC was much better than this. I miss the Discountess and "Not Gay" Simon...plus Bettheny v. Kelly

Oh fucking hell. What kind of shit is this?

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Oh fucking hell. What kind of shit is this?

what are you watching? if you are still on Bravo, it's repeated

Carmen wrote: [quote=Flexichick]I dunno - kidnapping, prostitution, beating a guy/holding somebody hostage....

not like drunk driving or something (not that drunk driving is ok, but I do know some people who have DUIs)

yah, I hear ya.....I made tons of mistakes 25 years ago and am lucky to have not done too much damage to myself or others....but her life doesn't sound like a simple mistake....more like a way of life....

I feel sorry for their kids...all of them

agreed. I dont know anyone charged with kidnapping...just saying people make mistakes and it *was* 25 yrs ago..

Sorry I had to work on my computer last night. Next week for sure.

Duffy'sSis wrote: Sorry I had to work on my computer last night. Next week for sure.

quit making excuses, skank.

Was it only half an hour? That's all that recorded!!

nope, its an hour. Dont worry, im sure bravo will loop it.

Ha. I can't believe I missed all this drama. This thread is no doubt way more entertaining than the show. Although I may actually be tempted to watch NYC Prep.

more on danielle:

http://www.starmagazine.com/danielle_staub_nj_housewives_drugs_kevin_maher/news/15662

and more!

http://gawker.com/5277788/coke-whore-danielle-staub-was-also-a-paid-escort-according-to-her-ex