Carmen's Real Housewives Thread :)

Joan Rivers (one of my fav reality stars!) is selling her place. Take a look at the slideshow. It's like Versailles:
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/06/joan_rivers_penthouse.html?mid=daily-in

HAHAHAH she said she wanted to "establish some rumors!"

ok the woman is obviously not going to kidnap your child...but she's clearly sketch and needs to not be a part of a sane person's social circle

also she just way misused the word "dialect"


stab

Flexichick wrote: [quote=scarlett]Wait, what's wrong with being a former stripper whose ex husband was a dirty cop?

now you know why I don't let you bitches know about MY past ;-)

But Potter tells us all at all the events she drinks with us at!!!!! (wow that grammar was horrible)

ok, blondie's upper lip looks like it's going to burst

heh

the cat woman you mean? totally

scarlett wrote: [quote=Flexichick][quote=scarlett]Wait, what's wrong with being a former stripper whose ex husband was a dirty cop?

now you know why I don't let you bitches know about MY past ;-)

But Potter tells us all at all the events she drinks with us at!!!!! (wow that grammar was horrible)

even she knows NOTHING!

eh....I do have some stories....I just don't tell them all.....they do still make me laugh (and wonder how I didn't get myself arrested or killed)

look at that fucking house. my god.

Carmen wrote: look at that fucking house. my god.

whoa...that room is HUGE

Oh please- we know you never leave the house due to some breakage or other. How much trouble can you get into? I on the other hand........

scarlett wrote: Oh please- we know you never leave the house due to some breakage or other. How much trouble can you get into? I on the other hand........

I'm 42...I'm slowing down with age

Dude that house looks like a fucking casino, all overdone.

LOOK PAYING IN CASH AGAIN!!!

all of her hard work?! LOL

That is the fucking tackiest house I've ever seen. I want to puke in it.

someone slap that kid saying alberto

Flexichick wrote: [quote=scarlett]Oh please- we know you never leave the house due to some breakage or other. How much trouble can you get into? I on the other hand........

I'm 42...I'm slowing down with age

Um, so am I and I am still raring to go!!!!!!!

And her kid is a little asshole.

scarlett wrote: [quote=Flexichick][quote=scarlett]Oh please- we know you never leave the house due to some breakage or other. How much trouble can you get into? I on the other hand........

I'm 42...I'm slowing down with age

Um, so am I and I am still raring to go!!!!!!!


trust me, there are some more yah yahs waiting to get out when this fucking boot cast comes off

Flexichick wrote: all of her hard work?! LOL

srsly. I loe how she thinks she worked for it but then hubby whips out the cash!!!

So glad Beave agrees about the house.

wrong place at the wrong time? which time? stripping time? kidnapping time? sleeping with 1000 men time?

omg she is not going to fake cry stupid bitch. All that botox means she can't move her face!

this is her gay boyfriend of 20+ years and he doesn't know the story?

Danielle's gay boyfriend is a poor representation of gay boyfriends.

oy, crying.

I love Kathy Griffin's mom and her box o' wine

omg "he had like, 30 rooms, i dont know whats going on"

yes bc no one knows when their boyfriend is slinging coke out of his MANSION THAT HE SOMEHOW OWNS WITH NO JOB that is FULLY STAFFED WITH COLOMBIANS


yes. no.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Danielle's gay boyfriend is a poor representation of gay boyfriends.

seriously. he looks like the husband from bewitched. who's dead